Opinions?

[WriterDom]

surprised this hasn't been discussed yet



http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=9154

 

[DarkAngel]

And why would I care...???

 

[jcgirl]

Ok.....and?

I wouldnt read that normaly. But..Im missing your point

 

[April]

*snicker*

Deborah rocks! I remember the thread that inspired that story. LOL

 

[Guest]

Jesus fucking Christ!

If you ladies on this board accepted Jesus as your personal savior you wouldn't be so fucking horny and nasty all the time.

 

[Juliangel]

If you ladies on this board accepted Jesus as your personal savior you wouldn't be so fucking horny and nasty all the time.

LOL yea right!!!

 

[jcgirl]

I dont think thats what they refer to when they ask "have you accepted Jesus inside".....

 

[*bratcat*]

speaking as a card carrying catholic...

 

[jcgirl]

Hey! I didnt get a card when I was confirmed.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[jcgirl]

You ride the short bus!

Short bus short bus short bus

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[jcgirl]

So? im jealous, gimme more chocolate

 

[Guest]

A brand new "model" is now available for you good little card carrying Catholic girls. Sit on something besides your brains.

Order on line here for $99.95. Major credit cards sexcepted ...

http://www.fuckthepope.com

Note that there is a special on rosary beads that can also be utilized as ben wa balls and anal beads.

 

[*bratcat*]

nope

 

[Guest]

yep

Some things should be messed with.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

You should see this Pope dude. He's hung like a truck.

 

[Guest]

yes... lets go head to head with white shadows.. more kiddy rape stories!!!!!!

 

[Laurel]

Hey, keep your smut straight. Black Spectre has the kiddie rape. White Shadow has the teenis rape.

Is their underage rape in Deborah's story? If there is, please point it out and I'll remove the story asap.

 

[Guest]

I voted for Ambro

 

[BrainyBeauty]

Present for Deborah

I have never interacted with her, but I sure do like her style.

In that spirit, I have a link for her that she might find amusing...

http://www.divine-interventions.com/

Maybe that will help provide inspiration for a new story from her!

 

[CRaZy]

A brand new "model" is now available for you good little card carrying Catholic girls. Sit on something besides your brains.

Order on line here for $99.95. Major credit cards sexcepted ...

http://www.fuckthepope.com

Note that there is a special on rosary beads that can also be utilized as ben wa balls and anal beads.

I am SO NOT intelligent. I actually clicked on a non-existent link posted by a troll. Someone just shoot me.

 

[Deborah]

Thanks for posting that link, BrainyBeauty.

Just proves "Jesus Saves" is a true story as are all my stories. I can't believe some people think I make this shit up.

 

[Dillinger]

What a great story!

So... now... to the issues. What's any "card carrying" anytype doing at a porn site anyway? How do you decide where you draw the line between what's smut and what's not. I guess it's in everyone's personal belief system - but if you're really carrying that card - this isn't the place to be.

Don't card carrying Catholics do the confession thing? Isn't that like a requirement or something that keeps you out of hell? Do you go to confession every week and ask forgiveness for coming to Literotica and reading the stories and interacting with the morally corrupt here on the BB?

Maybe this will help ease those minds that require it. I'm Ordained (no kidding - if you ever want to get married or have an exorcism I can legally do it for you in California. Of course, the problem with exorcisms is I'm usually the one taking over and corrupting innocent souls).

So here's the deal - I will hereby absolve you of all your sins. Obviously you have to do the proper penance. Penance therefore is you have to bring yourself to orgasm while reading "Jesus Saves" by Deborah and then give it a 5. I did.

You know... I have this story I really should post. Buddha, Martin Luther, Moses, Zoroaster, Odin and Santa Claus team up and gangbang Joan of Arc - only problem is Joannie was a minor so I can't post the damn thing here! *lol*


[Edited by Dillinger on 02-23-2001 at 09:51 AM]

 

[Comshaw]

THIS SCREAMS OUT FOR A FATWAH! A JIHAD! KILL THOSE THAT WOULD DEFILE THE SACRED IMAGE!
What's that? Wrong religion?
Oh, uh, sorry.

Comshaw

 

[CreamyLady]

ABSOLVE, Dillinger. Not RESOLVE. Sheesh.

I'm hoping my haiku at Divine Interventions is good enough to win a prize; I really want the Buddha. I mean, I really want the Buddha!