ariosto
Celestial Navigator
- Joined
- May 19, 2001
- Posts
- 5,961
YES THIS IS IT!
If you have nothing really to say but still want to say it drop in here!
We're located between the downtown Wal-Mart and a handy Dominoe's Pizza.
There's always a jug of Tropical Punch Kool-Aide and fruit roll ups on the TV tables.
Our extensive library contains comic books in three languages! And of course large screen televisions and cranked up boom boxes in each corner make meaningful conversation impossible!
Unlike our Parent Institution, The OOC CLub, SEX is permitted here as a respite from banal chatter.
Air matresses are conveniantly located behind the
couch and under the 37 inch Sony if you don't mind putting on a little show.
We are currently hiring a Manager (Must be able to make 10 posts out of 11 words)
And a Kool Aide Girl...no experience neccessary as long as she has the jugs.
WELCOME EVERYONE!...
Ariosto, absentee landlord
If you have nothing really to say but still want to say it drop in here!
We're located between the downtown Wal-Mart and a handy Dominoe's Pizza.
There's always a jug of Tropical Punch Kool-Aide and fruit roll ups on the TV tables.
Our extensive library contains comic books in three languages! And of course large screen televisions and cranked up boom boxes in each corner make meaningful conversation impossible!
Unlike our Parent Institution, The OOC CLub, SEX is permitted here as a respite from banal chatter.
Air matresses are conveniantly located behind the
couch and under the 37 inch Sony if you don't mind putting on a little show.
We are currently hiring a Manager (Must be able to make 10 posts out of 11 words)
And a Kool Aide Girl...no experience neccessary as long as she has the jugs.
WELCOME EVERYONE!...
Ariosto, absentee landlord