One-Handed Typing

[Guest]

Nahh, it's not what you think. Sorry.

No, I'm one-handed typing because I cut the hell out of my left index finger while fixing supper this evening.

Yes, I'm well aware I shouldn't have attempted to separate the frozen salmon with a knife. I knew once the ice crystals gave way the knife would continue in a forward motion. I knew if the knife continued that motion it would eventually wind up in my flesh. I knew this.

And yet -

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/doctor.jpg

No stitches, just butterfly closures, a tetanus shot and a minor admonishment for my outright obtuse-ity (my word).

Damn it, anyway.

 

[rgraham666]

*HUGS* for Sarahh. And a gentle on the cut to make it heal faster.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I can't even tell you the number of times I've done that.

"Hey, you know if this knife slips it gonna really suck... but just one more little push.... SHIT!"

 

[Guest]

I can't even tell you the number of times I've done that.

"Hey, you know if this knife slips it gonna really suck... but just one more little push.... SHIT!"

replace knife with penis...
*snicker*

 

[cheerful_deviant]

replace knife with penis...
*snicker*

Mental note to remember to send Vella 'Happy 12th Birthday' card this year.

 

[Alex756]

Was it a flat blade or serated? hopefully a straight blade.

Fingers heal fast at least...

Get better and don't use the finger and rip those butterflys

~Alex

 

[Guest]

Mental note to remember to send Vella 'Happy 12th Birthday' card this year.

ROFLMAO
i hope i never.....EVER .....mature.
it was funny
so there
neener, neener.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

ROFLMAO
i hope i never.....EVER .....mature.
it was funny
so there
neener, neener.

Well, you've managed not to so far.

And...

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

 

[Guest]

Thanks, all (well, except for vella - naughty girl. Should you use penis and knife in the same sentence?)

Flat blade, fairly new, very sharp.

I just realized I can still type with 3 fingers on left hand. Slowly.

As for using finger - problem - I am directing a musical, need to play piano.

Ooops.

One-handed piano???

 

[Guest]

Well, you've managed not to so far.

And...

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

bless me father for i have sinned
or, im planning on it anyway.

thank you. i fart in your general direction.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Thanks, all (well, except for vella - naughty girl. Should you use penis and knife in the same sentence?)

Flat blade, fairly new, very sharp.

I just realized I can still type with 3 fingers on left hand. Slowly.

As for using finger - problem - I am directing a musical, need to play piano.

Ooops.

One-handed piano???

Better learn fast Lefty.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

bless me father for i have sinned
or, im planning on it anyway.

thank you. i fart in your general direction.

You always were such a charmer.

 

[Guest]

Better learn fast Lefty.

 

[Guest]

Thanks, all (well, except for vella - naughty girl. Should you use penis and knife in the same sentence?)

Flat blade, fairly new, very sharp.

I just realized I can still type with 3 fingers on left hand. Slowly.

As for using finger - problem - I am directing a musical, need to play piano.

Ooops.

One-handed piano???

heal fast sweetie. i hate those things fer sure.
theres nothing wrong with knife/penis in the same sentence.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

theres nothing wrong with knife/penis in the same sentence.

... if you're Lorena Bobbit.

 

[Guest]

... if you're Lorena Bobbit.

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BLURT IT OUT LIKE THAT.
you SAID it would be our secret.
you SAID you would never tell...
thats it!
im getting out the Hinckles sharpener now.....

 

[cheerful_deviant]

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BLURT IT OUT LIKE THAT.
you SAID it would be our secret.
you SAID you would never tell...
thats it!
im getting out the Hinckles sharpener now.....

Now I'm glad I'm 3000 miles away!

 

[Wildcard Ky]

Sorry about your hand, but look at the bright side, at least it wasn't a chainsaw. Been there, done that. It sucks.

 

[cloudy]

ROFLMAO
i hope i never.....EVER .....mature.
it was funny
so there
neener, neener.

you're so sexy when you neener.

 

[yui]

Ouch! Feel better.

 

[Guest]

Sorry about your hand, but look at the bright side, at least it wasn't a chainsaw. Been there, done that. It sucks.

Ouch.

 

[Guest]

Ouch! Feel better.

 

[cantdog]

Poor baby

 

[cloudy]

I hate to say this, darling, but as cute as that AV is, it doesn't do you justice.

 

[Guest]

Poor baby

Hey Fireman!