Opposite Day

[Gracie29]

You're not a bitchardo and I really don't wanna pinch the hell outta you right now.

 

[asian_princess]

I think Graciesnort totally understands the point of this thread because I really am a bitchardo. *holds arm out to be pinched*

 

[Gracie29]

Keep callin' me that name you're callin' me! *unglares*

 

[asian_princess]

OK, I'll stop. *totally isn't sitting here thinking about getting a TShirt printed up with the name on it for you*

 

[Gracie29]

I'm never goin' to work again. I'm totally gonna devote all my time to talkin' to you.

 

[asian_princess]

I'm so not thinking of breaking into that place that keeps all your Starbucks cards to swap them for Dunkin Donuts gift cards.

 

[Gracie29]

*not gaspin' cause I'm not outraged* Fine. I'm not sittin' here thinkin' about what I'm not gonna tell you later about Roasty.

 

[asian_princess]

You are not a meanie for withholding gossip after I introduced you to Thumbelina.

 

[Gracie29]

*steppin' outside the point of this thread for a moment*

YOU BITCHARDO!!!! SNORTSNORTSNORTSNORTSNORT

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Um . . . your comment in no way made me snort. *unglare*

 

[asian_princess]

*steppin' outside the point of this thread for a moment*

YOU BITCHARDO!!!! SNORTSNORTSNORTSNORTSNORT

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Um . . . your comment in no way made me snort. *unglare*

I think Graciesnort totally understands the point of this thread because I really am a bitchardo. *holds arm out to be pinched*

I'm so above saying, I told ya so

 

[Gracie29]

I'm so above saying, I told ya so

Just like you totally wouldn't ogle a certain part of someone's anatomy in a restaurant either, would you?

 

[asian_princess]

I would never accuse you of projecting your lust for that bald headed pickleman on me.

 

[Gracie29]

Fuck. I totally wanted the strawberry. This isn't upsettin' me again in the least.

 

[asian_princess]

Dude! We totally got the point, it wasn't that he wanted to make a trade of his strawberry for your cherry at all

 

[Gracie29]

Dude! We totally got the point, it wasn't that he wanted to make a trade of his strawberry for your cherry at all

Right. That is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo what he wanted. He totally noticed me after not noticin' you at alllll. You're not very good at twistin' the facts.

 

[Domsheena]

I haven´t missed this thread.....