Oral sex more dangerous than smoking

[elfin_odalisque]

What next? Scientists from Joh Hopkins have discovered there is a greater chance of contracting throat cancer from oral sex than from smoking cigarettes.

Article here;
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/4790957.html

Is there going to be a need for a Surgeon General's warning tattoo - "Sucking this could damage your health"?

Is it all right if you don't swallow?

 

[rgraham666]

What next? Scientists from Joh Hopkins have discovered there is a greater chance of contracting throat cancer from oral sex than from smoking cigarettes.

Article here;
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/4790957.html

Is there going to be a need for a Surgeon General's warning tattoo - "Sucking this could damage your health"?

Is it all right if you don't swallow?

Now I have another snarky thing to say to the anti-smokers.

Anti-smoker: Don't you know smoking will kill you?

Me: Hey, it's safer than oral sex. So blow me.

 

[scriptordelecto]

Now I have another snarky thing to say to the anti-smokers.

Anti-smoker: Don't you know smoking will kill you?

Me: Hey, it's safer than oral sex. So blow me.

*spew*

 

[matriarch]

*saying nothing.......honestly.......not a word..........not even a smirk...*

 

[yevkassem72]

Oh, great, just what I need. Another excuse for a woman to not suck me off. On the other hand, it can presumably go both ways, but then I don't object to cunnilingus. Well, I smoke anyway. Why not have oral, too?

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Now I have another snarky thing to say to the anti-smokers.

Anti-smoker: Don't you know smoking will kill you?

Me: Hey, it's safer than oral sex. So blow me.

Rob, hey, that sucks

 

[cumallday]

Are there any dangers related to second hand cocksucking? Does deep throating increase the risk? Should we tax blow jobs? Are these the researchers that graduated in the bottom allowable percentile?

 

[yevkassem72]

On the other hand, cum is very high in protein and fiber. And it's usually cigars and smokeless tobacco that have the high oral cancer risks.

 

[vampiredust]

perhaps men should put warning stickers on their crotch

 

[Stella_Omega]

On the other hand, cum is very high in protein and fiber. ...

And vitamin C, I believe.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Apparently, the advice is that blowjobs should only be given to guys wearing condoms. Doesn't that so defeat the purpose and what if you've got a latex allergy?

What do us girls have to do to get a bit of tongue action? Douche with DDT?

 

[CharleyH]

Hate to be a party pooper, but it makes sense to me. Cervical cancer is often associated with STDs, particularly HPV, so throat cancer from oral sex is a given.

PS. What I find interesting is that there's a vaccine for women at this time, and not specifically for men. What a medical turn around.

 

[oggbashan]

Clinton and Lewinsky had the right idea

So Clinton and Lewinsky are justified at last.

Cigars are safer...

Og

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

This is why people should stop being so risk averse. Everything is risky. Do you want to go through life missing out on things because they might make you sick? One has to draw the line somewhere. That's just my take on it.

 

[scheherazade_79]

You know the smoking in public places ban? Did you know that more people die from lung complaints caused by eating bacon and other smoked meats than from passive smoking?

What are they going to do next? Ban bacon and parma ham?

I'm also wondering if all guys will have to have a government health warning tattooed onto their 'penii' (newly learnt word - see qu. for lesbian couples thread) if this is true.

 

[wehstar]

You know the smoking in public places ban? Did you know that more people die from lung complaints caused by eating bacon and other smoked meats than from passive smoking?

What are they going to do next? Ban bacon and parma ham?

I'm also wondering if all guys will have to have a government health warning tattooed onto their 'penii' (newly learnt word - see qu. for lesbian couples thread) if this is true.

Is that really true? (Sorry for being sceptical, but you can't believe everything you read on an erotic literature bulletin board.)

If so do I have to give up bacon? I hate the idea of giving up bacon. Not as much as I hate the idea of getting cancer. Is all bacon smoked?

 

[wehstar]

And vitamin C, I believe.

But can someone actually live off cum. Obviously it would have to be harvested in large quantities. But could you actually live for six months or something just on cum?

This isn't me just being weird. It relates to a fetish story that someone has asked me to write.

 

[fieryjen]

Apparently, the advice is that blowjobs should only be given to guys wearing condoms. Doesn't that so defeat the purpose and what if you've got a latex allergy?

What do us girls have to do to get a bit of tongue action? Douche with DDT?

I think the general advice they give is that you should place a piece of Seran Wrap (sp?) over the general area before cunnilingus.

 

[Guest]

Now I have another snarky thing to say to the anti-smokers.

Anti-smoker: Don't you know smoking will kill you?

Me: Hey, it's safer than oral sex. So blow me.

BWAH!

 

[FatDino]

There's no way one Earth that oral can be more dangerous than smoking. Just not gonna happen.

 

[shykitten78]

for me rather smell of cum than cigarette smoke, and no way am I giving up oral

 

[kendo1]

I'm fucked.
I've been smoking and having oral sex for 35 years.


Not at the same time.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

But can someone actually live off cum. Obviously it would have to be harvested in large quantities. But could you actually live for six months or something just on cum?

This isn't me just being weird. It relates to a fetish story that someone has asked me to write.

I put something like that in a story once and got trolled for it. But it's an interesting point.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

There's no way one Earth that oral can be more dangerous than smoking. Just not gonna happen.

I do have to wonder about it.

In any case, I'd much rather get my cock sucked than smoke a cigarette. But I'm not one to go out of my way to expand my lifespan, anyway, especially if it means a dull existence. Life without oral? Unthinkable! Life without Oral Roberts? That would be nice. He gives me ear cancer from hearing him beg for cash.

 

[elsol]

*yawn*

And suddenly a whole lot of anti-paploma (or whatever it is) vaccine people disappear..

'Cause if it's a shot for my girl or not getting blown... I'll inject her myself.