OOC: Game of the Gods

Firesprite

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The Gods are playing again, Fate, The Lady and Kaos watching on
The board is a perfect miniature of the world. In fact, if you look very very closely at the board you will see movement upon it. If you look even closer you will see it IS the world – and the gods are playing their favourite game. Life.

Each God has his (or her) own strategy. They are playing with the life of one man. This poor unfortunate, one Wilson by name is having a very strange time of it.

The rules: Each God rolls the ten sided die. The first roll gives a category – Magic user, Small god, Skilled mortal, Unskilled mortal, Underground dweller, Sky/Tree dweller, Land dweller, Water dweller, Animal, or spirit/undead.
The second roll gives a sub-category. ie for skilled mortal you may roll Woodsman, Thief, Archer, Doctor, Assassin, Midwife, Farmer, Warrior, Mercenary or a 6 in any category will give gods choice of the list.
Whatever the outcome, Wilson will then encounter that creature or person on his journey. Even if he is in a desert and the Loch Ness monster is rolled – perhaps there is an oasis, perhaps a sea over the next sand dune.

If things aren’t going well for Wilson, (or if things are going TOO well, depending on if the god is trying to kill him or make him survive) then the god can roll the 3 sided dice. Each god can only do this 3 times in the whole game, so use this wisely. The 3 sides are for Fate, The Lady and Kaos.
Fate is a flip of the coin. By its head Wilson wins his current problem, by its ass he fails (try not to kill him please).
The Lady has luck on her side. Three 6 sided die are used. Two of them represent Wilson, one is the problem he has. Highest roll on any individual die wins.
Kaos is 3 flips of the coin. Best of three.

All players control Wilson. If Wilson gains a companion then the god that provided the companion controls the companion until the god sees fit to remove him/her from the game. If Wilson gains an enemy through game play (he can’t make friends with EVERYONE) then he or his companions might have a good shot of killing that enemy, or a god may roll the die and hope a good strong friendly character comes to his aid through the die roll.

Remember: This is the Game of the Gods – Gods don’t wait their turn to roll the die.
 
Heh heh heh ...

I feel like I am gonna torment Rincewind ... or play Claydonia ... :devil:
 
The Dice or if that doesn't work, just write the numbers on little squares of paper, chuck em all in a cup and give it a shake :D

First roll
  1. Magic user
  2. Small God
  3. Skilled Mortal
  4. Unskilled Mortal
  5. Underground dweller
  6. Sky or Tree dweller
  7. Land dweller
  8. Water Dweller
  9. Animal
  10. Spirit or Undead
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    1. Magic User

    1. Mage
    2. sorcerer
    3. witch
    4. Druid
    5. Necromancer
    6. "your choice"
    7. shaman
    8. monk
    9. Cleric
    10. Wizard

    2. Small God

    1. Tooth Fairy
    2. Fairy Godmother
    3. Father Christmas
    4. Easter Bunny
    5. God of Hangovers
    6. God of "your choice"
    7. Jack Frost
    8. Father Time
    9. Mother Nature
    10. Pan

    3. Skilled Mortal

    1. Woodsman
    2. thief
    3. Archer
    4. Doctor
    5. Assassin
    6. "your choice"
    7. Midwife
    8. Farmer
    9. Warrior
    10. Mercenary

    4. Unskilled Mortal

    1. Man
    2. Woman
    3. child
    4. Grandfather
    5. Grandmother
    6. "your choice"
    7. uncle
    8. Aunt
    9. Brother
    10. Sister

    5. Underground Dweller

    1. Dwarf
    2. gnome
    3. Drow
    4. Wing Hove Elves
    5. arachnid
    6. "your choice"
    7. Manticore
    8. Kobold
    9. Wurm
    10. Hydra

    6. Sky/Tree Dweller

    1. Dragon
    2. Wood Nymph/Dryad
    3. Pegasus
    4. Gryphon
    5. Harpy
    6. "your choice"
    7. Roc
    8. Ents
    9. Sphinx
    10. pheonix

    7. Land Dweller

    1. Elf
    2. Giant
    3. Yeti/Abominable Snowman
    4. Unicorn
    5. Leprechaun
    6. "your choice"
    7. Orc
    8. Troll
    9. Shadowen
    10. Satyr

    8. Water Dweller

    1. Water Sprite
    2. Mermaid
    3. Siren
    4. Whale
    5. Giant Leech
    6. "your choice"
    7. Kraken
    8. Silkie
    9. Loch Ness Monster
    10. Sea Serpent

    9. Animal

    1. Horse
    2. Cow
    3. Ox
    4. Sheep
    5. Rooster
    6. "your choice"
    7. Pig
    8. Dog
    9. Cat
    10. Eagle

    10. Spirits and Undead

    1. Ghost
    2. Zombie
    3. Nazgul
    4. Vampire
    5. Mummy
    6. "your choice"
    7. Skeleton
    8. Wraith
    9. Daemon
    10. will-o-wisp

    If you don't know what something does, please ask another player or search on the net. The names have come from multiple sources - Myth, Legend, popular books (Lord of the Rings for example) and Urban legend.
 
Arc da Rat said:
Heh heh heh ...

I feel like I am gonna torment Rincewind ... or play Claydonia ... :devil:

:D I've renamed him Wilson - You ever seen Home Improvement and Wilson always has his face hidden and hes got funny things to say, knows the oddest things and has the oddest skills?
I figure our Wilson will me much the same - but younger.

He's not a power user or has any special fighting skills. He can run fast, is a bit of a coward and is very lucky though - like Rincewind of the Pratchett novels. Like Wilson of home improvement though its not really necessary to describe his features - hes really just a pawn in the Game of Life the Gods are playing.
 
hmmm ... using the online dice roller ... I got a 7 & 2.

