One of many completely, nonscensical, pointless, foolish, F*cked up threads

[sincerely_helene]

One of many completely nonscensical, pointless, foolish, F*cked up threads

I am writing this in protest. Protest that I, along with many other shy, awkward, inferior, loner type lit regulars must force themselves to post 100 times or more in order to be deemed "av worthy" by forum moderators.

After reading the countless threads of absolute drivel I am about to spew, it is my prophecy that pity/surrender will be soon be bestowed upon me. Trust me, moderator, I can babble on about stupid crap for HOURS!

 

[Guest]

Go Helen!

(So you don't want to be a virgin any more? )

Looking forward to this...

Lou

 

[sincerely_helene]

Just don't tell lucky. She will try to assume full credit, and her head will swell.

 

[Guest]

You got that right!

Ok, your secret is safe with me.

Lou

 

[sincerely_helene]

Oh! and also, mums the word to minsue. I think the countdown to my deflowering gets her off.

 

[cloudy]

Good morning, helene!

Hi Lou.

 

[Guest]

 

[sincerely_helene]

Morning!

PS Is it normal to sweat so profusely the closer one gets to losing their virginity?

 

[Guest]

Morning!

PS Is it normal to sweat so profusely the closer one gets to losing their virginity?

sure.. why i remember so long ago when i was a virgin.. erm.. was that only last week?

ofcourse i give full credit of my deflowering to honey.. shes so suave ...

welcome aboard the hms drivel! cant wait to see you rant .. or your AV!

 

[cloudy]

Yes, and if you're doing it right, you get that flush across your chest as well.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Yes, and if you're doing it right, you get that flush across your chest as well.

Ooooo... a woman looks so cute with a full body blush.

And welcome Helene!

CD

 

[destinie21]

Ooooo... a woman looks so cute with a full body blush.

And welcome Helene!

CD

amen

 

[SnoopDog]

This is exactly how I felt when I had 20something posts. But a hundred is nothing really. And one doesn't necessarily have to babble about meaningless stuff to get there.

Snoopy

 

[Guest]

Do it, helene, do it!
Do it, helene, do it!
Do it, helene, do it!
Do it, helene, do it!
Do it, helene, do it!
Do it, helene, do it!

Oh - are we cheering for the upcoming soon-to-be-ex-virginal transformation?

Can we help?

(Do we all get to watch?)

 

[destinie21]

Do it, helene, do it!
Do it, helene, do it!
Do it, helene, do it!
Do it, helene, do it!
Do it, helene, do it!
Do it, helene, do it!

Oh - are we cheering for the upcoming soon-to-be-ex-virginal transformation?

Can we help?

(Do we all get to watch?)

more importantly will there be a DVD

 

[Boxlicker101]

To really build up your total, what you ought to do is go and locate some of the most pointless threads of all , like the three word one or the one sentence theead. You can post on them over and over, dozens of times a day, and never say anything that makes any sense.

 

[rgraham666]

Morning!

PS Is it normal to sweat so profusely the closer one gets to losing their virginity?

I can't say. The second I started psoting here I knew I was going to be around for a while, so there was no nervousness whatsoever.

Anyway virginity is an easily correctable minor physical trait of no particular interest. I would rather have experience anyday.

 

[champagne1982]

I can't say. The second I started psoting here I knew I was going to be around for a while, so there was no nervousness whatsoever.

Anyway virginity is an easily correctable minor physical trait of no particular interest. I would rather have experience anyday.

Oh my Mr. Graham! You're soon to be a [hushywhisper]guru[/hushywhisper] and with that you'll be able to sit in the centre of all the eager [girlishgiggle]virgins[/girlishgiggle] and type non-existant html tags into the vB format of the bulletin board messages you deign to bestow on the unworthy drivel threads .

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm telling Lucky and Minsue.........LOL.

 

[Guest]

Boy, do I feel old and shriveled.

 

[cloudy]

I'm telling Lucky and Minsue.........LOL.

ratfink.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

ratfink.

and a stalker too!

 

[Boxlicker101]

When I lost my cherry, it was, appropriately while I was propositioning a young woman who lives not too far from where I do. Later, I demanded that she should make an honest man of me but she refused.

I didn't expect her to agree but I thought it was worth a try.

 

[minsue]

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[MathGirl]

Re: One of many completely nonscensical, pointless, foolish, F*cked up threads

I can babble on about stupid crap for HOURS!

Dear SinHel,
With that attitude, you're obviously qualified. Perhaps the 100 post policy should be waived in your case.
Sympathetically,
MG
Ps. Believe me, having an AV is really not all that special. Just look at some of the people around here who are allowed to have them.