Older Male Seeking Female Friends Who Can Tolerate "Dad Jokes"

[Lichen2CU]

I am a happily married retired biology professor. I am not looking for hook-ups or to cheat on my wife. She is aware that I am here. I am looking for female friends for interesting conversations, with a "side order" of discussing "kinky sexuality". I love laughing and helping other people laugh.

 

[Lichen2CU]

So... once again, I'm reduced to "talking to myself".... I posted on June 2 and as of today my post has about 80 views and zero replies. Clearly I am "in high demand" and struggling to keep up.... Seriously, I'm replying to myself for two reasons: 1) I'm not very familiar with Literotica and I'm curious to see if a reply will cause my post to appear closer to top of the list. If not, nothing lost; and 2) To share my current favorite "dad joke". The dad joke starts with the prompt: "What is the most appropriate song by the group "Journey" to play at a funeral?" If nobody replies to me, I will provide the answer... I'll do it. I will!!

 

[Lichen2CU]

You can't say that you weren't warned...

"Don't stop bereaving..."

Next Dad joke: "What did the hamburger say to the bun?"

 

[NCneedslove_18]

I’ll bite, what did the hamburger say to the bun?

 

[Lichen2CU]

I’ll bite, what did the hamburger say to the bun?

"Go ahead... I'll ketchup later"

 

[Lichen2CU]

And... Thank you, thank you, thank you for replying... I was beginning to think this whole Literotica Personals thing was a "scam" and I was here by myself shouting into the void...

 

[NCneedslove_18]

That’s funny! Yeah I think unless you are looking for sex they ignore you. Here is one for you a friend told me. An old lady at the bank asked me to check her balance for her. So, I pushed her over.

 

[Lichen2CU]

That’s funny! Yeah I think unless you are looking for sex they ignore you. Here is one for you a friend told me. An old lady at the bank asked me to check her balance for her. So, I pushed her over.

See! That is exactly what I'm talking about. Good one!!!

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Tell me another one!

 

[Lichen2CU]

A pleasure to meet you NCneedslove_18...

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Nice to meet you too!

 

[Lichen2CU]

When is the best time to go to the dentist?

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Hmmm, not sure, when?

 

[Lichen2CU]

Tooth Hurty

 

[NCneedslove_18]

That’s funny, I laughed out loud. What else have you got?

 

[Lichen2CU]

Anyway, you're very likely correct. I should have kept the part about not wanting to "hook up" quiet...

 

[Wouldlovetoo]

Please keep up with the jokes, I for one am listening.

 

[NCneedslove_18]

Yeah it’s terrible. Try being a woman on this site, ha or not! Most of the time I block myself.

 

[NCneedslove_18]

See! Other people like Dad jokes too! Keep going!!

 

[Lichen2CU]

Ahhhhh.... the pressure!!!

 

[Lichen2CU]

Wouldlovetoo... A pleasure to meet you as well!

 

[NCneedslove_18]

I’ve got one!

Where’s the best place to keep your dad jokes?

 

[Lichen2CU]

Best day of the year to brush your teeth?

 

[Lichen2CU]

Ooooo! Where??

 

[NCneedslove_18]

In a dada base