OMG! "Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian" :)

[john-the-author]

Just got sent this -- it's a scream. She's got other YouTube videos, but this clip is all about what 'biblical marriage' is all about. Oy veh!!

 

[TheeGoatPig]

She has done her research, that is for sure. Well done Betty!

 

[john-the-author]

I love the presentation format, too!

How've you been of late, TGP?

 

[Safe_Bet]

Just got sent this -- it's a scream. She's got other YouTube videos, but this clip is all about what 'biblical marriage' is all about. Oy veh!!

and I'm SURE god was cool with Solomon's 700 wives and 300 concubines enjoying FF sex, that why he only made them responsible for servicing one little dick amongst all of them!

(Meh... I'd've kept a couple dozen Bi chicks on hand and sent them whenever ol' Solly got horny... he prolly didn't know one from the other anyways... )

 

[JamesSD]

Hi-larious!

 

[3113]

and I'm SURE god was cool with Solomon's 700 wives and 300 concubines enjoying FF sex, that why he only made them responsible for servicing one little dick amongst all of them!

Now, now. No need to insult Solly there. I'm sure he had a dick beefy enough to match his legendary brain

 

[3113]

She has done her research, that is for sure. Well done Betty!

There is, actually, one small error. Cain went East of Eden for a wife. Now, of course, if one believes that there was only Adam and Eve on the planet, then Betty's right. Mom was the only wife around for Cain at that point. BUT, the bible does say that god "created man and woman" prior to the creation of Adam and Eve implying that Adam and Eve were not the first man and woman, just the lucky ones to get a home in Eden.

Of course, Cain isn't the issue, as none of his off-spring survive. Adam and Eve's third kid, Seth, is the one who was the grandaddy of Noah, who, along with his family, were the only ones to survive the flood. Who did Seth marry? Well, Adam lived a long time and had many sons and daughters. The bible does not say if he had them all with Eve, but unless Seth went looking for a wife elsewhere, then incest certainly did occur at least between brothers and sisters.

 

[TE999]

Now, now. No need to insult Solly there. I'm sure he had a dick beefy enough to match his legendary brain

For someone who was such a braniac, having to voluntarily deal with 1,000 women's problems is not a primo choice...it's been proven that women in groups have their menstrual cycles at the same time...being around 1,000 women simultaneously having PMS is not a situation any guy should be in...even Solly.

 

[3113]

For someone who was such a braniac, having to voluntarily deal with 1,000 women's problems is not a primo choice

Ah, but you know how geeks can be. Brilliant, yet completely unable to say no to the ladies.

 

[glynndah]

For someone who was such a braniac, having to voluntarily deal with 1,000 women's problems is not a primo choice...it's been proven that women in groups have their menstrual cycles at the same time...being around 1,000 women simultaneously having PMS is not a situation any guy should be in...even Solly.

When do you suppose he held "court"? Yep. During those days... It kept him out of the palace.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Now, now. No need to insult Solly there. I'm sure he had a dick beefy enough to match his legendary brain

I'm telling ya... 99% queer chicks...

Where do you think Solly got that brilliant idea - circumcision!

(I can just picture 1,000 lesbians hanging out making bets on whether they can talk him into thinking that it's a good idea to cut a chuck of everybody's dick off! Had to be queer chicks! )

 

[TE999]

Ah, but you know how geeks can be. Brilliant, yet completely unable to say no to the ladies.

Yep...altho most of the geeks I've worked with had the ladies say no to them. Short sleeved white shirts, high water pants and thick glasses aren't exactly babe magnets.

When do you suppose he held "court"? Yep. During those days... It kept him out of the palace.

In that case he was wise indeed...I bet he sentenced some malefactors to a week of sweeping floors in the palace during that time. Most guys prolly chose 50 lashes with a wet camel.

 

[3113]

Where do you think Solly got that brilliant idea - circumcision!

Naw, wasn't Solly's idea. Blame Abraham there; it's how he signed his exclusive contact with yahweh generations before. Solly's meaty dick was snipped long before he got his 1000 girls. They knew they were marrying a nice Jewish boy