SpeareChucker
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That's the name of the Walmart dog food that my dogs refuse to eat.
But Ol' Roy suffered greatly from complications due to tiger attack;
he was basically a human Happy Meal...
Conveniently, though, we don't have to blame Tony, the Tiger
(we all love Tony), we can blame the Chinese Virus.
No Tiger Tail/Tale soup, no happy ending...
He misread his fortune cookie.
But Ol' Roy suffered greatly from complications due to tiger attack;
he was basically a human Happy Meal...
Conveniently, though, we don't have to blame Tony, the Tiger
(we all love Tony), we can blame the Chinese Virus.
No Tiger Tail/Tale soup, no happy ending...
He misread his fortune cookie.
No Red Dawn