One good reason to fly Ryanair - oral sex!

[Maeve_redux]

http://consumerist.com/tag/free-ora...de-free-oral-sex-to-business-class-passengers for video goodness

Ryanair To Provide Free Oral Sex To Business Class Passengers

While American discount airlines like Spirit Air and Southwest alternate between running sophomoric promotions and enforcing their prudish dress codes on passengers, European counterpart Ryanair has trumped them all with its CEO's announcement that transcontinental business class passengers will receive free "beds and blowjobs." Video inside (safe for work if your job lets the word "blowjob" be said aloud).

In a press conference, CEO Michael O'Leary discussed Ryanair's new transcontinental service, which will offer extremely cheap economy fares, as well as luxurious business class seats that include amenities like "white seats," beds, and oral sex.

 

[3113]

Now that's what I call "Friendly skies." One question...do business women get the same consideration?

 

[john-the-author]

I think I need to go to Europe soon. England. Somewhere.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Now that's what I call "Friendly skies." One question...do business women get the same consideration?

Sure you get a blowjob too. Pull out your wennie.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Damn, double post...wtf?

 

[keeblercrumb]

Soviet Era Condom

This is nothing new....

The last time I flew on Ryanair I distinctly remember thinking...

"This seat sucks!"

-KC

 

[john-the-author]

I mentioned this to my best friend, an IT consultant who used to get sent everywhere. His comment was "Damn, I miss business travel...."

 

[DesertPirate]

I want to fly awaaaayy ...

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Gives a whole new meaning to begging for an upgrade

 

[alyxen]

I love the title of the 2nd article it links to within that one that refers to it as a 'Blow Cost Airline'. LMAO

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Now that's what I call "Friendly skies." One question...do business women get the same consideration?

If the answer is yes, I know a few elderly ladies whom I could send to Ireland to test that out.

 

[Guest]

Poses a bit of a marketing dilemma, though, doesn't it?



"Our service sucks, but in a GOOD way!"

"Our service doesn't suck--WE do!"

"Even if your flight doesn't suck, we will!"

"Complimentary on-board deposit service."

 

[NoJo]

Perhaps Ryanair could simply supply a cocksucking service for people like me who hate to fly. It would also save fuel

 

[KerryAllan]

Their flight attendants don't have a union, do they? If they do, it sucks.