(If I did this correctly. told it to roll 2 d10.)

*looks at the list*

I got a Giant. I will name him George & I'll hugs & squeeze him ever & ever.
 
hehehe I got a 9 & 6 I pick......... rooster - one of them has to be helpful for something... dinner maybe..

LOL ok time to make a God character

Type: God - Just like everyone else :rolleyes:
Sub type: God of Wind
Name: Flatulas
Features/Characteristics:
Flatulas is basically built along the lines of a human female. An embarrassed looking human female. She has a bit of a problem with wind in that when it starts its very hard to stop, and sometimes it makes funny noises. She likes to hang out with Thor the Thunder God. If her wind makes noises she'll just pretend it was him. Besides, she likes his sense of humour.

Thor the Thunder God went for a ride
Upon his favourite filly
"I'm Thor!" he cried
The horse replied
"You forgot the thaddle thilly!"


Flatulas is all for keeping Wilson alive. She feels sorry for the little guy.
 
I will put the thread up tomorrow or after we get 3 Gods playing, whichever comes first.
 
hmmm ... now to come up with a god ...

*thinks*

okies nuthings coming up ... gonna sleep on this & figure it out laters. :D
 
Mind if I play? I'm just a tad rusty..Ok, Ok, really rusty.

I rolled a 1 and 9


Type: God
Sub type: God of Mischief
Name: Lotem
Features/Characteristics:
Lotem can take either male or female form, is very mischievious
and has a tendancy to become quite spiteful and mean for no
reason other than the sun is shining when he wanted it to rain.
On the other hand on a good day Lotem's genorosity know no bounds. Ask and ye shall receive.




Wilson: To die or not to die...Hmmmmmmmmmmm, I'll have to check the weather tomorrow.
 
I wanna be an evil God(dess)! Die, Wilson, die! :devil:

I'll come back later and post a bio. :)

For now, I roled the die and got a 3 and a 5: an assassin! Yay!
 
The dice rolls arn't needed quite yet, you don't have to stick with your current one.. they're for after the game has started...

And glad to have you all on board!
 
may i join too?
Is there a particular set of gods or is it whatever you make up?
my dice rolled 6 and 9
type:God
sub-type:God of fire
name:pyro(not very original)
description:fiery temperment usually.Tends to change his opinions randomly,Usually wants Wilson to live.Appears as a humanoid shaped flame.Has a male voice.
 
may I join? Dang! somebody took the god of fire already!? Shoot! And I wanted to have something to do with fire:(
 
EVIL BIO

Type: God (duh :rolleyes: )
Sub type: Goddess of Death
Name: Hel
Features/Characteristics: Daughter of Pyro, (if that's ok with him :D ) Hel is only useful for inflicting death, pain and misery, bringing things to ruin and, occasionally, creating a catharsis that has some therapeutic effect... Hel appears as a totally naked woman. She is very beautiful but also very pale. Her skin is almost albino and she has no blemishes of any sort.

Of course, her ultimate goal isn't for Wilson to raise puppies and live happily ever after...

Anything else, I'll make up as I go along :p
 
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hybirdx said:
may I join? Dang! somebody took the god of fire already!? Shoot! And I wanted to have something to do with fire:(

HY ~

What's up with all the sexual conotation statements lately ... :D
 
Yay!

Type: Goddess

Sub type: Goddess of truth, enlightenment, physical pleasures, bounty. Protector of the home, civilization, and creation. (generally an all around lover of humanity and all the joy that accompanies and embodies it) ;)

Name: Si'la

Features/Characteristics: Based upon the egyptian Goddess "Bastet", feline features on a maiden's lithe body...lovely, swift, benevolent, and righteous.

Pro-Wilson...hopes to aide him in luck and love! :D
 
hybirdx said:
may I join? Dang! somebody took the god of fire already!? Shoot! And I wanted to have something to do with fire:(

Hehehe be creative hy - why don't you become the god of exotically skilled beasts or the Sun god or something?



~Pleased to have everyone on board! Will have the thread up soon.
 
Lets see..... god of heat? No.... knowing arc she'll never let that one up. Um... god of fight? naw..... God of sky beast? BINGO!!!
 
Thread's up :D

Just a modification/clarification on the rules folks.. Once you have a player character, on your next turn/s you can either roll the die again and get a second character or don't bother rolling the die and just control your existing character/s (and Wilson of course)

Basically - You don't have to roll the die on EVERY turn.

Don't forget though, if you are dropping a character, either kill it or make it go away so the rest of us know who is where.

Hy - God of Sky Beasts is good :D - that going to include all the birds, bugs and bees as well as dragons?
 
Thought I'd put this here since there are a few different interpretations on Sphinx and that is what my next die roll is:

Sphinx - half-human, half-lion. Enjoys riddles.

In ancient Egypt, the Sphinx is a male statue of a lion with the head of a human, sometimes with wings. Most sphinxes however represent a king in his appearance as the sun god. The name "sphinx" was applied to the portraits of kings by the Greeks who visited Egypt in later centuries, because of the similarity of these statues to their Sphinx. The Greek Sphinx was a demon of death and destruction and bad luck. It was a female creature, sometimes depicted as a winged lion with a feminine head, and sometimes as a female with the chest, paws and claws of a lion, a snake tail and bird wings.

In my post I'm going with the Greek Sphinx, demon of death & destruction - a female winged lion etc. If anyone else rolls a Sphinx you can use whatever interpretation you want - just because I am, doesn't mean you have to :D


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