Once upon a time in America

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We were the sons and daughters of the Greatest Generation.

We drank beer, smoked weed and had one hell of a good time.

We also joined the military, took advantage of educational opportunities and became productive members of society. We not only expanded businesses in the US but took our message of capitalism and financial opportunity to the developing world. China, Brazil were wildernesses, and would be today, without our leadership and expertise. We raise children, pay taxes and carry the burden for subsequent generations which, sadly, seem to offer the world and themselves less-and-less. Today, we have leadership that sees no problem with millions more receiving food stamps. Sigh.

To my bretheren, and you know who you are, I dedicate these great Sammy Johns lyrics to you.

THIS is who we are and damn proud of it!

"I gave a girl a ride in my wagon,
she crawled in and took contol...
She was tired, cause her mind was a dragging
I said get some sleep and dream of rock and roll...
'Cause like a picture she was laying there,
moonlight dancing off her hair...
She woke up and took me by the hand
She's gonna love me in my Chevy Van, and that's alright with me...

Her young face was like that of an angel
Her long legs were tanned and brown...
Better keep your eyes on the road son
Better slow this vehicle down...
'Cause like a picture she was laying there,
moonlight dancing off her hair...
She woke up and took me by the hand
She's gonna love me in my Chevy Van, and that's alright with me...

I put her out in a town that was so small
you could throw a rock from end-to-end
A dirt road main street,
she walked off in bare feet...
It's ashame I won't passing this way again
'Cause like a picture she was laying there
moonlight dancing off her hair...
She woke up and took me by the hand
We made love in my Chevy Van, and that's alright with me...

I salute you all!
 
We were the sons and daughters of the Greatest Generation.

We drank beer, smoked weed and had one hell of a good time.

We also joined the military, took advantage of educational opportunities and became productive members of society. We not only expanded businesses in the US but took our message of capitalism and financial opportunity to the developing world. China, Brazil were wildernesses, and would be today, without our leadership and expertise. We raise children, pay taxes and carry the burden for subsequent generations which, sadly, seem to offer the world and themselves less-and-less. Today, we have leadership that sees no problem with millions more receiving food stamps. Sigh.

To my bretheren, and you know who you are, I dedicate these great Sammy Johns lyrics to you.

THIS is who we are and damn proud of it!

"I gave a girl a ride in my wagon,
she crawled in and took contol...
She was tired, cause her mind was a dragging
I said get some sleep and dream of rock and roll...
'Cause like a picture she was laying there,
moonlight dancing off her hair...
She woke up and took me by the hand
She's gonna love me in my Chevy Van, and that's alright with me...

Her young face was like that of an angel
Her long legs were tanned and brown...
Better keep your eyes on the road son
Better slow this vehicle down...
'Cause like a picture she was laying there,
moonlight dancing off her hair...
She woke up and took me by the hand
She's gonna love me in my Chevy Van, and that's alright with me...

I put her out in a town that was so small
you could throw a rock from end-to-end
A dirt road main street,
she walked off in bare feet...
It's ashame I won't passing this way again
'Cause like a picture she was laying there
moonlight dancing off her hair...
She woke up and took me by the hand
We made love in my Chevy Van, and that's alright with me...

I salute you all!

So, let me get this straight...from these song lyrics you're lauding, who "we are" as America is a guy managing through serendipity (or plotting through profiling with the convenience of a roaming vehicle) to get some one-off sex in the back of a Chevrolet van from a sleepy (or seemingly drugged-out,) vulnerable, barefooted (possibly homeless) girl coming from out of nowhere wearing either a short skirt or cutoffs? A girl he's definitely not planning to see again, so he doesn't have to worry about the consequences of busting his nut...and if he's really celebrating American "freedom," he'll have fucked her bareback so he could really feel the "joy" and American "pride" and given her a nice little bun to bake in that oven while he's on to the next pair of tanned brown legs...

...all of this male privilege fantasia is supposed to symbolically be an American visual anathema to actual people and families on food stamps weathering out a recession basically brought on by entrenched partisan gridlock in government, corporate greed and the war machine? Is this scenario how you romanced your Chinese wife?

