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Dar~

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Sex in a boat = Oargasms
Sex with a nerd = Dorkgasms
Sex at the entrance to your house = Doorgasms
Sex on the carpet or linoleum = Floorgasms
Sex at the supermarket = Storegasms
Sex with wild pigs = Boargasms
Sex at a Stephen King movie = Horrorgasms
Sex with a prostitue = Whoregasms
Sex with a storyteller = Loregasms
Sex with an accountant = Boregasms
Sex while sleeping = Snoregasms
Sex with Arthur = Dudley Mooregasms
Sex with cartoon donkeys = Eeyoregasms
Sex while broke = Poorgasms
Sex with a lion = Roargasms
Sex for hours and hours on end = Soregasms
Sex on a golf course = Foregasms
Sex with a nymphomaniac = Ready for Moregasms
Sex in a gold mine = Oregasms
Sex with a dermatologist = Poregasms
Sex with the vice president = Al Goregasms
Sex with chocolate marshmallows = S'moregasms
Sex with a bullfighter = Toreadorgasms
Sex with a masked man carrying a sword = Zorogasms
Sex on the beach = Shoregasms
Sex when you get an award = Honogasms
Sex at an all you can eat buffet = Smorgasbordgasms
Sex on a cruise ship deck = Shuffleboardgasms
Sex in Asia = Singaporegasms
Sex among the wonders of the world = Outdoorgasms
Sex in the vicinity of garbage can = odorgasms
Sex on the way to the train = All aboardgasms
Sex that isn't very satisfying = there's the doorgasms
Sex during hay fever season = Sporegasms
Sex using plastic cutlery = Sporkgasms
Sex with a Medieval poet = Troubadorgasms
Sex in an adult theater = Hardcoregasms
Sex with conquering Spaniards = Conquistadorgasms
Sex with someone not paying attention = Ignorgasms
Sex with a competitive partner = scoregasms
Sex in a firehouse = Firedoorgasms
Sex with an Icelandic singer = Bjorkgasms
Sex with the host of a horrible t.v. show = Pauly Shoregasms
Sex with a cookie = Oreogasms
Sex while flying = Soargasms
Sex with a bugle player = Horngasms
Sex with an astronaut who didn't make it into space = Abortgasms
Sex with a beloved partner = Adoregasms
Sex with a meat eater = Carnivoregasms
Sex with a person who's got a really bad hairdo = Pompadoregasms
Sex with someone who has really bad taste in clothes = Velourgasms
Sex while sightseeing = Tourgasms
Sex with a big dog = Labradorgasms
Sex with Beavs and Butthead = Gonnascoregasms
Sex during an earthquake = Tremorgasms
Sex on farm implements = Tractorgasms
Sex with Thomas Edison = Inventorgasms
Sex with a construction worker = Contractorgasms
Sex at a symphony orchestra = Conductorgasms
Sex with a person who examines dead bodies = Coronergasms
Sex on the stairs at the mall = Escalatorgasms
Sex while hopelessly drunk on shooters = Liquorgasms
Sex with a possessive partner = Yourgasms
Sex with Frankenstein's assistant = Igorgasms
Sex with three of your friends = Fourgasms
Sex with a Norse God = Thorgasms
Sex when resistance is futile = Borggasms
Sex without a climax = Nogasms


[size=+1]Can you think of any that aren't on the list?[/size]
 
Dar~ said:
Sex in a boat = Oargasms
Sex with a nerd = Dorkgasms
Sex at the entrance to your house = Doorgasms
Sex on the carpet or linoleum = Floorgasms
Sex at the supermarket = Storegasms
Sex with wild pigs = Boargasms
Sex at a Stephen King movie = Horrorgasms
Sex with a prostitue = Whoregasms
Sex with a storyteller = Loregasms
Sex with an accountant = Boregasms
Sex while sleeping = Snoregasms
Sex with Arthur = Dudley Mooregasms
Sex with cartoon donkeys = Eeyoregasms
Sex while broke = Poorgasms
Sex with a lion = Roargasms
Sex for hours and hours on end = Soregasms
Sex on a golf course = Foregasms
Sex with a nymphomaniac = Ready for Moregasms
Sex in a gold mine = Oregasms
Sex with a dermatologist = Poregasms
Sex with the vice president = Al Goregasms
Sex with chocolate marshmallows = S'moregasms
Sex with a bullfighter = Toreadorgasms
Sex with a masked man carrying a sword = Zorogasms
Sex on the beach = Shoregasms
Sex when you get an award = Honogasms
Sex at an all you can eat buffet = Smorgasbordgasms
Sex on a cruise ship deck = Shuffleboardgasms
Sex in Asia = Singaporegasms
Sex among the wonders of the world = Outdoorgasms
Sex in the vicinity of garbage can = odorgasms
Sex on the way to the train = All aboardgasms
Sex that isn't very satisfying = there's the doorgasms
Sex during hay fever season = Sporegasms
Sex using plastic cutlery = Sporkgasms
Sex with a Medieval poet = Troubadorgasms
Sex in an adult theater = Hardcoregasms
Sex with conquering Spaniards = Conquistadorgasms
Sex with someone not paying attention = Ignorgasms
Sex with a competitive partner = scoregasms
Sex in a firehouse = Firedoorgasms
Sex with an Icelandic singer = Bjorkgasms
Sex with the host of a horrible t.v. show = Pauly Shoregasms
Sex with a cookie = Oreogasms
Sex while flying = Soargasms
Sex with a bugle player = Horngasms
Sex with an astronaut who didn't make it into space = Abortgasms
Sex with a beloved partner = Adoregasms
Sex with a meat eater = Carnivoregasms
Sex with a person who's got a really bad hairdo = Pompadoregasms
Sex with someone who has really bad taste in clothes = Velourgasms
Sex while sightseeing = Tourgasms
Sex with a big dog = Labradorgasms
Sex with Beavs and Butthead = Gonnascoregasms
Sex during an earthquake = Tremorgasms
Sex on farm implements = Tractorgasms
Sex with Thomas Edison = Inventorgasms
Sex with a construction worker = Contractorgasms
Sex at a symphony orchestra = Conductorgasms
Sex with a person who examines dead bodies = Coronergasms
Sex on the stairs at the mall = Escalatorgasms
Sex while hopelessly drunk on shooters = Liquorgasms
Sex with a possessive partner = Yourgasms
Sex with Frankenstein's assistant = Igorgasms
Sex with three of your friends = Fourgasms
Sex with a Norse God = Thorgasms
Sex when resistance is futile = Borggasms
Sex without a climax = Nogasms


