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Huckleman2000

Huckleman2000

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...and by 'sleep', I mean 'have wild monkey sex before passing out in their Olympic Village bunk'.

Out of bounds: Mythological gods and beasts. Underage naifs such as the 16 yr. old female snowboarder whose name escapes me at the moment.

Special category: Historical figures, such as Sonje Henje, Dick Button, or Katerina Witt. You can only cite these if you have already nominated an entry for the current games. For men, certainly Witt springs to mind, though Bonnie Blair may also win votes for her taut and controlled hamstrings, and Tonya Harding has an innate 'fuckability' factor that could attract those whose fantasy revolves around closing time at a roadhouse. No negative judgements allowed in this category - although personal justifications are mandatory. If you've got a 'come to Mamma' fantasy involving Scottie Hamilton and Elvis Stojko, this is your chance to post without fear of ridicule. Descriptions of erotic dreams are welcome and encouraged. :D [edit to add] My older sister had a Jean-Claude Killy in-the-bathtub poster that she kept on her wall long after 1968. Just food for thought. [end edit]

No full stories required - if all you have is a passing fancy or 2-sentence vignette, go nuts. But you have to include something related to THIS year's Olympics before you can rhapsodize on your previous Olympic fantasies. :D
 
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*gigglesnort* regarding the Scott Hamilton fantasy statement.

I've fantasized a little about Michelle Kwan, I admit it. It's sort of a Tipping The Velvet fantasy, where I become her assistant and it naturally leads to more. I get to dress her in those cute little outfits and brush her hair. *sigh*

Oh, then there's my obsession with Dutch speed skater Sven Kramer. It's really not an elaborate fantasy. I just want to fuck him. :eek:
 
I'd love to have wild monkey sex with the Johnson Girls on the curling team.


Damn cute and know how to handle stones and poles ;)
 
While I'm not totally sure I'd like to have sex with him... I do think I'd like to spend an afternoon drinking and talking with Bodi Miller... he's got a sort of silly Zen-stick aspect to him :)
 
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Michelle Kwan is cool. Tara Lipinski MIGHT be fun, now that she's an adult and a little more mature than when she first skated. Nancy Kerrigan comes to mind. Katarina Witt looked pretty sexy in Playboy. :D Another skating favorite would be Kristi Yamaguchi.

And, if he didn't have AIDS, Greg Louganis. Something about the physique of a swimmer. :D
 
Sasha Cohen...Shawn White is not the only San Diego redhead who thinks she's adororable...

Lindsey Kildow is impressing me with her courage...if she's so bold in every area? Growl!
 
Ooops...I overlooked that one part re Witt. Oh, well, I tend not to do celebrity stories, anyway. I have thought of one with Denis Leary, but that's another topic.
 
I've read that things getting pretty wild at the olympics. After a while, the village is full of mostly eliminated athletes.

They are young, away from home, surrounded by highly fit members of the opposite sex, finally done training where they had to forego personal relationships, dating and sex and finally able and eager to relax and throwoff the stress they've been under.

They have rooms of free stuff, food etc. in the village and I read one Olympics the condom vendor could barely keep up with demand.

Almost worth all those years of getting up at 4 AM to train.
 
Ted-E-Bare said:
I've read that things getting pretty wild at the olympics. After a while, the village is full of mostly eliminated athletes.

They are young, away from home, surrounded by highly fit members of the opposite sex, finally done training where they had to forego personal relationships, dating and sex and finally able and eager to relax and throwoff the stress they've been under.

They have rooms of free stuff, food etc. in the village and I read one Olympics the condom vendor could barely keep up with demand.

Almost worth all those years of getting up at 4 AM to train.
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Now THAT sounds like a story idea!
 
Salvor-Hardon said:
I'd love to have wild monkey sex with the Johnson Girls on the curling team.

Damn cute and know how to handle stones and poles ;)
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So I had to check out the curlers...Hell, the whole team is pretty cute! I can imagine quite the bonspiel with them ;)
http://www.usolympicteam.com/CassieJohnson8_h.jpg

Belegon said:
Sasha Cohen...Shawn White is not the only San Diego redhead who thinks she's adororable...

Lindsey Kildow is impressing me with her courage...if she's so bold in every area? Growl!
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Yeah, I've got to fess up to thinking dirty thoughts about Sasha Cohen too. She's just so...erm...flexible.

I had to look up Lindsey Kildow.
http://www.lindseykildow.com/Userfiles/8/run25.jpg

You're right, her courage is indeniably impressive!
 
Huckleman2000 said:
Yeah, I've got to fess up to thinking dirty thoughts about Sasha Cohen too. She's just so...erm...flexible.

I had to look up Lindsey Kildow.
http://www.lindseykildow.com/Userfiles/8/run25.jpg

You're right, her courage is indeniably impressive!
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well, I didn't say she wasn't cute :D ...but now go find video of her crashing in downhill practice and then managing a top ten finish despite the pain...That's what impressed me!
 
we're in agreement here Huck...the outfit she wore in their original skate? Smokin'!!!!!
 
Almost any of the Women's Ice Hockey teams. Preferably without the protective padding.
At my age, you have to take what you can get :eek:
 
chris 44 said:
Almost any of the Women's Ice Hockey teams. Preferably without the protective padding.
At my age, you have to take what you can get :eek:
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The whole team! :eek:
Sounds mighty ambitious to me. ;)
 
I'd like to add veteran Russian Skater Irina Slutskaya to my list.

She's always had that sort of 'baby-fat' attractiveness, along with the fact that everytime she's introduced, the announcers have to say 'slut'. hehehe.

the unitard she wore tonight really brought out her new slender, supple body [heavy sigh] and she seems much less petulant than she did early in her career. Still, her body type is just more naturally pneumatic than the other girls. I imagine slightly puffy nipples, and a willingness to arch her back into doggy-style sex. Her breasts would be massageable, and she would appreciate my holding them while our thrusting became more violent.

Sorry, I took a Xanax tonight for the first time. I'm feeling quite relaxed. :D
 
chris 44 said:
Almost any of the Women's Ice Hockey teams. Preferably without the protective padding.
At my age, you have to take what you can get :eek:
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Can I ride shotgun with you on that road trip? I'll bring the beer.
 
Okay: Gretchen Bleiler and Sasha Cohen. I would also say Elena Hight, but she's only sixteen, so I'll hold it in check for a couple of years. Since it didn't specify WINTER Olympians, I'll toss in Gabby Reese, too. At least I THINK she was an Olympian. Either way, she's hot.
 
Blonde, female Bulgarian Ice Dancer...

Christos! What an ass!!!

Sincerely,
elSol
 
maybe you mean the Bulgarians who came in third in ice dancing: the woman is Albena Denkova (not blonde all the time), the man's name is Maxim Staviski.
 
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