On being a bitch

[CreamyLady]

I have been pondering this for the past few days.

Why do some women take great pride in being an absolute bitch, while others indulge periodically with intent, and still others seemingly can't be bitchy to save their lives?

I was wondering about this, because it's hard work being a bitch. I have to be indignant, and whipping up a good dudgeon takes more energy than I usually have. How can some women manage this day in, day out, without breaking a sweat? What vitamins do they take? What muscles does one train for constant bitchiness?

As for the women who just can't manage it at all, how do you go through life without biting the throats of the transgressors? There have to be some people who richly deserve a bloodletting, yet there are those women who will not so much as lift a claw.

Is that a lack of energy, will, or just the blessed ability to let it all go?

I'd really like to know what muscles to train for THAT.

 

[Nobody Special]

Well first CreamyLady, what is your deffinition of a bitch??

Mine is a Female Dog.. Just like in the dictionary

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[CreamyLady]

Hmm. Example being better than precept:

You have nothing meaningful to contribute to the thread; get your sorry ass out of here.

Is that clear?

 

[Nobody Special]

Ohhh I'm scared.... shaking in my boots.....

Wip Me, Beat Me, Make Me Wanna Write Bad Checks!!!

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[ranajja]

As for the women who just can't manage it at all, how do you go through life without biting the throats of the transgressors? There have to be some people who richly deserve a bloodletting, yet there are those women who will not so much as lift a claw.

That's me, I suppose.

It is very difficult for me to say or do something that would hurt someone else, whether they deserve it or not. It's the way I was raised--be nice, cooperate, share, etc.

Not that I don't stand up for myself--I do, but I make sure I have "all my ducks in a row" before I start fussin'. And I'd much rather persuade someone to see reason than to rip out their throats. I'd rather have allies than enemies.

I also don't see the point in making a bad situation worse by being a bitch about it.

It also makes for a lot of pent up feelings of anger and frustration, and there are times when I wish I could be a flat out bitch and just let fly.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[DarkAngel]

*Jumps on CB, holds her down, then pours cold water down her shirt*


HAAHAHAHHAAHAHHA

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

I am really not that big of a Bitch!

I got my name from my husband, lol.

Honest I really am NOT that Rude, NastyAss or A Bitch.
Just seems that My Bitch muscle is a little overdeveloped and hurts when it does not get a good workout occasionally!

Don't ever let a chick tell ya that it's not totally draining and mind numbing to be so enraged all the time
"I Love Being A Bitch!" They say.
It takes sooo much out of you!
To all those wonderfully calm ladies out there; Carry on! your doing a great job

Be Well
Or Not,
RNAB

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

I like to be a bitch , But I like to be ornery too ....But then I enjoy being a pain in your ass lol

 

[Tx girl]

OMG this is the perfect place for me!!

 

[Rosebud]

My mother passed the title to mr..."Queen Bitch" i love the title and strive to uphold it...If i like you...then you don't see it directed to you

 

[Angel]

I can be a bitch sometimes...

When something *truly* offends me or pisses me off. But most of the time that doesn't happen. I guess I'm a typical Libra, I tend to balance alot and see both sides of an issue. I also hate watching people fight and tend to want to diffuse bad situations. Someimes I think I need to be MORE of a bitch, because I let myself get stepped on too much, and sometimes I need to be less of a bitch because I do it to the wrong people

 

[KillerMuffin]

First off, don't think of the other person or their point of view. Don't think about them at all. This leads to empathy which is a death knell to bitchiness.

Secondly, groom your mind to immediately think of anything someone says as a direct personal attack against you. Ahem. For example. "There is no coffee in the breakroom." quoth he. "So, you're saying it's my fault??? That I'm irresponsible and don't do my job??? I do a better job than anyone else at this company and you know it!" bellars you.

Thirdly, practice offensensitivity. Everything is offensive. Even if you aren't a black person, the phrase black person should offend you.

Fourthly, remember that everyone is a stepping stone to get what you want. They were put upon this earth specifically for you to use. Those who aren't are out to get you, so watch out. Don't forget to get the knife dirty when you stab them or twist viciously with your high heel when you step on them.

Fifthly, or you can just disagree with me.

 

[DriveSouth]

I like to be a bitch , But I like to be ornery too ....But then I enjoy being a pain in your ass lol

What does Xander think of this?

 

[ranajja]

Should I be taking notes?

KM - honey, for what it's worth, I've decided I like you. You are "a hoot and a holler"...

 

[DarkAngel]

Re: I can be a bitch sometimes...

When something *truly* offends me or pisses me off. But most of the time that doesn't happen. I guess I'm a typical Libra, I tend to balance alot and see both sides of an issue. I also hate watching people fight and tend to want to diffuse bad situations. Someimes I think I need to be MORE of a bitch, because I let myself get stepped on too much, and sometimes I need to be less of a bitch because I do it to the wrong people

O but I like it when you are a bitch

 

[Mayhem]

That so DarkAngel?

And what makes you think you could handle a real bitch? hmmmm?

 

[Angel]

Re: Re: I can be a bitch sometimes...

When something *truly* offends me or pisses me off. But most of the time that doesn't happen. I guess I'm a typical Libra, I tend to balance alot and see both sides of an issue. I also hate watching people fight and tend to want to diffuse bad situations. Someimes I think I need to be MORE of a bitch, because I let myself get stepped on too much, and sometimes I need to be less of a bitch because I do it to the wrong people

O but I like it when you are a bitch

And I like it when you are a raving bastard.

