plasticman33
Tight Jeans
- Joined
- Jun 22, 2001
- Posts
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*Only in America......can pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
*Only in America......Are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
*Only in America......Do drugstores make the sick walk to the back of the store to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
*Only in America......Do people order double cheese burgers, large fries and a diet coke.
*Only in America......Do banks leave vault doors open and chain the pens to the counters.
*Only in America......Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put useless junk in the garage.
*Only in America......Do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
*Only in America......Do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
*Only in America......Do we have drive up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
*Only in America......Do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in latin meaning many and 'tics' meaning bloodsucking creatures.
*Only in America......Are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
*Only in America......Do drugstores make the sick walk to the back of the store to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
*Only in America......Do people order double cheese burgers, large fries and a diet coke.
*Only in America......Do banks leave vault doors open and chain the pens to the counters.
*Only in America......Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put useless junk in the garage.
*Only in America......Do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
*Only in America......Do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
*Only in America......Do we have drive up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
*Only in America......Do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in latin meaning many and 'tics' meaning bloodsucking creatures.
