OOC CHATCLUB...A place for inconsequential meanderings

ariosto

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YES THIS IS IT!

If you have nothing really to say but still want to say it drop in here!
We're located between the downtown Wal-Mart and a handy Dominoe's Pizza.
There's always a jug of Tropical Punch Kool-Aide and fruit roll ups on the TV tables.
Our extensive library contains comic books in three languages! And of course large screen televisions and cranked up boom boxes in each corner make meaningful conversation impossible!

Unlike our Parent Institution, The OOC CLub, SEX is permitted here as a respite from banal chatter.
Air matresses are conveniantly located behind the
couch and under the 37 inch Sony if you don't mind putting on a little show.

We are currently hiring a Manager (Must be able to make 10 posts out of 11 words)
And a Kool Aide Girl...no experience neccessary as long as she has the jugs.

WELCOME EVERYONE!...

Ariosto, absentee landlord
 
OOH, OOH, OOH.....can I be the Kool Aid girl?? HUH? Can I can I can I can I???

Oh, wait....*looks down*


Never mind....don't think I make the grade!
 
hands chele a skimpy little outfit.

of course you do sexychele ^_^

try it on.
 
In need of a librarian to monitor the comic books? Rest assured the fines will be very "stiff" for overdue books!!

<the rumor is true...Angel is out of retirement and ready to rock the place once again!>
 
Chele has the new job of course. Who else could do it justice!...Angel baby we need you back at the Club, but you can come here on your lunch hour.

Let's have a contest deciding what the New Kool Aide Girl's outfit should be.
How about spray on day-glo stripes and leopard skin stiletto heels?
 
Nachos?

hoshii gyousan kanraku mokusatsu NACHOS!


(Need mass quantity of cheese smothered NACHOS!!!)
 
:rolleyes: Hmmmm. I would prefer something else smothered in cheese...but if you insist on Nachos....
 
Contest - Kool Aid Costume

Oh, Ari.....no, no, NO. Day-glo is soooooo.....80s!!!

Here, I have an idea:

Ok, boys and girls, I'm going to be posting 3 pictures of possible costumes for the new Kool Aid girl's costume. The one with the most votes is the one I wear. Deal?

Oh, Ari? Does this mean that I can have all the sex I want?? Wow, maybe I'll just quit all my threads and stay here!


Ok, first one....."Blue Dancer":
 
Do you think black teddy goes with Kool Aide?
How about the black teddy for evening attire and black chemise for day wear?

We can test their durability behind the sofa.
 
Ari, EVERYTHING goes with the Kool Aid I'll be serving up. But, then....I'm certainly not OPPOSED to wearing more than one...or all 3. Or maybe a selection brought in by a customer?

Shall we take this behind the couch, hon? At least until some customers arrive?
 
fat guy in a little coat

I gotta lean #2...maybe it's just the flickability of it...loose is easier to get off, and sort of sophisticated looking to boot. Yeah, #2 is good, but I'm an open-minded guy...the other ones certainly wouldn't kill me, eh? Still, I like the transparent look...
 
Oohhh Baby....

Personally I like them all. I like them too much to choose just one...(wink, wink) Anything, or Nothing she wears will make the thread exciting!

Enjoy!


Julian:p
 
WOOOOOOO!!!

I just wanted y'all to know...


Post 100!!

Woohoo!!

I'm goin' Avatar huntin'!!!

*hugs n kisses fer all that want 'em*


(yeah, you too ari, i saw you checkin' my ass)

;)
 
SexyChele... as a woman who admires a well attired female serving me drinks... may I vote for number two please? [smiles]
 
a womans opinion...

Chele,
Can't go wrong with basic black. Besides, someone is bound to spill something ;) and black will hide any nasty Kool Aide stains. Course if the spill is a sticky white substance :eek:...well, maybe that will just hit bare skin.
Later....
 
<~~~~ willing to provide sticky white substance to hit bare skin.
 
Well, so far it looks as though my costume will consist of item #2 - with requisite high-heeled strappy sandals, naturally.

HOWEVER!

I'll not let just a few determine the outcome - since I started the voting, I can decide when to end it....and it will end at 8PM EST tonight. Yup, that's it, folks. So if you have an idea, post it today.

Otherwise, I start my new job first thing in the morning, wearing (hopefully) something!

OK...now I gotta go doctor up that Kool Aid and give it the tropical "punch" it truly deserves!
 
Number three! Number three! Number one is good too...but the classic black teddy is hard to beat.
 
Actually Ari, I'd like to apply for manager if you don't mind. Just tell me what the duties are and I will igno.....uhhh, do my job.
 
Mergale

I can be the bartender... of course, I'll try my best not to poison the sorry lot of ya.
 
COOL!

Please, Ari?? Kitsuke would be perfect!

OH! BTW:

C O N G R A T U L A T I O N S, Kitsuke! You now have an avatar! I don't have the foggiest clue what it is, but it looks cool!
 
my avatar is an oriental warrior, you see his helm (intimidatin' idn't it?) and part of his sword in the corner.... he is pure evil



ok, he's not evil.... just a combat monster (when it happens)

his helm looks like that because all japanese armors were not metal, they were different bamboos and woods woven (helms were solid, not woven) and lacquered with the colors of their clan or family
 
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