Clitfucker
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591st post down, 9 more posts to go.
On My Way To 600.
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PumpkinSmasher
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yeah! Pass
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Tantanah said:
I'm doing just fine today.
How you doing today Tantanah?
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Tantanah said:
JUst fine thank you. Just relaxing.
Are you going to stay out of trouble today?
That's great. I'll try my best, but if anybody makes me mad or pisses me off the shit's gonna hit the fan.
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Clitfucker said:
Wow, hey thanks for the warning. I'll make sure not to rock your rowboat.
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Problem Child said:
Thanks. I'm not in the mood today cuz I've got a headache and a earache.
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*clamps hand over mouth*
Mmpmpmph!
Mmpmpmph!
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Clitfucker said:
No problem buddy. You just have a smoke and drink your beer and relax today. Your health is the most important thing.
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KillerMuffin said:
No, you mean that you have my dick in your mouth so you can't talk.
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Problem Child said:
I won't be drinking any beer until later tonight.
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Gawd, CF, if I had your dick in my mouth, I wouldn't even be able to tell. I wouldn't exactly call it a mouthful--even for a single celled organism. I would only know I was in the vicinity because of your crotch cheese.
When you cum, is it subatomic particle sized, too?
Besides, if I wanted to kill you, I wouldn't go through all the trouble of catching diseases just to make the StudMuffin pound you into a puddle of goo. I'd just stick you up in a tree and wave at you.
When you cum, is it subatomic particle sized, too?
Besides, if I wanted to kill you, I wouldn't go through all the trouble of catching diseases just to make the StudMuffin pound you into a puddle of goo. I'd just stick you up in a tree and wave at you.
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I wouldn't advertise that, lavy sweet. I know you had high hopes for the test tube experiments that got you CF, but did you have to use orangutang DNA?
Besides, he started it. Don't wave a red cape in front of a bull if you don't want him to charge.
Besides, he started it. Don't wave a red cape in front of a bull if you don't want him to charge.
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lavender said:Awwwww, c'mon you guys. Leave CF alone.
Clitfucker's my baby.
You are responsible for this. You. You had to go fucking around in the tidepools didn't you?
Jee-zuz.
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KillerMuffin said:
You are so full of shit that it ain't funny KM.
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lavender said:Awwwww, c'mon you guys. Leave CF alone.
Clitfucker's my baby.
It's always nice to see my baby here to have my back.
Thanks Lavy.
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You're so full of shit it ain't funny?
This is it. That's the best you could come up with? C'mon, poopsie, take a little more time and think really hard. At least be creative even if you can't shoot for interesting.
I keep forgetting that you're ignorant.
This is it. That's the best you could come up with? C'mon, poopsie, take a little more time and think really hard. At least be creative even if you can't shoot for interesting.
I keep forgetting that you're ignorant.
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KillerMuffin said:
Well, you see I would be creative but right now I am fucking your sexy aunt up her tight little ass.
Mmmmmmmm, her asshole feels real nice and tight.
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Clitfucker said:
Well, you see I would be creative but right now I am fucking your sexy aunt up her tight little ass.
Mmmmmmmm, her asshole feels real nice and tight.
note to readers: CF is now attempting to humiliate KM by painting her Aunt as some sort of slut, a lowly person who would actually fuck CF. Guilt by association with a person of low repute.
I used the model for this tactic on CF last night with good results. CF's head almost exploded. It works well on a person of limited intelligence, or a person who is trying to fake like they have limited intelligence.
In my professional opinion, it will have no effect on KM.
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Problem Child said:
Did you think that I would not have known that?
