Only reply with your favorite Monty Python line.

[miles]

"Your mother is a hamster, and your father reeks of elderberries."

 

[ZoeKat]

you bastard miles.LOL..you stole my line..!

hmm..."and i want a shrubbery.."(ya know.. from the nights that go "nip' sketch)

 

[Mischka]

"Very small rocks?"

 

[Elizabeth]

"We are the knights who saaay.....NI!"

 

[Bubblegum *sugarless*]

" Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis for a system of government. "

 

[Purple Haze]

"We'll scratch your eyes out."

 

[nasty]

The only one let comes to mind, now, is, "What's your favorite color?

"Blue. No, I mean green." *Knight is thrown into the Pit*

 

[cymbidia]

God: Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy."

 

[Oasis690]

Miles, your sense of humor kills me

I think this is an exact quote:

"Does your wife like pictures? Nudge-nudge, wink-wink, if you know what I mean."

 

[Mischka]

"Well I've always said, There's nothing an agnostic can't do if he really doesn't know whether he believes in anything or not."

 

[Oasis690]

"What's that on the Tele?"

"It's a penguin."

 

[Oasis690]

"That parrot's not dead. It's sleeping."

 

[pabloback]

spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam

 

[ManOSafety]

"NO one expects........the Spanish Inquisition!!!"

 

[Elizabeth]

*Sir Robins' minstrels singing*

"Brave, brave Sir Robin....When danger rears it's ugly head he bravely turns tail and fled... Brave, Brave, Brave Sir Robin"

 

[Valdimer]

And now for something completly different....

 

[Gnufi Poppets]

"We are the having had it the tough ... I the Gnufi that I am had to be the getting up at the 9 o'clock in the night after the day that it was, this was being the half an hour before I am the going to the bed that I am having, then it is that I am the having to eat a lump of the dry poison, and after the that I am the working the 29 hours a day down at the mill, and then it is when we are the coming to the home that is we are the having the Dad it is of ours who would then be killing the us, and after the killing the dad is then the dancing on the grave we are having while it is that he is the singing Haleleuia ..."

 

[Oasis690]

"I'm a lumberjack and I don't care..."

 

[Pan718]

"Worse for myself?"

"Worse for myself? How can it get any worse! Jehovah! Jehovah!"

 

[SGTBIGDOG420]

I fart in your general direction

 

[ManOSafety]

A couple of more...

"Bring out the comfy chair...."


"I'm not dead yet."

 

[Thumper]

Stop it! Stop it right now!

It's......


It's just a little bunny, you said.


Oh, shut up!

 

[Valdimer]

" I am Arthur! King of the Britians! I wish to speak to your lord and master."

"Some call me.......Tim?"

 

[Mensa]

Someday, all this will be yours!

What? The curtains?

 

[batter]

she has two huge...................tracts of land