OOC: The dreaded Gazebo from HELL!!!!

[Ravenloft]

And other Knights Of The Dinner Table gems...

Late night gaming sessions... Gotta love them!!!:


ED: You see a well-groomed garden. In the middle, on a small hill, you see a gazebo.

ERIC: A gazebo? What color is it?

ED: (Pause) It's white, Eric.

ERIC: How far away is it?

ED: About 50 yards.

ERIC: How big is it?

ED: (Pause) It's about 30 feet across, 15 feet high, with a pointed top.

ERIC: I use my sword to detect whether it's good.

ED: It's not good, Eric. It's a gazebo!

ERIC: (Pause) I call out to it.

ED: It won't answer. It's a gazebo!

ERIC: (Pause) I sheathe my sword and draw my bow and arrows. Does it respond in any way?

ED: No, Eric. It's a gazebo!

ERIC: I shoot it with my bow (rolls to hit). What happened?

ED: There is now a gazebo with an arrow sticking out of it.

ERIC: (Pause) Wasn't it wounded?

ED: Of course not, Eric! It's a gazebo!

ERIC: (Whimper) But that was a plus-three arrow!

ED: It's a gazebo, Eric, a gazebo! If you really want to try to destroy it, you could try to chop it wih an axe, I suppose, or you could try to burn it, but I don't know why anybody would even try. It's a @#%$*& gazebo!

ERIC: (Long pause - he has no axe or fire spells) I run away.

ED: (Thoroughly frustrated) It's too late. You've awakened the gazebo, and it catches you and eats you. ERIC: (Reaching for his dice) Maybe I'll roll up a fire-using mage so I can avenge my paladin...

 

[Dragonlady]

lol for some reason that sounds formalar lmao

 

[Guest]

OOC: Enter: The Gazebo!!!

<Screaming in agony and grabbing my, um, support beams.> Oh agony...AG-ONY!!! <Gurgle, grunt, mumble.> I think I'm dying. Somebody please tell my lil' ones, the park benches, that their Momma's not gonna make it! Everything is growing dark now. <Gasp, gurgle.> I hear...I hear...I hear... "Go to the light Carolanne!"

 

[Dragonlady]

blow it up already jeez men are so slow lana says

 

[Cryo]

JOHN; you see a forest ahead of you, the lush green underbrush flowing with a morning mist.

MIKE; I walk north

JOHN; you see more forest

MIKE; I walk north

JOHN; there is a tree north of you.

MIKE: I walk north

JOHN; you walk into the tree, breaking your nose

MIKE; I wak north

JOHN; you walk into the tree again, compleatly oblivious to the fact that you are beating yourself up

MIKE; I walk north

JOHN; a god takes pity on your simple mind and teleports you to the edge of the ocean.

MIKE; I walk north

JOHN; north of you is the ocean. you are up to your knees in water.

MIKE; I walk north

JOHN; you are up to your neck in water. a shark eats off your legs.

MIKE; I walk north

JOHN; you have no legs. you cannot walk. Plus you are now drowning.

MIKE; I walk north

JOHN; you are still drownign and have no legs. not only can you not walk, but there is nowhere to walk. There is no longer a north for you. you are a complete moron who is causing your on friggen death!

MIKE; I attack the ocean with my rapier

JOHN; *slaps forhead, thean leaves.

MIKE; I walk foward

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[Renegade]

Ok I realy don't want to sound like a jerk here...

(but you are a jerk)

Oh be silent you.

Anyways, what's the difference between this little joke RPG thread(that gets to stay here)and mine(that got deleted)?

Now I didn't say anything when mine got deleted and the threads for Pooh and Tiggs stayed, because I knew those were of a serious nature. But how come this joke thread(which is funny)is allowed to stay but mine was deleted from the site?

I'm not saying to delete this thread, because it is funny, but I'm just wondering about this.

 

[Guest]

Latino Heaaaaaaaat

I can honestly say taht I don't know why your thread got deleted. I'm not even sure what yours was about. Keep in mind, though, that there are 3 different Mods here... Any one of 'em could have deleted it. Maybe this one didn't since a Mod had started it? I'm not sure. Good luck to ya.

 

[Roland Gilliad]

*Grabs Tiggs and Mauls her repeatedly with Hugs*WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!? I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH! I THOUGHT YOU WENT AWAY FOREVER!!!!!!!! CEMERE!!!!!!!! *Gives tiggs multiple noogies* Maybe NEXT TIME You decide to leave me high and dry, *COUGHS And Points to the vampire thread* You'll TELL ME YOUR DOING IT FIRST!!!!! Yeesh..*Hugs you repeatedly* Awwwww I CANT STAY MAD AT YOU!!!!!!!!! *Hugs more* *Huggles*
*Ect. Ect. Ect.* *(CENSORED)*

 

[Ravenloft]

I had no idea that you had a thread deleted Ren... What was it about? I never saw it. Wait... I think that Ambros was trying to close it or send it to another forum but accidentilly deleted it. I believe that he appologised for his mistake too... This thread was put her as a way to share silly rpg sessions, (at least that was my intent) but seems to have not taken... Ah well... And again, your thread was not deleted on purpose Ren. That was a mistake. The only things I delete are trolls inside of one of the games and OOC's once a thread has ended and is closed (So that it might be read as a story, without the interuptions.)

If there are any mistakes or annoyances in a thread if you would be so kind as to tell me of them, because I only patronise the threads that I am in. Its not that easy to look into every single thread...

 

[Guest]

This thread was put her as a way to share silly rpg sessions, (at least that was my intent) but seems to have not taken... Ah well...

I would have played more babe, but my "character" was killed off in the first scene I hope my children, the park benches, avenge the death of thier Momma!

Maybe NEXT TIME You decide to leave me high and dry, *COUGHS And Points to the vampire thread* You'll TELL ME YOUR DOING IT FIRST!!!!! Yeesh...

I'm sorry hon. I just don't know what to do in the Vamp thread anymore. ~sigh~ It's seemed to have changed drastically since it started. I'm afraid that I really hurt Pooh too by not continuing.

 

[Roland Gilliad]

sorry tiggs, I have had a rough few days, it's alright, I just was worried sick about you, I hope everything is OK...

 

[Guest]

Yes, everything is fine. Thank you.