Thumper
Literotica Guru
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I, being the ever romantic rogue I am, bought my wife a new vacumn cleaner for Christmas. I had read where this would make a woman hot and immediately want me to drag her off to the bedroom for sweaty, toe curling, peel me off the ceiling sex. I was soon to find out this was not the case, and being duly baffled and flummoxed I proceeded to read the assembly and operation instructions.(Violating 3 of the unwritten rules men live by)
The book mentioned not a thing about any aphrodisiac qualities that were to be found on the sweeper. I said to myself "This sucks!" and then I thought of course it does it is a "vacumn" cleaner dummy! Thinking the device may have been defective I turned it on (at least there was one thing that I could turn on that day) and began pushing it across the floor...it seemed to clean fine and it had a nice vibration to it...the handle seemed just the right height...
Just then the wife came in and seeing me sweeping the carpet began to do a slow striptease...needless to say, she sucks much better LOL
It isn't the Hoover that gets'em. It is a man pushing one that they really like! LOL
The book mentioned not a thing about any aphrodisiac qualities that were to be found on the sweeper. I said to myself "This sucks!" and then I thought of course it does it is a "vacumn" cleaner dummy! Thinking the device may have been defective I turned it on (at least there was one thing that I could turn on that day) and began pushing it across the floor...it seemed to clean fine and it had a nice vibration to it...the handle seemed just the right height...
Just then the wife came in and seeing me sweeping the carpet began to do a slow striptease...needless to say, she sucks much better LOL
It isn't the Hoover that gets'em. It is a man pushing one that they really like! LOL
It gets me every time.
