one of my most embarrassing moments

[Mackdaddy_74]

Today at work, I made a wrong move and my pants split down the front seam, just below the zipper to the other (4-way?)
seam. Luckly I was wearing boxers or I would have been hanging out,only two people saw it before I raced home to change.
So does anyone else care to share an embarrassing moment?

 

[shit4brains]

Yeah, I dove in the swimming pool at a big party and lost my trunks. Lucky I found them before someone else did! LOL

 

[SimplySouthern]

Today at work, I made a wrong move and my pants split down the front seam, just below the zipper to the other (4-way?)
seam. Luckly I was wearing boxers or I would have been hanging out,only two people saw it before I raced home to change.
So does anyone else care to share an embarrassing moment?

I would have paid big money to see that!

I lost the top to my bathing suit at a pool party once. I was under the water wetting my hair and when I stood up (kinda quickly) it just pulled my top right down. Free show for everyone!

 

[Wizard]

Dam and we missed that.....................

 

[SeXy ReDHeD]

Let me tell you, mackdaddy!

There have been so many, but let me tell you my favorite

This past July or so, I went to meet my friends at the gym on campus, and since I'd gone there right after my job as a Tae Kwon Do instructor, I was still wearing my Gi (sp??). If you've ever been to a gym on a college campus, you know there's LOTS of hot young guys, a few OK guys, and a few other chicks, too. Anyway, I was there talking with a few of my friends when one of them, a guy, starts talking all kinds of shit, "You probably suck... I'll kick your ass... you're just a GIRL..." etc, and I tell him, "Shit, I'll kick YOUR ass..." You know, just joking around, and he says, "Yeah right..." and I answer a bit too quickly, "Watch me!" Everyone from the gym is crowded around now... all the hot guys and all the curious girls are watching to see what will happen.

My "friend" smiles and we both assume the the fighting position. He goes to "punch" me, and I block it and then go up to do this really cool jumping/air kick (a jump high kick for anyone who knows). It really was a flawless kick... I jumped up, switched my feet in the air, and was ready to land on the opposite foot and kick with the other.

But when my anchor foot hit the ground, it slid forward, out from under me, and I fell HARD, right flat on my ass. See, I was only wearing socks (no shoes in TKD), and didn't realize that the gym floor was tiled...

EVERYONE started laughing hysterically, and I couldn't help but feel the blood rush to my face as I tried my hardest to maintain some form of dignity. My best friend was right there and I asked her to help me up, but she couldn't because she was laughing so hard...

Damn... I'm blushing just thinking about it!

 

[Thumper]

That is a....

mack...Round these parts that is what's known as the "bobtoad at the grocery maneuver"

Get any dates?

Hey SS wanna go swimming

[Edited by Thumper on 10-18-2000 at 06:30 PM]

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

well I thought that the bobtoad maneuver was when you left the fly open and had a little "peekage" going on.
no dates,only a couple of guys saw it and proceded to ltao.
(laugh there asses off.)