 

[DarkAngel]

Thanks Love... I am glad you enjoted the card... I just looked at my e-mails... or did I already look at them... man is my mind shot... o well

 

[KillerMuffin]

Should I be taking notes?

KM - honey, for what it's worth, I've decided I like you. You are "a hoot and a holler"...

YEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

Been looking for an excuse to have a hootenanny!!!! I have some shine. Want some?

(for what it's worth, I've decided I liked you a while ago.)

 

[Mustang Sally]

I'm in the "never a bitch" category (I think). That's not to say I don't have bitchy thoughts, I just keep them to myself or maybe share them with a friend later. I will avoid saying or doing anything to hurt or upset another person if at all possible. I'm extremely non-confrontational that way.

It's just the way I am - very easy-going and laid back. It takes quite alot to piss me off or make me fight back. There's really not that much I find worth getting upset over. *shrug*

 

[Madame Pandora]

Bitch Types

Understanding Bitchiness 101

It is important to understand that not all Bitches are created equal. There are different classifications of Bitch and qualities therein. Since most of my friends are men, and these man date A LOT, I’ve got my own system and breakdown which I will gladly share here.

1. Whiney Bitch – The worst kind of bitch for my money. This is the bitch who just won’t stop complaining, who never has anything nice or interesting to say. She will stand beside her boyfriend and moan about how she’s hungry. Then he’ll get her something to eat (because god forbid she get it herself) and then complain about the things he brought her. Then she’ll go on and on about being hungry, but how bad the food is. She would rather curse the darkness endlessly than light a fucking candle.

2. Know-It-All-Bitch – This type of bitch may know her stuff, or just be a pseudo-intellectual, but either way she’s annoying as fuck. She thinks it is her job to make sure that EVERYTHING spoken has her seal of quality approval. She’ll correct your grammar and spelling if you leave her a note about running to the market for milk and explain it to you when you get back. Her favorite words are “well actually.” So, if you are telling a story and you innocently remark that all fire trucks are red, she’ll chime in with “well, actually, nowadays they are mostly yellow” even though the point of your story had nothing to do with the fucking truck.

3. Attention Hound Bitch – This is the one who really makes your eyes roll. The drama queen. The girl who will come to a POOL PARTY without a bathing suit INSISTING she can’t get her hair wet and then flirt and tease until someone throws her in the water. She will then sputter and pout about it for the rest of the day. These women can make a scene shopping for groceries and always manage to find enough fools to pay attention to them. The dialog even gets old. “No…no…I can’t…well, okay…OH NO! I can’t believe I did that!”

4. Numb Cunt Bitch – These are the vacant, useless scraps of flesh who are generally attached to a nice body and a pretty face, but who have decided to coast on those rather than have anything useful to do or say. Generally you will see them with the same guy for about a week because no matter how good she is in bed or how low the mental standards of the guy - a dog can only sniff the same pile of shit for so long. These are the girls who are always whispering to their boyfriends that they don’t feel well and it’s time to go home, even though it’s only 10pm and the party started at 9. They also suck at Pictionary.

5. The Wanna Be Bitch – This is a tolerable bitch who has potential, but just can’t hack it. The Wanna Be will talk the talk, but only for so long and then she goes back to trying to curry favor. She is lacking either the wit or the conviction to be hard-core. She wants to be a bitch, but she hasn’t shaken her need for acceptance. This is the type of woman who will slam someone, but the minute they give her a compliment, she’ll pull punches and reverse her position.

6. True Bitch – A True Bitch is the only one I bother with, and the one I aspire to be. She’s the best kind. She might, from time to time, employ strategies or tactics of other bitch types, but she does it with purpose and much more style. The True Bitch needs neither approval nor applause. She is not afraid to be wrong, and will argue a point she has lost in anger, but has no problem admitting she was in error once her reason returns. She stands up for herself and others. If she’s your friend, she’s got your back. She’s got no problem with truth, but no problem with lies either, if they’re good ones. The True Bitch is the first one everyone comes to for help, because she knows how to fix things. She has wit and the clever mind to discard what others may or may not think because she thinks enough of herself to act as she chooses. She can be passionate in all things, even in her ability for compassion, but she is not “nice” because someone says she should be or because it will be popular. The True Bitch has earned her respect and her friendships without the need for theatrics or plays for attention. She is often admired and envied, but she doesn’t really care. The True Bitch is an original. She’s the one that every Wanna Be imitates.

I try in all that I do to be a True Bitch, and I hope I succeed more often than I fail.

There may be a type or two, I’ve left out, but these are the main genres of Bitch in my experience. Anyone know any more?

MP

 

[Cheyenne]

MP: THOSE were great! I found myself dropping women I know into the categories as I read them!

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

I like to be a bitch , But I like to be ornery too ....But then I enjoy being a pain in your ass lol

What does Xander think of this?

I don't know you should ask my dog she is always biteing his ass

 

[Cheyenne]

Definition of bitch?

Siren. You had to have seen that one coming......


(Oh come on, she'll be flattered that I'm "obsessed" with her. LOL. Besides, I'm just returning the favor of the label.)