on the topic of masturbation

[Trinique_Fire]

i feel like every time i want to get off i'm going to have to roll the ferret cage into the kitchen.....they stare!!!

 

[Dr_Strabismus]

i feel like every time i want to get off i'm going to have to roll the ferret cage into the kitchen.....they stare!!!

That's because they want to learn how to do it too

 

[Trinique_Fire]

That's because they want to learn how to do it too

but but....they stare hard!! i can't get off like that!!

 

[cloudy]

That's because they want to learn how to do it too

they don't have thumbs.

 

[Trinique_Fire]

they don't have thumbs.

what? no, i use a pink vibrator!

 

[cloudy]

what? no, i use a pink vibrator!

I was talking about the guy ferrets.

 

[Trinique_Fire]

I was talking about the guy ferrets.

*cringe*

i knew that.

 

[Dr_Strabismus]

they don't have thumbs.

But I'm sure those darlings get the thumbs up from Trinique, she seems to adore the little verm -- sorry, furry bundles of joy

 

[Trinique_Fire]

But I'm sure those darlings get the thumbs up from Trinique, she seems to adore the little verm -- sorry, furry bundles of joy

my babies are way cuter than sewer variety vermin.

except for Lunabelle...she's the biter. lil badass...

but still, i can't masturbate lol

 

[Guest]

 

[Dr_Strabismus]

Can you put a blanket over the cage?

I'm laughing 'cos I have to make sure the dogs are locked out of my bedroom...I know exactly how you feel.

I even get that with the pigeons on the tree outside. And to think some people do it in front of their families in crowded apartments

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I can't in the living room for multiple reasons over the years (mostly because I still live at home), but the cats have definitely been one of those reasons. I can't even pee with one of them watching me (we only have one right now, but we have had up to three in the past).

 

[Trinique_Fire]

I went into the living room and had a good ol' orgasm just now.

 

[Guest]

I kick the cats out the room, shut the door, whatever because if I don't they think they have to get up close and check it out—one even pawed!

ouch

 

[SeaCat]

LOLOLOL

Sounds like our place.

I have to make sure the bathroom door is firmly closed when I take a shower. Not because f the shower but because of after. There have been too many times when I am standing in front of the sink putting in my contacts and the kittens have become playfull with certain parts swinging in the breeze. (Claws in those areas are more than just distracting. )

Cat

 

[Stella_Omega]

I love it when we are getting a good rhythem going- and there is a cat, bouncing up and down and trying to maintiain his dignity...
I love when their ears turn sideways...

 

[persephoneate]

hilarious

while my husband and i were getting ready to do the deed, my grandmother's shih-tzu started humping my husband's leg. we both stopped and laughed our asses off. i guess he didn't want to be left out.

 

[Dr_Strabismus]

I love it when we are getting a good rhythem going- and there is a cat, bouncing up and down and trying to maintiain his dignity...
I love when their ears turn sideways...

Actually that post made my ears turn sideways.

 

[Huckleman2000]

I was considering getting a puppy, but then I read this thread.

And now instead, some poor puppy will die.

I hope you're all pleased with yourselves.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I was considering getting a puppy, but then I read this thread.

And now instead, some poor puppy will die.

I hope you're all pleased with yourselves.

I am (I'm not dog fan)

 

[glynndah]

I was considering getting a puppy, but then I read this thread.

And now instead, some poor puppy will die.

I hope you're all pleased with yourselves.

Puppies like to watch. You'll be fine.