OOOUUUCCCHHHH! Or Sunstruck's masterbation tip #1

[sunstruck]

Ok, I don't usually post about my personal playtime, but I need to share my pain.

Masterbation Tip #1

DO NOT masterbate after rubbing Tiger Balm on your husband's sore back unless you have washed your hands in scalding hot soapy water for 20 minutes.

Apparently the only effect of rincing them off is postponing the horrible, horrible sting for several minites, by which time your fingers have already roamed on, over and into everything.

Ever sit in a hot bath at 2am trying not to scream?

Let's hope I never have cause to post a #2

 

[RawHumor]

Man! In between stifling giggles, I really feel for you, sweetie.

I was going to write more, but I got distracted thinking about you masturbating and then taking a bath.

 

[Rhys]

Ok, I don't usually post about my personal playtime, but I need to share my pain.

Masterbation Tip #1

DO NOT masterbate after rubbing Tiger Balm on your husband's sore back unless you have washed your hands in scalding hot soapy water for 20 minutes.

Apparently the only effect of rincing them off is postponing the horrible, horrible sting for several minites, by which time your fingers have already roamed on, over and into everything.

Ever sit in a hot bath at 2am trying not to scream?

Let's hope I never have cause to post a #2

ooooooooo ouch! You have my sympathies...

 

[perks]

poor girl!


masturbation tip #2

Don't ever ever ever masturbate after handling jalapeno in a 24 hour period, or wash your hands repeatedly with hot soapy water and lemon juice.

ouch twice!

 

[sunstruck]

poor girl!


masturbation tip #2

Don't ever ever ever masturbate after handling jalapeno in a 24 hour period, or wash your hands repeatedly with hot soapy water and lemon juice.

ouch twice!

Ahhhh you feel my pain.



Thanks boys. Please send flowers.

 

[perks]

Ahhhh you feel my pain.



Thanks boys. Please send flowers.

I do, I really do! I'm cringing remembering it, lol.

 

[sunstruck]

Man! In between stifling giggles, I really feel for you, sweetie.

I was going to write more, but I got distracted thinking about you masturbating and then taking a bath.

I'm not even sure it counts as masterbating. More like masochistic torture.


Worst part is I have no one to blame but me!

 

[RawHumor]

I'm not even sure it counts as masterbating. More like masochistic torture.

Worst part is I have no one to blame but me!

I thought you liked the rough stuff. Kidding.

It happens though. It's analogous to rubbing your eyes after eating an orange, only... different.

 

[sunstruck]

I don't know, I've never rubbed my eyes after masterbating.

 

[RawHumor]

I don't know, I've never rubbed my eyes after masterbating.

You don't lick your fingers clean?

After eating an orange, I mean. Sicko!

 

[Gord]

poor girl!


masturbation tip #2

Don't ever ever ever masturbate after handling jalapeno in a 24 hour period, or wash your hands repeatedly with hot soapy water and lemon juice.

ouch twice! [/QUote


OMG brings back a bad memory - cooked a very romantic meal of Peri Peri prawns Gord style - king prawns in peri peri sauce with fresh chillies

Things got a bit hot in the kitchen during prep - fuck I think I thought I was Mickey Rooney in 9 1/2 weeks

The screams could be heard for miles around

Rule no 1# for boys dont go any where near fresh chillies without a sturdy pair of rubber gloves on

Certainly dont go anywhere near your G/F for at least a week if u have forgotten gloves - I think she chucked me the next day

 

[~tehya~]

Masturbation Tip #3

Never, never. EVER use cinnamon on sensitive areas.

As good as it sounds, cinnamon oil on the clit is a very bad thing, very painful.

Just a word to the wise.

sunstruck and perky...i truly feel your pain...

 

[sunstruck]

You don't lick your fingers clean?

After eating an orange, I mean. Sicko!

Same difference. Who are you calling sicko? I'm not the one with a severd tit in my desk.

Thanks to all who've shared my pain.

 

[desert spike]

poor girl!


masturbation tip #2

Don't ever ever ever masturbate after handling jalapeno in a 24 hour period, or wash your hands repeatedly with hot soapy water and lemon juice.

ouch twice!

Jalapeno pepper fingers and cox don't mix either. Don't know how I know that, hehe.

 

[Georgia Girl]

Heres another for you:

Long nails might look good but oh can they do damage. Careful, careful, careful.

BTW.....never handle your contacts if you have pussy juice or semen on your hands.......OUCH

Dawn

 

[Guest]

 

[sunstruck]

It's so nice to know I'm not alone. I'm just going to sit and enjoy the ac blowing up my skirt.

 

[sunstruck]

Ok, before anyone says it MastUrbate.

 

[HoldenMcCrank]

ok So now we know some of the things not to

but what, if anything can you put on a woman to enhance the experience? I am sincerly asking as I don't want to be banned from my favorite play area! Thanks ladies.

Holden

 

[sunstruck]

Re: ok So now we know some of the things not to

but what, if anything can you put on a woman to enhance the experience? I am sincerly asking as I don't want to be banned from my favorite play area! Thanks ladies.

Holden

You are just the question man aren't you?

 

[activesense]

I'm still trying to figure out what Mickey Rooney was doing in 9 1/2 weeks...

Sorry to hear about that - I made the mistake once of taking a shower after using atomic balm on my knew - its burns like hell when wet - I can't imagine a similar substance on a more sensitive area. It was a common locker room prank in college to put this stuff in other guys jock straps - I never did or had it done - it just sounded too cruel.

activesense

 

[Allexus_TN]

Ok, I don't usually post about my personal playtime, but I need to share my pain.

Masterbation Tip #1

DO NOT masterbate after rubbing Tiger Balm on your husband's sore back unless you have washed your hands in scalding hot soapy water for 20 minutes.

Apparently the only effect of rincing them off is postponing the horrible, horrible sting for several minites, by which time your fingers have already roamed on, over and into everything.

Icy Hot has pretty much the same effect, depending upon where your fingers land. NOT GOOD. For him either. TRUST ME.

 

[Rambrat]

Ok, I don't usually post about my personal playtime, but I need to share my pain.

Masterbation Tip #1

DO NOT masterbate after rubbing Tiger Balm on your husband's sore back unless you have washed your hands in scalding hot soapy water for 20 minutes.

Apparently the only effect of rincing them off is postponing the horrible, horrible sting for several minites, by which time your fingers have already roamed on, over and into everything.

Ever sit in a hot bath at 2am trying not to scream?

Let's hope I never have cause to post a #2

isn't pain a rush?!!!

 

[sunstruck]

Re: Re: OOOUUUCCCHHHH! Or Sunstruck's masterbation tip #1

isn't pain a rush?!!!

Sure! Come here, I've got a fist full of cyan paste for ya! Bend over.

 

[alexandraaah]

*raises hand sheepishly*

Spicy soy nuts.