Only reply with your favorite line from "Airplane"

[miles]

"Ever seen a grown man naked, Billy"

 

[Barb Dwyer]

"Surely you can't be serious."

"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."

 

[Laurel]

"It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."

 

[Barb Dwyer]

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!"

 

[pabloback]

no thankyou i take my coffee black , like my men

 

[Barb Dwyer]

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking!"

 

[YoungGun69]

right on ma brotha..

From the white woman to the black men.

 

[pabloback]

the weather is getting worse
"and leon is getting larger!"

 

[miles]

"My Dad says you don't hustle enough on defense."

Billy to KAJ

 

[Ticklish Girl]

Old lady: Nervous?
Ted Striker: Yes.
Old lady: First time?
Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.

 

[pabloback]

roger roger ,this is captain over ,over
eh?

 

[miles]

"It looks like a great, big, Tylenol."

 

[Sweetlola]

right on ma brotha..

From the white woman to the black men.

Yes! There's just something about sweet lil' Florence Henderson speaking jive that tickles my funny bone!

 

[Starfish]

"Sheet cuz, don worry. We bgonna getcha on da rebound wit de medici."

 

[Bob Peale]

I speak jive

 

[Sweetlola]

I speak jive

*perk* You do? Nothing makes a woman wilder than a man who can speak jive.... *wink*

 

[Starfish]

I speak jive

No sheet cuz?

I don't, as you can tell, but I love to hear it. It's so cool.
I loved when June Cleaver busted out her bit.

She's a badass American Mo-fo-mma!

 

[Bob Peale]

For the "jive" challenged:

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?dialect=jive&url=http://www.rinkworks.com/

and

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/

 

[Azwed]

Looks like i picked the wrong week to quit methamphetamines.

 

[La Huesera]

"What do you make of this?"
"Well, I can make a hat, a broach, a pterodactyl."

That always makes me smile

 

[Bob Peale]

Joey: Hey! I know you! You're Kareem Abdul-Jabaar, you play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers!

Roger Murdock: I'm sorry, I think you have me confused with someone else, my name is Roger Murdock.

Joey: You are Kareem! I've seen you play! My dad's got season tickets.

Roger Murdock: I think it's time to go back to your seat, right Clarence?

Oveur: No, let him stay. He's not bothering anyone.

Joey: I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense.

Roger Murdock: THE HELL I DON'T! Look, I'm out there bustin' my butt EVERY NIGHT. Tell your old man to run up and down the court for forty minutes!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Florence Henderson speaking jive that tickles my funny bone!

"Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains anyhow."

By the way, that was Barbara Billingsely, not Florence Henderson.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

"Loneliness, that's the bottom line. I was never happy as a child. Christmas Ted, what does that mean to you? It was living hell. Do you know what its like falling in the mud and getting kicked in the head with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does, that never happens. Sorry Ted, that's a dumb question."

 

[miles]

"What's your vector, Victor?"

 

[Demian]

The First Thing That Came to Mind...

Wuz,"Don't call me, Shirley"...

But since that wuz used already...it's not even a line that next comes to mind...it's when all the reporters run into the telephone booths to call in the Scoop and knock them over...