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[oggbashan]

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/293341/Death-by-boobs-woman-accused-of-smothering-boyfriend/

DEATH BY BOOBS: WOMAN ACCUSED OF SMOTHERING BOYFRIEND

16th January 2013
By Andy Wells

A DRUNKEN fight has seen a woman facing manslaughter charges for allegedly smothering her boyfriend to death with her boobs.

Witnesses reported that they heard Donna Lange and her partner arguing on more than one occasion at their home in Everett, Washington in the US.

Lange, 51, who weighs nearly 14 stone, is alleged to have thrown her boyfriend to the floor during one of the rows.

It is claimed she then climbed on top of him and placed her ample breasts onto his face.

Despite being an inch taller than Lange, the man was over a stone lighter than her and apparently begged her to get off.

A witness told police that Lange "smothered him to death", while another claimed the victim had a heart condition.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

haha, that's stupid & crazy

 

[Tryharder62]

Maybe one time when ample breasts aren't a good thing.

 

[oggbashan]

The Mail has it too

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...friend-death-breasts-drunken-row-caravan.html

I like the comments on this version:



14 stone is fat and the woman in the photo (whoever she is) quite clearly has breast implants.....there is no connection whatsoever......misleading!

- LB , Bournemouth, 16/1/2013 16:47


Not that I am an expert but those "weapons" in the file picture do not strike me as being anything like the ones that killed the victim.

- Kind intent , PALMA, Spain, 16/1/2013 16:42


I think we all know what breasts and a caravan looks like.

- Deena , London, 16/1/2013 16:28


Reminds me of some other DM article a while back, where some man was accused of beating his partner with his penis. Hahaha Whatever next??

- Mise , Anseo, Ireland, 16/1/2013 16:24

Oh gee wow thanks DM I had no idea what breasts looked like until you posted that picture. Some times I forget to look down -_-

- Lou-cat , Probably Next To The Cream, 16/1/2013 16:09

That's... that's like something out of a badly-written daytime drama. I actually have a hard time believing that it actually happened!

- Ben Russell-Gough , London, United Kingdom, 16/1/2013 16:02

Love the "file pictures" of the mobile home and the breasts!

- Reubenene , Victoria, Australia, 16/1/2013 15:38


And that picture of the woman is obviously NOTHING like the 14stone woman in this case so why put that picture up? In case we have forgotten what breasts look like?!

- Phil , Lincoln, 16/1/2013 14:38

 

[koalabear]

and they claim assault rifles are dangerous.

 

[Liar]

High capacity mounds