Yeah, I can see a lot of fun for those Sons of the Greatest Generation you mentioned in those lyrics, where's the fun for the Daughters?

Wonder what that tanned leggy girl's story was before she got into the van? There wasn't any implied mutual getting-to-know-each-other conversation between the two of them going on in those lyrics when she immediately went to sleep and then woke up just to thank-you fuck him, so we'll never know. Maybe she just wanted to rest after walking on dirt roads on her bare feet for whatever reason all day long and he could've just given her a ride to where she needed to go as she slept, like a real American gentleman would've, instead of scheming to fuck her while rock and roll played on the radio?

Pick another song out of that jukebox. America's got so many to choose from and listen to...and it's not just this.
 
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CB, if you no longer like it here, well...

We'll figure out how to move on without you:D
 
This guy left his beloved country to marry a Chinese woman and he's telling us about America? Yeah, fuck the fuck off.
 
CB, if you no longer like it here, well...

We'll figure out how to move on without you:D

There's a reason why he's in China, but I bet it's not because he wants to drink beer and smoke weed as a Son of the Greatest Generation!

This guy left his beloved country to marry a Chinese woman and he's telling us about America? Yeah, fuck the fuck off.

Maybe his wife had tanned legs and was sleeping in the back of a Chevy van when he met her.
 
So, let me get this straight...from these song lyrics you're lauding, who "we are" as America is a guy managing through serendipity (or plotting through profiling with the convenience of a roaming vehicle) to get some one-off sex in the back of a Chevrolet van from a sleepy (or seemingly drugged-out,) vulnerable, barefooted (possibly homeless) girl coming from out of nowhere wearing either a short skirt or cutoffs? A girl he's definitely not planning to see again, so he doesn't have to worry about the consequences of busting his nut...and if he's really celebrating American "freedom," he'll have fucked her bareback so he could really feel the "joy" and American "pride" and given her a nice little bun to bake in that oven while he's on to the next pair of tanned brown legs...

.

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Yeah the Greatest Generation did a swell job of continuing to civilize the savages in the rest of the world, that's one of the reasons why the Middle East and Central Asia are so stable and teaming up with Saudi Arabia was a great bet.

So, let me get this straight...from these song lyrics you're lauding, who "we are" as America is a guy managing through serendipity (or plotting through profiling with the convenience of a roaming vehicle) to get some one-off sex in the back of a Chevrolet van from a sleepy (or seemingly drugged-out,) vulnerable, barefooted (possibly homeless) girl coming from out of nowhere wearing either a short skirt or cutoffs? A girl he's definitely not planning to see again, so he doesn't have to worry about the consequences of busting his nut...and if he's really celebrating American "freedom," he'll have fucked her bareback so he could really feel the "joy" and American "pride" and given her a nice little bun to bake in that oven while he's on to the next pair of tanned brown legs...

...all of this male privilege fantasia is supposed to symbolically be an American visual anathema to actual people and families on food stamps weathering out a recession basically brought on by entrenched partisan gridlock in government, corporate greed and the war machine? Is this scenario how you romanced your Chinese wife?

Yeah, I can see a lot of fun for those Sons of the Greatest Generation you mentioned in those lyrics, where's the fun for the Daughters?

Wonder what that tanned leggy girl's story was before she got into the van? There wasn't any implied mutual getting-to-know-each-other conversation between the two of them going on in those lyrics when she immediately went to sleep and then woke up just to thank-you fuck him, so we'll never know. Maybe she just wanted to rest after walking on dirt roads on her bare feet for whatever reason all day long and he could've just given her a ride to where she needed to go as she slept, like a real American gentleman would've, instead of scheming to fuck her while rock and roll played on the radio?

Pick another song out of that jukebox. America's got so many to choose from and listen to...and it's not just this.

<3

This guy left his beloved country to marry a Chinese woman and he's telling us about America? Yeah, fuck the fuck off.

And this.
 
Yeah the Greatest Generation did a swell job of continuing to civilize the savages in the rest of the world, that's one of the reasons why the Middle East and Central Asia are so stable and teaming up with Saudi Arabia was a great bet.

You're only about fifty years off.
 
