Oprah says...

[Mustang Sally]

When washing your hands after using the toilet, you must scrub with soap for a full 15 seconds in order to kill off the germies. The secret cam in the studio washroom caught a best time of 8 seconds scrubbing. Several didn't bother with soap, so registered zero seconds.

Her expert of the day pointed out that 15 seconds would be as long as it takes to sing one full verse of "Happy Birthday".

I think not only would you look obsessive scrubbing for that long, but a little bit kooky, too!

More good advice from Oprah.
What has she taught YOU?

 

[shadowsource]

Godard's DETECTIVE

It's not a great film or anything, but I love one scene: A guy who's for some reason afraid of a stronger, older "godfather" type is in the middle of peeing in a men's toilet. The older, dominant guy enters, starts washing his hands. Then he goes to pee while the younger guy goes to wsh his hands. "There are two types of people," says the older guy. "One washes their hands before they pee, so as not to bring the world's filth to their private parts. And the other...."
I had to estimate the dialogue after many years, and did very badly. But you get the point.

 

[Samuari]

Re: Godard's DETECTIVE

It's not a great film or anything, but I love one scene: A guy who's for some reason afraid of a stronger, older "godfather" type is in the middle of peeing in a men's toilet. The older, dominant guy enters, starts washing his hands. Then he goes to pee while the younger guy goes to wsh his hands. "There are two types of people," says the older guy. "One washes their hands before they pee, so as not to bring the world's filth to their private parts. And the other...."
I had to estimate the dialogue after many years, and did very badly. But you get the point.

Very nice but did Oprah teach you that? or do you ever pay attention? I'm begining to think that you just prattle because you think that the world wants to hear your voice.

 

[Guest]

chill out, samuari, his post had to do with her post. no need to have a fit over it

 

[Puddles The Wonder Poodle]

chill out, samuari, his post had to do with her post. no need to have a fit over it

like this:


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[shadowsource]

Huh?

Did Oprah teach her that?

 

[Problem Child]

Oprah taught me that there really isn't anything worth a shit on network TV in the afternoon.

 

[Mustang Sally]

Oprah likes her toilet paper roll to go over, not under.

 

[shadowsource]

Well, that's a start!

Oprah likes her toilet paper roll to go over, not under.

I could live with a woman like that....

 

[Mustang Sally]

Re: Well, that's a start!

I could live with a woman like that....

Hehe, mine always goes under.
But the good news is, if I remember correctly, that by far the majority of women agreed with Oprah.

 

[Innocencefound]

Her expert of the day pointed out that 15 seconds would be as long as it takes to sing one full verse of "Happy Birthday".

I think not only would you look obsessive scrubbing for that long, but a little bit kooky, too!

So are you saying that when washing our hands we need to sing Happy Birthday? Might seem a little odd to the other people in the restroom

 

[Bob Peale]

Washing for 15 seconds is nearly as bizarre as singing "Happy Birthday" in order to time it !

 

[miles]

Oprah is really beginning toreach for the title of Queen of Sanctimonious.


Did you hear that the feds busted Oprah at the airport for possession of drugs with intent to distribute?

They found 100 pounds of crack under her skirt.

 

[Purple Haze]

I don't wash my hands after I pee, because I don't pee on my hands.

Actually you should wash your hands before you pee, your hands carry a lot germs on them, especially if you've been handling money. As far as public restrooms go, I've gotten really good at flushing with my elbow or my foot. Kick the door open if possible. I may seem over-cautious to some, but I haven't missed a day of work for twelve years.

The germs are there, Oprah said so.

 

[Guest]

 

[WriterDom]

How many women insist on a freshly washed cock before they suck it?

 

[DriveSouth]

This brings to mind an interesting question:

If you use a bar of soap to wash your ass while showering, should the bar of soap be discarded, or is it safe to use in the future?

 

[miles]

MistressHoney

I love Tyra Banks. I have loved her many times.

 

[PacificBlue]

This brings to mind an interesting question:

If you use a bar of soap to wash your ass while showering, should the bar of soap be discarded, or is it safe to use in the future?

I guess that would depend on if you put it in your ass...

 

[PacificBlue]

I'm coming out of the closet....


I love Oprah.

I love Dr. Phil, I love Tyra Banks, I love Cheryl Richardson, I love Gary Zukov. I love that damn show and watch/tape it every day. I've bought all of their damn books and follow the book club.


So sue me.

I'll come out the closet as well. I watch most everyday. I enjoy the show and the guests. Dr. Phil has a no nonsense approach to psychology that I like and appreciate. He doesn't candy coat things. Although I haven't read all the books she's recommended I've read several and enjoyed them all. To each their own...

 

[PacificBlue]

How many women insist on a freshly washed cock before they suck it?

YES!

 

[TygerEyez]

Oprah has taught me how to be a true hypocrite. *nods and wipes away a sentimental tear*

She preaches about love for all people, accepting different races, and all that... And yet, she still manages to say "WE black people put paprika on our potato salads. I don't know about YOU white people."

Segregative words at their finest.

 

[Bob Peale]

OK Mustang Sally, you have an ass kicking coming.

Damn if that &^%$#@% song happy birthday didn't pop into my head EVERY time I washed my hands today!

 

[Angel]

Oprah has taught me how to be a true hypocrite. *nods and wipes away a sentimental tear*

She preaches about love for all people, accepting different races, and all that... And yet, she still manages to say "WE black people put paprika on our potato salads. I don't know about YOU white people."

Segregative words at their finest.

OMG, a NON PC Joke.