OMG the Anthrax Parinoia{sp} is getting ridicules{sp}

Todd

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I went over to houlton Maine tonight to eat I had a afteer dinner coffee while chatting over the days events with my friends. I uses seet and low to sweeten my coffee.

Well I boobooed and a little sweet and lo didn't get in my cup and was on the botths table.

this ditz blonde{sorry to the intelligent blondes of the world} waitress saw the white powder like appearance of the the spilled sweet and low before i had gotten to wipe it up. she startes running around and screaming at the top of her lungs "Anthrax, Anthrax, Anthrax" tha manager looks us all in comes over to shee what she was babbling about. He saw it and although calmer thought the same.

I told him it was sweet and low he was skeptical and then I said well if it isn't would I do this, then I licked it off the table. He either thought i was a nut of that it was safe unlocked the doors and let everyone be able to go. I did notice that he sent the waitress home very shortly after unlocking the door.

Oh the fun of terrorist times. No more coffee for me in public it just isn't worth it.

I think DCL put it best, We need to be alert, we need to be aware but we don't need to be panicy" sorry if it wasn't you dcl that said that memory is bad this late at night

I would just like to add to alert and aware is a small dose of common sense. 6 packs of open seet and low and a cup of coffee, white poweder shouldn't of been a concern with that situation.:rolleyes:
 
SIX packs of Sweet and Low for ONE cup of coffee??? :eek: I'd be more worried about the cancer that shit is supposed to cause.. ;)
 
Todd

You should of been at AA last night(if you weren't). A lot of the threads started last night were about situations like this. Thing is, other then one, those were all fake exaggerations that resembled what you just said. And this that you're saying really happened to you? Crazy.

But I would of thrown the sweet and low powder at the waitress. Then again, you gotta have that morbid sense of humor that I tend to have. ;)
 
freakygurl32 said:
SIX packs of Sweet and Low for ONE cup of coffee??? :eek: I'd be more worried about the cancer that shit is supposed to cause.. ;)

Cancer is worth it to cover up the horrid taste of coffee, I hate coffee but i couldn't be rude to my gfriend and refuse it after he paid for it,, so i simply tried to make it paletable
 
Todd said:
No more coffee for me in public it just isn't worth it.
eh Todd? no more Tim Horton nestcafé, cheri?

non non dear... that does not sound right to me ... just drink it with no sweetner, n'est-ce pas, cheri? ...

and yea that does sound like a ditzy blonde to me too ... i mean dammit ... that powder could have been good blow ... lol ... ;)
 
Re: Re: OMG the Anthrax Parinoia{sp} is getting ridicules{sp}

Isabella Thorne said:

eh Todd? no more Tim Horton nestcafé, cheri?

non non dear... that does not sound right to me ... just drink it with no sweetner, n'est-ce pas, cheri? ...

and yea that does sound like a ditzy blonde to me too ... i mean dammit ... that powder could have been good blow ... lol ... ;)
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I like Tim hortons hot choclate but I just ain't a coffee drinker, I find the taste absolutely horrid worse that cocacola even if that is possible.

Oh Mz. Thorne you know what it does to me when you dress like a mountie and speak french .

Mauh, Mauh, Mauh, Mauh, Mauh, Mauh, Mauh, Mauh, Mauh,
 
Get it right!

freakygurl32 said:
SIX packs of Sweet and Low for ONE cup of coffee??? :eek: I'd be more worried about the cancer that shit is supposed to cause.. ;)

Sweet and Low does not cause cancer!!!




















It causes brain damage!:p
 
Let's see, which story do I believe.....

Lavender...Todd...Lavender...Todd...dang this is tough...

Nope, sorry Lavy, your story is bullshit. Todd never exaggerates.

:p
 
So, like, I just got a job, in this, like, flour mill, see and so I'm at work, and this dude walks in and like sees all the flour, right, and he like, just FREAKS out and starts yelling ANTHRAX!, ANTHRAX!, ANTHRAX! So I'm thinking, whoa, I didn't know this was all anthrax, that shit is like, deadly.
Anyway, I sort of like to live in denial, so I figured if no one else knew it was anthrax, I wouldn't lose my job, cuz like, fer sure, if they knew it was anthrax, they would close the mill, so I went out to my truck and I got my .45 and I shot him, and me and Juan buried him in the flou...er, the anthrax.
 
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