Samuari
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I was cleaning out my old email and found a joke that my friend Sam had sent to me before he died. Monday for Sam was Punday. So in my
friend's memory here is one for Punday:
A near by kingdom was ruled by King Ralph, a large black bear. Ralph trained his knights himself, and was usually fair and patient with his charges. However his patience did have its limits, and when a knight was particularly inept, Ralph would bite his head off. One thing that Ralph would do to compensate the family of the dead knight was to give them a valuable bird dog form the royal kennels.
So when mourning after a bad knight, be sure to get the dog of the bear that bit you.
friend's memory here is one for Punday:
A near by kingdom was ruled by King Ralph, a large black bear. Ralph trained his knights himself, and was usually fair and patient with his charges. However his patience did have its limits, and when a knight was particularly inept, Ralph would bite his head off. One thing that Ralph would do to compensate the family of the dead knight was to give them a valuable bird dog form the royal kennels.
So when mourning after a bad knight, be sure to get the dog of the bear that bit you.
