omg im so bored.....

LOL Just like me yesterday.

How about.

Bored.

Simple title.
 
I swear, sometimes I have an Internet bug that crawls into my brain and takes over, switching off all normal thought processes so that I mindlessly roam from page to page, compulsively checking the bb while staring at the glowing screen with glazed eyes and a bit of drool trickling out of the corner of my mouth.

The realization comes slowly but surely:
I have other options, other forgotten methods of self-entertainment. (No, I'm not talking about masturbation.) Don't I have a book or three on the go? I've been neglecting them.

Take that, you slimy Internet slug!
Get outta my brain! I'm shutting the computer off!

At least for an hour or two...
 
Mustang Sally said:
Take that, you slimy Internet slug!
Get outta my brain! I'm shutting the computer off!

At least for an hour or two...



Okay, bets on whether she survived her hour or two hiatis?
 
I got it bad man

If it was me it wouldn't be for an hour or two, more like in an hour or two.


Two books on the go, friends a plenty, two women I'm trying to get to know better, a bed that beckons (albeit emptily), and I'm sat here in front of my computer, pissed off my nut, at 3am!
 
And she was blinded by the bat
Wrapped up like a deuce
A hot babe in the night
Blinded by the bat
She always went down and she was so so tight
But she'll take it alright
 
Instead of starting a new boredom thread... I'll just echo this sentiment once more...
 
jcgirl said:
Mustang Sally said:
Take that, you slimy Internet slug!
Get outta my brain! I'm shutting the computer off!

At least for an hour or two...

Okay, bets on whether she survived her hour or two hiatis?

I made it just over an hour before turning the computer back on. But realizing I could be reading instead of surfing the net was like an epiphany! Like remembering an old friend...

I read a few chapters of Timothy Findley's Pilgrim.
 
Dillinger said:
And she was blinded by the bat
Wrapped up like a deuce
A hot babe in the night
Blinded by the bat
She always went down and she was so so tight
But she'll take it alright

Good... so you did take it alright? *weg*
 
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