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lilredwolph

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well my violet wand came today, YAHOO. well i was playing with it and the light bulbs, well i got abit over excited and cranked the knob and ZAPPED my damn self

word of warning brain farts and violet wands don't mix
 
lilredwolph said:
well my violet wand came today, YAHOO. well i was playing with it and the light bulbs, well i got abit over excited and cranked the knob and ZAPPED my damn self

word of warning brain farts and violet wands don't mix

If you had only shipped to me,...I could have instructed you on HOW not to let accidents like that happen! :D :rose: :devil:
 
i'm a pretty fast learner, LOL, thankfully i was only playing with the bulbs and not any of the high intensity attachments.
 
Red

lilredwolph said:
i'm a pretty fast learner, LOL, thankfully i was only playing with the bulbs and not any of the high intensity attachments.

Does this mean I may as well stop standing by my rural mailbox everyday? :confused: :rose:
 
yeah, they put the wrong address on the box and it came here instead of there :p :D
 
RED

lilredwolph said:
yeah, they put the wrong address on the box and it came here instead of there :p :D

Seriously,...that is a MAJOR purchase,...and I hope it lasts longer than you want it to.

Err,...uhmmm,...that didn't come out the way I meant it too, but ya know I love ya,...and have *FUN* with it. :rose:
 
ADR

A Desert Rose said:
what is a violet wand? :( :heart:

This is ONE website you can visit where they sell them. If you have further interest,...do a Google search,...there are many places that sell them and different info on different Models.

If you click on a thumbnail,...and you CAN'T load the page,...just go BACK one page and click on a different Model. Hope this helps you. :rose:

http://home.earthlink.net/~violetwanda/wands.html
 
Red

We are ALL sitting at our computer TERMINALS, (pun intended), waiting for PLAY-BY-PLAY, (color commentary), pun intended, as the MAIDEN voyage, (another intended pun), and SEE trials, (OMG, there will be many who will not understand that one), progress in your shake down cruise. Please keep us PLUGGED, (yet another), in as to how SHOCKING,<-----(last one)the experience was.:rose:

(there may be a double entendre in the above post)
 
Question?

Uh, there wouldn't be any zapping of testicles, would there?

Ebony <just asking>
 
problem being i am a poor little maso sub with a smart mouth, so the only person i'll be zapping is me :confused: - and i seem to be on the outs with my Domish 1 so i am doomed to be the zapper and the zappie
 
lilredwolph said:
problem being i am a poor little maso sub with a smart mouth, so the only person i'll be zapping is me :confused: - and i seem to be on the outs with my Domish 1 so i am doomed to be the zapper and the zappie


Awww, perhaps some serious ass kissing is required?

Ebony
 
Ebonyfire said:



Awww, perhaps some serious ass kissing is required?

Ebony

not this time (as unsublike as it is) i am going to stand my ground on this 1 - he messed up and i refuse to back down
 
lilredwolph said:


not this time (as unsublike as it is) i am going to stand my ground on this 1 - he messed up and i refuse to back down


Makes sense, then. If he cannot own up to the mess up, then he is not worthy of such a valuable sub.

Eb
 
YIKES

lilredwolph said:


not this time (as unsublike as it is) i am going to stand my ground on this 1 - he messed up and i refuse to back down

With you having posession of the wand,...I feel you have the advantage here.

No,...NO,...*NO*,....You can't use Red's wand on MY testicles EB. Never,...not today,...not tomorrow,...nor any day afterwords. Oh did I forget to say NO,...well just in case you might not have understood the first three,...let me say it ONE more time. ~*NO*~

My testicles are to be used in ONLY one way,...and that is to be washed gently by a loving adoring sub,...PERIOD!!! :eek:
 
Re: YIKES

artful said:


With you having posession of the wand,...I feel you have the advantage here.


he doesn't know i have it, he doesn't even know it was ordered LOL it was going to be a suprize not happening now
 
Re: YIKES

artful said:


With you having posession of the wand,...I feel you have the advantage here.

No,...NO,...*NO*,....You can't use Red's wand on MY testicles EB. Never,...not today,...not tomorrow,...nor any day afterwords. Oh did I forget to say NO,...well just in case you might not have understood the first three,...let me say it ONE more time. ~*NO*~

My testicles are to be used in ONLY one way,...and that is to be washed gently by a loving adoring sub,...PERIOD!!! :eek:


Damn!:D :D :D

Ebony <Curses, foiled again! Where is that bitchboy when I need him?>
 
EB

Ebonyfire said:



Damn!:D :D :D

Ebony <Curses, foiled again! Where is that bitchboy when I need him?>

Just a <ahem>, slip of the tongue here but,...well,...you DO know that Blue is available RIGHT now. Of course,...he MIGHT shift to Shadows later tonight. :rose:

(just trying to help ya out yanno) :rolleyes:
 
Re: EB

artful said:


Just a <ahem>, slip of the tongue here but,...well,...you DO know that Blue is available RIGHT now. Of course,...he MIGHT shift to Shadows later tonight. :rose:

(just trying to help ya out yanno) :rolleyes:

But Blue is my brother. He is family, no can do!

Ebony
 
lilredwolph said:
come on Art just let us see what this metal probe/rod thingie can do :D


Yeah art, I just want to weigh them, to see if what they say about Doms is true .<wink, wink, nudge, nudge>

< Oh, Mr. Dom Sir, they are sooo big!!!>

Eb
 
EB

Ebonyfire said:
But Blue is my brother. He is family, no can do!
Ebony

Well Sis,...I can appreciate and understand the dilemna you face.

It *IS* ok if I call ya Sis from now on isn't it?
:rose:
 
Re: EB

artful said:


Well Sis,...I can appreciate and understand the dilemna you face.

It *IS* ok if I call ya Sis from now on isn't it?
:rose:

Of course!

Eb:)
 
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