Yeah the Greatest Generation did a swell job of continuing to civilize the savages in the rest of the world, that's one of the reasons why the Middle East and Central Asia are so stable and teaming up with Saudi Arabia was a great bet.

Different time frame, different part of the world, different generation.
 
Different time frame, different part of the world, different generation.

Thanks, but I'm well aware of that. I made a reference to the Greatest Generation continuing to "civilize" the savages in the rest of the world.

Either way, you could argue that the state of Israel was a major catalyst in the Middle East, and it's a product of the Greatest Generation.

I get that the OP is talking about the children of the Greatest Generation, which makes it funnier that he thinks they civilized Brazil and especially China, whose civilization dates back some 5,000 years.
 
Thanks, but I'm well aware of that. I made a reference to the Greatest Generation continuing to "civilize" the savages in the rest of the world.

Either way, you could argue that the state of Israel was a major catalyst in the Middle East, and it's a product of the Greatest Generation.

I get that the OP is talking about the children of the Greatest Generation, which makes it funnier that he thinks they civilized Brazil and especially China, whose civilization dates back some 5,000 years.

Yeah, Brazil was really going places before the Portuguese came along.
 
Thanks, but I'm well aware of that. I made a reference to the Greatest Generation continuing to "civilize" the savages in the rest of the world.

Either way, you could argue that the state of Israel was a major catalyst in the Middle East, and it's a product of the Greatest Generation.

I get that the OP is talking about the children of the Greatest Generation, which makes it funnier that he thinks they civilized Brazil and especially China, whose civilization dates back some 5,000 years.

Okay. Using Israel as an argument in being a product of the Greatest Generation is a good point. But it resolved a lot of issues in Europe and helped the US. Greatest Generation was doing pretty good in the Middle East at first, but they began to die out. Their boomers took over and things slowly got worse. Now the boomer's kids are about to control things and the shit is really going to hit the fan.
 
Okay. Using Israel as an argument in being a product of the Greatest Generation is a good point. But it resolved a lot of issues in Europe and helped the US. Greatest Generation was doing pretty good in the Middle East at first, but they began to die out. Their boomers took over and things slowly got worse. Now the boomer's kids are about to control things and the shit is really going to hit the fan.

Their problem was that they didn't know when to quit. Most countries would leave us alone if we left them alone.
 
We were the sons and daughters of the Greatest Generation.

We drank beer, smoked weed and had one hell of a good time.

We also joined the military, took advantage of educational opportunities and became productive members of society. We not only expanded businesses in the US but took our message of capitalism and financial opportunity to the developing world. China, Brazil were wildernesses, and would be today, without our leadership and expertise. We raise children, pay taxes and carry the burden for subsequent generations which, sadly, seem to offer the world and themselves less-and-less. Today, we have leadership that sees no problem with millions more receiving food stamps. Sigh.

To my bretheren, and you know who you are, I dedicate these great Sammy Johns lyrics to you.

THIS is who we are and damn proud of it!

"I gave a girl a ride in my wagon,
she crawled in and took contol...
She was tired, cause her mind was a dragging
I said get some sleep and dream of rock and roll...
'Cause like a picture she was laying there,
moonlight dancing off her hair...
She woke up and took me by the hand
She's gonna love me in my Chevy Van, and that's alright with me...

Her young face was like that of an angel
Her long legs were tanned and brown...
Better keep your eyes on the road son
Better slow this vehicle down...
'Cause like a picture she was laying there,
moonlight dancing off her hair...
She woke up and took me by the hand
She's gonna love me in my Chevy Van, and that's alright with me...

I put her out in a town that was so small
you could throw a rock from end-to-end
A dirt road main street,
she walked off in bare feet...
It's ashame I won't passing this way again
'Cause like a picture she was laying there
moonlight dancing off her hair...
She woke up and took me by the hand
We made love in my Chevy Van, and that's alright with me...

I salute you all!



Have you lost your mind?
 
The Greatest Generation or Baby Boomers? And yes, I agree.

The "greatest generation". They gave us Batista, Pahlavi and the fascist state of Israel. Colonialism has done a lot of good in the past, but it should have ended in the early twentieth century.
 
Yeah, the good old days when coloreds had their own drinking fountains.
 
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