One-Upmanship

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Hey, p p man, we've been to the moon. You?

 

[penguindance]

 

[sunstruck]

ROFL! What?

pp_man is british. He and Dixon like to recreate the revolution.

 

[p_p_man]

Hey, p p man, we've been to the moon. You?

No you didn't

You've seen all that evidence as well as I have proving it was all a hoax.

ppman

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Rambling Rose]

Mmm. I like TANG.

 

[Dillinger]

I've touched the moon rock in the Smithsonian. It was cool to the touch. The coolness made me think of fjords.

 

[p_p_man]

Wasn't the first walk on the moon just a big conspiracy to mass market Tang?

No it was to sell more golf equipment...

 

[penguindance]

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[penguindance]

 

[Rambling Rose]

My mom stuck her fingers down my throat one time to force up all her pretty little birth control pills I had swallowed while sitting under the coffee table.

I can't even think about eating a finger now without gagging!

(this is a one-upmanship thread, right?)

 

[Marxist]

Rose, that was by far the grossest thing I've heard today.
























Tell me more.

 

[apple3141]

They used to be one up... long, long ago

The Brits haven't had anything to be One Up about since before most of you chaps and chicks were born.

They DID invent OneUpmanship though - Stephen Potter, 'Lifemanship', 'OneUpmanShip', etc.

Nowadays, they got no art, not much literature, there are no sports they are world-class at.... they live by taking in each other's washing. In politics, the MO is licking the US presidents arsehole (in the case of young Bill, his cock).

What does p_p_ stand for? piss poor?

 

[Sillyman]

England has some good sitcoms.

And we haven't really done shit else, I mean we went to the moon, then we went again, and then we did some fucking around..****** program has been kind of slow lately...

 

[sch00lteacher]

At one time or another the controll over the world that the King or Queen of England had would make the USA look like a third rate bench warmer.

Now if we want to forget a few hundred years of history then yeah, we can poke fun at the Brits.

Hey, PP is my Dutch Uncle. I got his back.

 

[Guest]

 

[District Line]

Hey, p p man, we've been to the moon. You?

The British invented the moon, everybody knows that.

 

[Marxist]

Re: Re: One-Upmanship

The British invented the moon, everybody knows that.

Gin and tonic a little early right?

The British invented the "mook," a sort of popular dance in the 1920's. Kind of like the "Charleston," but with less feeling and rhythm.

 

[District Line]

Re: Re: Re: One-Upmanship

Gin and tonic a little early right?

Yes, the malaria is getting to me and I have to be at the right energy level for an appointment in a little while with some people from 'The Country of Silver.'

It 's a little tournament thats going on right now. You wouldn't understand, it's outside the U.S.

(I might just try to explain this, just this once)

Okay you got United States right ? Imagine outside of it.
Yep, thats right, o-u-t-s-i-d-e of the United States - try really hard now.

(No it's no good, they'll never grasp the concept, I don't know why I'm bothering).

Oh by the way British invented the "book" not the "mook" we never had the knees for the Charleston.

 

[apple3141]

Mr/Ms Marxist, Sir or Madam,

Surely you have checked out a good Soviet Encyclopaedia? You must know that the Soviets invented everything .

Moi, aussi, je suis marxiste - tendence Groucho.

 

[Guest]

 

[riff]

We got our world trade center towers blown up.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Hey p p man, we created The United Nations, NATO, the Marshall Plan and the Panama Canal. You?

 

[sexy-girl]

we're be getting some mars rock back before you lot though and it will cost us less then it costs nasa for a screwdriver