Phoenyx
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A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo Factory. The personnel manager explains her duties and tells her to report to work promptly at 8am. The next day at 8:45am there is a knock at the personnel managers door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about the new employee. He says she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backed up.
The foreman takes the personel manager down to the factory floor to show him the problem.
Shure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place. At the end of the line is the new employee. She has a roll of material used to make the Elmos and a big bag of marbels. They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbels and starts sewing the little package between Elmos legs.
The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically. After several minutes he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman and says "I'm Sorry; I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. your job is to give each Elmo two Test Tickles."
The foreman takes the personel manager down to the factory floor to show him the problem.
Shure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place. At the end of the line is the new employee. She has a roll of material used to make the Elmos and a big bag of marbels. They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbels and starts sewing the little package between Elmos legs.
The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically. After several minutes he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman and says "I'm Sorry; I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. your job is to give each Elmo two Test Tickles."
