OMG I am cyber pregnant and the Dad is...

[cookiejar]

I never realized...I begged him to put a condom on the keyboard ... but noooo


I'm not sure I should spill the beans on who it is...

 

[CharlotteNCguy]

I never realized...I begged him to put a condom on the keyboard ... but noooo


I'm not sure I should spill the beans on who it is...

Cookie.....I know that it couldnt possibly be me....I am always so careful

 

[cookiejar]

Re: Re: OMG I am cyber pregnant and the Dad is...

Cookie.....I know that it couldnt possibly be me....I am always so careful

*snort*...

 

[CharlotteNCguy]

Re: Re: Re: OMG I am cyber pregnant and the Dad is...

*snort*...

*stammers* Uhhhhh - well i know its not mine

 

[cookiejar]

I'm so ashamed...how can I face people on Lit? I mean, they will all think I am a scarlet woman...

 

[midwestyankee]

I'm so ashamed...how can I face people on Lit? I mean, they will all think I am a scarlet woman...

Only if you put a scarlet letter on your AV

 

[cookiejar]

Only if you put a scarlet letter on your AV

I'm a fallen woman...my reputation is tarnished Yankee...

 

[CharlotteNCguy]

Only if you put a scarlet letter on your AV

Its such a shame.......

 

[cookiejar]

Its such a shame.......

Men!! Love 'em and leave 'em...cyber meant nothing to him...

 

[cookiejar]

Men!! Love 'em and leave 'em...cyber meant nothing to him...

So...no man is gonna step up to the plate and accept responsibility? I will give him 24 hours,,,then I tell...

 

[CharlotteNCguy]

So...no man is gonna step up to the plate and accept responsibility? I will give him 24 hours,,,then I tell...

that sounds like a threat!

 

[cookiejar]

that sounds like a threat!

This man knows what he has done...he knows it's his. All those times we came together as we hit enter ...how could he forget??

 

[islander01]

snicker

 

[cookiejar]

snicker

Oh yea? Real funny...you ain't the one pregnant...

 

[islander01]

Oh yea? Real funny...you ain't the one pregnant...

well I ve been feeling a bit off today does that count?

 

[cookiejar]

well I ve been feeling a bit off today does that count?

That's all that rum you drink at the lighthouse

 

[islander01]

That's all that rum you drink at the lighthouse

I swear my nipples are engorged

 

[cookiejar]

I swear my nipples are engorged

Just make sure they don't explode...it's nasty to watch...

 

[Missingmeds]

And tune in tomorrow for continuing saga of cookiejar's cyber pregnancy....who will the cyber child look like?

Will we find out who the father is? Can we get all the answers with an ip address?

......................................

 

[biggbear8]

not me, my keyboard is sterile


but congrats Cookie

 

[cookiejar]

And tune in tomorrow for continuing saga of cookiejar's cyber pregnancy....who will the cyber child look like?

Will we find out who the father is? Can we get all the answers with an ip address?

......................................

A Lit Scandal...I'm mortified...

 

[islander01]

And tune in tomorrow for continuing saga of cookiejar's cyber pregnancy....who will the cyber child look like?

Will we find out who the father is? Can we get all the answers with an ip address?

......................................

I hope this doesnt come down to Black lights on keyboards and sticky keys.

 

[islander01]

A Lit Scandal...I'm mortified...

I thought you were preggers????!!!

 

[cookiejar]

not me, my keyboard is sterile


but congrats Cookie

You are in the clear bear...and thanx for the congrats...

 

[cookiejar]

I hope this doesnt come down to Black lights on keyboards and sticky keys.

DNA testing is expensive...this man better own up ...