Lost Cause
It's a wrap!
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I'm watching it now, the aliens come back and insert a transmission dish into Cartman's ass, but a lot more graphically! Everyone is checking out Cartman's ass, and he farts everytime someone tries.
They take him to SETI, ran by a Goldblume "Independence Day" character, where they tap into the signal from his ass transmitter. The aliens pick up on the plan, and come for Cartman, the aliens are in a cop car shooting at them in Chief's car. It's a cross between Van Diesel XXX, and Dukes of Hazard.
The aliens eventually suck the car with the kids up into the ship, and put into sticky stuff like in "Alien."
Now they rip off "Contact" with Stan's dad, then the alien changes to all different personalities including Saddam, to please the kids. Finally, he turns into a talking taco.
The alien reveals that the purpose of the transmitter is for an alien reality show! He explains that earth is the only fucked up place in the universe, and that we're a dumping ground for every species in the universe.
Next they get a call that the show has been cancelled, and that earth must go. The kids get a chance to talk the network heads (Jewsamecks)out of it.
Next you see a Monty Python type scene of Earth with a wrecking ball smacking at earth.
The kids go to a alien bar with the network heads. They then go to a strip bar and do alien coke lines.
They then go pick up a hooker and get a hotel room, where the kids watch them do bisexual acts.
When they get back to the office the kids threaten to tell everyone about their sexual tastes, and get them to reinstate earth, and the show!
Even knowing the plot, you have to see it!
6 more new ones to go........
They take him to SETI, ran by a Goldblume "Independence Day" character, where they tap into the signal from his ass transmitter. The aliens pick up on the plan, and come for Cartman, the aliens are in a cop car shooting at them in Chief's car. It's a cross between Van Diesel XXX, and Dukes of Hazard.
The aliens eventually suck the car with the kids up into the ship, and put into sticky stuff like in "Alien."
Now they rip off "Contact" with Stan's dad, then the alien changes to all different personalities including Saddam, to please the kids. Finally, he turns into a talking taco.
The alien reveals that the purpose of the transmitter is for an alien reality show! He explains that earth is the only fucked up place in the universe, and that we're a dumping ground for every species in the universe.
Next they get a call that the show has been cancelled, and that earth must go. The kids get a chance to talk the network heads (Jewsamecks)out of it.
Next you see a Monty Python type scene of Earth with a wrecking ball smacking at earth.
The kids go to a alien bar with the network heads. They then go to a strip bar and do alien coke lines.
They then go pick up a hooker and get a hotel room, where the kids watch them do bisexual acts.
When they get back to the office the kids threaten to tell everyone about their sexual tastes, and get them to reinstate earth, and the show!
Even knowing the plot, you have to see it!
6 more new ones to go........
