Oopsie

[Just-Legal]

So, in a bout of rather enthusiastic sex this weekend I now have some cracking scratches, including on my right breast, back and inside thigh.

The problem is, Mark's at home, I'm at my house, I need to put antiseptic on the one on my back and I can't reach. How in heck do I explain these away without having my parent/sister thinking a) I'm self harming (how I'd manage that on my back I dunno) or b) Mark's a kinky bastard.

Ideas?

 

[Stella_Omega]

So, in a bout of rather enthusiastic sex this weekend I now have some cracking scratches, including on my right breast, back and inside thigh.

The problem is, Mark's at home, I'm at my house, I need to put antiseptic on the one on my back and I can't reach. How in heck do I explain these away without having my parent/sister thinking a) I'm self harming (how I'd manage that on my back I dunno) or b) Mark's a kinky bastard.

Ideas?

Not a single idea...
Mark's a kinky bastard, you're going to have to face that!

 

[glynndah]

Wrap a cloth around a long handled wooden spoon, fasten it, pour the antiseptic on the cloth and use the spoon to reach the scratches. Ummm... Not that I've ever done this. Just trying to be helpful.

 

[buxxxom]

put some antibiotic ointment on a cloth and lay it on the bed, then lie down on the cloth?

No idea, really, just grasping at straws, but you go!

 

[TheEarl]

Not a clue on the antiseptic idea, but bloody well done on the enthused sex.

The Earl

 

[Just-Legal]

Not a clue on the antiseptic idea, but bloody well done on the enthused sex.

The Earl

Hehe thankee love, and well done on getting engaged. *grins*

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Stella - I think they've figured that out.

Glenddah - that, is a good idea!

Buxxom - Hmm, maybe...

 

[Guest]

Not a single idea...
Mark's a kinky bastard, you're going to have to face that!

If she'd faced that, she could reach the scratches!

 

[Just-Legal]

If she'd faced that, she could reach the scratches!

Three of them I can! Its the "On-top-teasing-the-fuck-outta-him" one on my back I can't reach...

 

[Stella_Omega]

Three of them I can! Its the "On-top-teasing-the-fuck-outta-him" one on my back I can't reach...

Tell us more, please. *folds hands*

We can't help you unless we have all the details....

 

[Vermilion]

could you say the catch on your bra broke and you had a sharp bit of metal dragged across your back?
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[Just-Legal]

could you say the catch on your bra broke and you had a sharp bit of metal dragged across your back?
x
V

Unfortunately not, its... uhm... itsathreefootlongscratch...

 

[kendo1]

Unfortunately not, its... uhm... itsathreefootlongscratch...

A Very big bra?

Helpful Ken.

 

[Just-Legal]

I'm not going to get away without details am I?

Mark has claws. His nails are between and inch and two inches long. One of them broke earlier on saturday night, he neatened it up with his nailfile. We forgot. Megasharp nail...

I have two six inch scratches on my right breast, clevage to nipple. I have a hip to knee scratch on my left leg, and the one on my back goes from my left shoulder down to my right hip.

I'm... doomed. >.<

 

[Boxlicker101]

Maybe a small paintbrush, such as an artist would use, dipped in the iodine and applied. Youch!!

Maybe use two mirrors to watch yourself apply it.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

So, in a bout of rather enthusiastic sex this weekend I now have some cracking scratches, including on my right breast, back and inside thigh . . .

Ideas?

Enjoy the fact that you have such a problem.

 

[SeaCat]

Okay, as has been mentioned above use something like a cloth on a stick or wooden spoon. (My personal favorite is a 4x4 Gauze attached to a longish wooden dowel.)

Keep an eye on these "Scratches". If your skin starts to redden around them get thy horny butt to a medic quickly.

So glad you had a good evening.

Cat

 

[Just-Legal]

Okay, as has been mentioned above use something like a cloth on a stick or wooden spoon. (My personal favorite is a 4x4 Gauze attached to a longish wooden dowel.)

Keep an eye on these "Scratches". If your skin starts to redden around them get thy horny butt to a medic quickly.

So glad you had a good evening.

Cat

Cat: I know, I've had an infected cut before >.< I put antiseptic on them as a matter of course.

We have gauze.... and a wooden spoon. Hehe. They're not deep, just... long.

Damn his nails

 

[Nookiehunter]

Not a single idea...
Mark's a kinky bastard, you're going to have to face that!

Call the guy you had the enthusiastic sex with and ask him to apply the antibiotic or go to a doctor.

Nookiehunter

 

[Just-Legal]

Call the guy you had the enthusiastic sex with and ask him to apply the antibiotic or go to a doctor.

Nookiehunter

Uhm, like I said, he's at his house (he;s disabled, I can't just drag him over here) and yeah, I aint going to the Dr's about this unless it gets infected, my curent Dr is on holiday and I don't like the others...