One of those days again

[KillerMuffin]

I don't know how people put up with me sometimes.

I've been up for two hours and I've already said "No offense, but . . . " five times. Sometimes I think that I honestly believe the phrase "No offense" disqualifies me from having to use tact.

Thank gawd I figured out what the delete key is for.

 

[Guest]

 

[riff]

KM.

I would e-mail you some Xanax, but I think I'd be breaking our laws.

 

[Dillinger]

Effexor.

 

[Off]

Some of us can't.












No offense....

 

[patient1]

Because you are valued for you candor more than your cuddles.

Because you are medically certified for moods.

Because you always say you're sorry when you go too far, or if you're proven wrong- no wait, I don't remember you being proven wrong, well , in theory you would

Personally, I don't think you'd ever mean to go so far as to lose my respect.

 

[KatPurrs]

KM...No offense, but.....

Keep your paws off that fucking delete key! We LOVE to hear you rant! LOL...

Sing along with me now group..."

Nobody does it better...."


Kat~

 

[AzureAngel]

*Chuckles.* I know what you mean, KM.

Mine usually starts, "I know s/he is probably a great/nice person and all, but (insert choice expletive here)..."

It's a lot more difficult to not let the trivial shit bother you than it is to leave it be, sometimes. At least you're aware of it happenin'.

 

[Zamdrist]

Isn't this ironic.

When a woman is honest she's thought to have strong character.

When a man is honest he's just a chauvinist , shallow pig.

Yeah, I'm in a tart mood. Fuck with me, good ahead.

 

[AzureAngel]

Actually, when a woman's blatantly honest she's more often thought of as a bitch.

Exhibit A: KM's reputation with the majestic Clitfucker. Heh.

 

[Rubyfruit]

KM, I can relate.

I was possitively toxic with rage the other day. I don't know what comes over me sometimes.

 

[patient1]

Actually, Killer Muffin is often thought to be a bitch, or an asshole.

If the thread is around long enough, she'll get back to it & explain, maybe tell us about some of her hatemail.

Being a responsive thread hostess or e-mail penpal aren't her greatest strengths. She makes up for it in loyalty, though.

 

[alexandraaah]

Remember that for however much crap we dole out, we're usually receiving a bunch in return.

Everyone's difficult, sometimes.

 

[Marxist]

Everyone's difficult, sometimes.

Not me. I'm easy breezy, 24/7. That's my charm.

 

[alexandraaah]

Not me. I'm easy breezy, 24/7. That's my charm.

You're right. I forgot to mention that.

 

[kiwiwolf]

Everyone's difficult, sometimes.

I was born an asshole with teeth... and just got bigger...

 

[KillerMuffin]

This is the kindler, gentler, I'm-a-grown-up-gawddammit Muffie.

Anyway, I think my friendly neighborhood trolls are out and about. I had 23 new spam messages in my inbox this morning and hadn't been anywhere with my email address to explain that.

I hate Bill Gates (and I do hope that offends him) so one of these days I'm moving my email elsewhere.

I'm sure everyone has them. It's just one of those days when you honestly can't find a reason to not say every negative thought that runs through your brain. I realize that I appear to do that everyday, but I don't. Not really.

The main problem with me today is that last night I had a totally fabulous idea for a story, got the perfect first paragraph written, but not the idea, and then had a seizure and lost the idea. I have this floating paragraph of sheer genius and no where to go with it. This seriously pisses me off cause I know better than to not back up my ideas before carrying them out.

I did backup all of my files, though cause a brain isn't the only thing that crashes these days.

No 'fense all ya'll, but this a bitchy thread so bitch about something already, if you haven't already done so.

 

[Zamdrist]

I'm bitchy cause no one will naswer my IMs on Yahoo, like I'm so kind of fuckin' leper.

 

[Problem Child]

Fuck 'em if they can't handle the abuse.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Bad advertising. Change "Nude pictures of a pasty white computer boy" into "Erotic white photography of a male nude."

 

[Zamdrist]

Bad advertising. Change "Nude pictures of a pasty white computer boy" into "Erotic white photography of a male nude."

LOL.

I am me. Just me...fuckem' But thanks for the advice, I'll consider it.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'm a semi-professional prevaricator.

Does anyone else get the Den Mothers when they're less than nice to some brainless twat?

 

[Cheyenne]

Isn't this ironic.

When a woman is honest she's thought to have strong character.

When a man is honest he's just a chauvinist , shallow pig.

When a woman is honest, she's thought to be a bitch.

When a man is honest, he's... hmmm... what would that be? Can't remember the last time I saw an honest man.

 

[patient1]

"Can't remember "

05-18-2002 0:3:45PM

What if I sent you a picture of me, your long -lost evil twin?

 

[Cheyenne]

05-18-2002 0:3:45PM

What if I sent you a picture of me, your long -lost evil twin?

hehe... sure!