Old Balls

SilvaTungDevil

Sexy Mother Clucker
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Sep 4, 2002
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I just realized I've been posting here for 13 years. THESE BALLS ARE OLD!

SUCK THEM! LAVISH IN THEIR UNSHAPELY BAGGINESS! Enjoy the considerable amount of strange excess skin! BALLS! OLD BALLS!

ALL HAIL OLD MAN BALLS!

THEIR VOLUMINOUS SKIN COATING SHALL ENSHROUD THE WORLD IN SAFETY!

THEIR LEGIONS OF EXCESS FLESH WILL PROTECT YOU!
 
Insane as ever.

When you first started posting, I thought you might be a troll or someone's alt.

I think I've come to grips with the notion that, no, you are just really out there.
 
If you can't sling them over your shoulder yet, I'm not impressed.
 
Upon reflection, I am somewhat depressed that I am exceedingly familiar with old man balls.
 
Upon reflection, I am somewhat depressed that I am exceedingly familiar with old man balls.

Sounds like a good business opportunity!

beautifulnutsacks.com

"where discerning women find men with nice nuts"
 
I'm not sure there's enough entrepreneurial blood in me to have to evaluate as many sacs as this would require.

Or will we subject the membership to the voting process here too?
 
I just knew that neci would be in this thread regardless of the age of said balls.
 
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