On a scale of 10...how would you rate your ability...

[*bratcat*]

 

[MissTaken]

8.5

I definitely please with my mouth, leaving very little of my partner untouched. I do falter, sometimes, and don't necessarily finish the job.

It depends on my mood and how much I care for my partner.

 

[XXplorher]

10

Why? Cuz it matters and I'm paying attention...


Lesson #2: Every woman is different. LEARN her.

 

[lilminx]

9

I'm not sure exactly what I do, but I've been told by several men tht I've been the best at oral that they've ever had. I also don't tire easily.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

I'll have to truthfully say I've not had a complaint yet.
But i can't rate myself




yes I know bad joke....

 

[OUTSIDER]

I've had some truely awful BJ's and some that made my eye balls pop and my toe's curl up with joy, I assume my skill is about the same, for some I make the world spin and for other's I probably just make their stomach lurch.

I always ask women to tell me when I hit the right spot for them (no two women ever really like oral the same way), on the other hand I find it really difficult to ask a woman to change the way she gives a BJ, after all it can be such a job getting a woman to go down on you even if you've been down on her that the last thing you want to do is start pissing her off by telling her she's not doing it right.

 

[Willing and Unsure]

i'd say around a 7.. i normally do a very good job (even though i usually end up asking him for sex before i finish.. he doesnt mind that though).. there are times where it doesnt take very long and he cums a lot, and then there are times where it will take forever (like at least 15 mins) and i lose interest at that point. i always leave him very pleased with one of his hands in my hair pulling on it, and the other in my pussy.. so i guess i'm doing a good job

 

[XXplorher]

I recall from an earlier thread that you definitely score above that. Why? Cuz you know the importance of the eyes.

 

[Sabineteas]

Rate myself

I feel that I can't, but no one has ever complained when I have done it.
The reason I don't think I can rate is that I gag if the guy goes too deep in my mouth and this has to be turn off. I've never been able to stop doing that either.

On another thought with that, I am sure that some guys would get off on hearing a girl/woman gag while she performs oral..they could be thinking about the size or their organ or could be getting off on fantasizing that they are forcing her.

Just a thought...

 

[iann666]

10

In cyber or phone sex as we should all be,
In R/L I'll leave the rating to those on the receiving end

The hardest part was learning to breathe through the ears

 

[Thumper]

Rate myself?

Can't rate ability...

No complaints ever heard...then again their thighs were like earmuffs and I couldn't hear a thing...

I have had pain from excessive hair pulling...

One girl uttered the word "Damn" when I kissed my way back up her body....

I am sure lesbian and bisexual women are better simply because they know the territory...nothing like recon to make a mission go smoothly.

Only thing I can rate myself on is my enthusiasm for giving a woman this pleasure....10+

Never met a pussy I couldn't lick....with both hands tied behind my back.....hear that Kitten Eyes?

 

[lilminx]

Re: 10

In cyber or phone sex as we should all be,
In R/L I'll leave the rating to those on the receiving end

The hardest part was learning to breathe through the ears

How can you give oral sex over the internet or on the phone? That doesn't make sense to me... I mean, I know you can describe giving it, but isn't it so not the same as really doing it?

 

[Naughty Troll]

I'd say I am a

9, in giving oral

There is always room for improvement. But it is not my opinion that counts.

 

[Guest]

Re: Rate myself?

Can't rate ability...

No complaints ever heard...then again their thighs were like earmuffs and I couldn't hear a thing...

Dude, you're earning my respect, big time. (I can't handle that AV though. Nice hair, but I can't handle the pose,man. Go back to Eddie. )

 

[Thumper]

Butt

...but.....but...but

The girls dig it.

LOL


Thanks..I am working on one a bit less arrogant.

 

[iann666]

Re: Re: 10

How can you give oral sex over the internet or on the phone? That doesn't make sense to me... I mean, I know you can describe giving it, but isn't it so not the same as really doing it?

only answering the original question lilminx

 

[Problem Child]

I'm not going to be so arrogant as to rate my ability. Every fucking person on this thread, especially the guys, are going to say they are an "8" or better. (Nothing personal, Thumper and others) Except now that I've posted this some lame-O will come along and say they're a "4" just to be different and in the hopes that they will get some sympathy and free tutoring.

As for blowjobs, I'm still waiting for a great one.

 

[BlondeBeauty]

Hell, I'll be arrogant.

I'm an 11.

In every way.

 

[EnchantedBeauty]

Can't rate myself....but I also havent had any complaints...don't actually know if someone would actually sit there and say cant you suck it any better? But I have made some guys curl their toes up and scream...does that count?

 

[Problem Child]

Can't rate myself....but I also havent had any complaints...don't actually know if someone would actually sit there and say cant you suck it any better? But I have made some guys curl their toes up and scream...does that count?

I don't know...did you keep your teeth out of the way?

 

[EnchantedBeauty]

I don't know...did you keep your teeth out of the way?

Oh damn ya mean I was supposed to take those out?

 

[lillend]

I can't really say. My boyfriend says I give the best blow job he has ever had, but that is not saying much......He has only been with one other woman besides me and she sucked, not in a good way either .

 

[Thumper]

BTW

PC...call Monica. She almost blew a President right outta the White House.

Hey...if saying I am a 1 or 2 will get me some tutoring then I officially state that I suck at...er sucking

Now....who is in a teaching mood?

Ya gotta do what ya gotta do to get there.

Ladies....if you're down there you're an eight...the rest is just fine tuning.

 

[Problem Child]

Too bad she didn't suck a little harder. All we needed was video...that woulda done it.

Actually I don't want an intern, I want an info-babe. Rita Cosby from FoxNews has a nice mouth, and Campbell Brown from CNBC has always done it for me. I'd let Diane Sawyer and Katie Couric clean my house and pull weeds if they showed up naked.

(the beauty of this board is you really never have to stay on topic or make sense)

 

[Thumper]

Actually

If she did it right there would have been no DNA evidence for the FBI

And how disgusting is that? "Here Mom, can you keep this for me and don't wash it, that stain is the First Semen. It's a memento."

Get back in the trailer Monica.

A video might just have boosted his ratings...it didn't hurt Tommy Lee and Pam.

If it was me...I would have said "Hell Yeah" when Ken Starr asked me about it.

And that would have been that. No law against getting a BJ from an intern...maybe a bit unseemly and poor judgement but no crime.