[size=+1]Can you think of any that aren't on the list?[/size]


Dar, you are one absolutely looney lady.

:D

DrF
 
Dar~ said:
Sex with chocolate marshmallows = S'moregasms

My favorite! :D

Sex with a physicist: Niels Bohrgasms
Sex while anchored: moorgasms
Sex with someone you hate: abhorgasms
Sex in the Bahamas: offshoregasms
Sex with E.A.Poe: nevermoregasms
Sex with Michael Meyers: goregasms
Begging for sex: imploregasms
Sex with a HUGE dildo: toregasms
Sex in Iraq: wargasms
Wild west sex: L'Amourgasms
Sex with a soul mate: rapportgasms
Sex with a bullfighter: matadorgasms
Sex in Mexico: senorgasms

... more to ... um ... come :D
 
I can't stop

Sex with Burt Reynolds: Dinah Shoregasms
Boolean sex: orgasms (think about it)
Sex with Bob Dylan: knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's doorgasms
Sex during the NCAA tournament: Final Fourgasms
Sex with a rev-head: four on the floorgasms
Officially sanctioned sex : imprimaturgasms
Coy and reserved sex: demuregasms
Sex with a STD: impuregasms
Cordial sex : liqueurgasms
Illogical sex: non sequiturgasms
 
Bill & Ted's Erotic Adventures: Whoagasm
 
i'm glad y'all think this is as funny as I do.

Gimmeesomemoregasms
 
Sex with you-know-who : immaturegasms
Sex with a senior citizen : maturegasms
Sex with a bartender : pourgasms
Sex with Martha Stewart : decorgasms
Sex at the center of the Earth : coregasms
Sex on the Mars Rover : exploregasms
More sex : encoregasms
Sex with a doctor : curegasms
Sex while fishing : luregasms
Confident sex : suregasms
Sex on the road : tourgasms
Same-old/same-old sex : inuregasms
Safe sex : securegasms
Shitty sex : manuregasms
Sex in Malaysia : Kuala Lumpurgasms
Sex for business : entrepreneurgasms
Sex on the alternate route : detourgasms

(stop me!)
 
impressive said:
Sex with you-know-who : immaturegasms
Sex with a senior citizen : maturegasms
Sex with a bartender : pourgasms
Sex with Martha Stewart : decorgasms
Sex at the center of the Earth : coregasms
Sex on the Mars Rover : exploregasms
More sex : encoregasms
Sex with a doctor : curegasms
Sex while fishing : luregasms
Confident sex : suregasms
Sex on the road : tourgasms
Same-old/same-old sex : inuregasms
Safe sex : securegasms
Shitty sex : manuregasms
Sex in Malaysia : Kuala Lumpurgasms
Sex for business : entrepreneurgasms
Sex on the alternate route : detourgasms

(stop me!)
PMSL!!!!Kuala Lumpurgasms!!!!!LOL.
 
Confusing sex : obscuregasms
Haute sex : couturegasms
Dandelion sex : spoorgasms
Watch out for paper cuts sex : brochuregasms
Sex in the Louvre : bonjourgasms
Sex of the day : du jourgasms
 
impressive said:
Confusing sex : obscuregasms
Haute sex : couturegasms
Dandelion sex : spoorgasms
Watch out for paper cuts sex : brochuregasms
Sex in the Louvre : bonjourgasms
Sex of the day : du jourgasms
You can now publish that book of nonsense you've always wanted to do.

Lusty thought of you: Impuregasms.
 
Needy sex : poorgasms
Solo sex : yourgasms
Boring sex : enduregasms
CNN sex : Amanpourgasms
First time sex : prematuregasms
Icy sex : hoargasms
Marine sex : Corpsgasms
Neither sex : norgasms
Shanglan sex : yoregasms
Jewish sex : Yom Kippurgasms
Formatted sex : underscoregasms
Tasty sex : petit fourgasms
 
Sex with Anonymous : stuporgasms
Sex with someone you hate : rancorgasms
Sex that brings you down : anchorgasms
Sex with Henry VIII : Tudorgasms
Sex in a big house : manorgasms
Sex that brings comfort : succorgasms
Raucous sex : furorgasms
Nazi sex : Furhergasms
Sex in Maine : Bangorgasms
Oral sex : flavorgasms
Luscious sex : savorgasms
Religious sex : pastorgasms
 
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Sex while cleaning house : choregasms
Sex with undies left on : drawergasms
Sex with shaving : razorgasms
Sex with BoTox : restoregasms
More and more and more sex : galoregasms
Sex with Eva : Gaborgasms
Sex with a tree : knorgasms
Sex with a warranty : guarantorgasms
Winning team sex : outscoregasms
Early sex : beforegasms
Prehistoric sex : dinosaurgasms
 
You're enjoying this, aren't you, Imp? :D

Very clever by the way. You've a gasm gift.
 
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