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[Aurora Black]

Okay, I admit it. I slipped him some yesterday. I had to! He was climbing the walls and trying to hump my leg!

 

[Guest]

 

[Aurora Black]

That's what the rolled-up newspaper is for!

I don't read the newspaper, and the dictionary was way too heavy to hit him with. I wanted to get him off my leg, not give him a concussion.

 

[S-Des]

I don't read the newspaper, and the dictionary was way too heavy to hit him with. I wanted to get him off my leg, not give him a concussion.

If you hit him with a dictionary, I think he'd be more in danger of getting a sprain then a concussion (just my unqualified medical opinion). Did you happen to video the incident? I would pay for the video of him humping your leg, just to see what it looked like.

 

[Tom Collins]

A squirt bottle with a mild amonia solution works quite well, or a strong vinegar solution.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sugar
sugar
sugar
sugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugar

Coffee

sugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugar

 

[kiten69]

That's what the rolled-up newspaper is for!

Actually he used that rolled up newspaper to beat my ass !

 

[kiten69]

SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sugar
sugar
sugar
sugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugar

Coffee

sugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugarsugar

Like you need all that sugar to yourself...share it damnit!!

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I'll remember this... all of you.

You won't know when and you won't know how but I'll get you, each and every one, in turn, slowly and methodically.

 

[kiten69]

I'll remember this... all of you.

You won't know when and you won't know how but I'll get you, each and every one, in turn, slowly and methodically.

QUICK EVERYONE SCATTER AND HIDE...RUN!!!

 

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[Selena_Kitt]

I'll remember this... all of you.

You won't know when and you won't know how but I'll get you, each and every one, in turn, slowly and methodically.

promises promises! when you're least expecting it... expect it?

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

promises promises! when you're least expecting it... expect it?

one more for the list of DOOM! Anyone else before I start my campaign of revenge?

 

[S-Des]

one more for the list of DOOM! Anyone else before I start my campaign of revenge?

I'm already on it...right?

 

[Guest]

 

[S-Des]

We're not scared of you.

Ok seriously, I'm looking down the list of this Authors forum, where we discuss writing, politics, and other very important issues. The last three posts have been from a thumb, a frog, and a puppet. WTF???

 

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[Salvor-Hardon]

I'm already on it...right?

Yep, you're there next to "swarm of locusts in underwear"

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Ok seriously, I'm looking down the list of this Authors forum, where we discuss writing, politics, and other very important issues. The last three posts have been from a thumb, a frog, and a puppet. WTF???

But its a sexy thumb, a hot frog and a hunky puppet.

 

[Guest]

YOU mean trucks like this, Salvor?


it's an orgy, ya know. Right on the highway.

 

[kiten69]

one more for the list of DOOM! Anyone else before I start my campaign of revenge?

Could you add me to that list darlin...PLEASE?? i do so love revenge

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

YOU mean trucks like this, Salvor?


it's an orgy, ya know. Right on the highway.

Giant highway elephant orgy........ And I thought that white foam on the side of the road was left over from a vehicle fire.......

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Could you add me to that list darlin...PLEASE?? i do so love revenge

Yep yep got you.... and a rolld up New York Times >

 

[kiten69]

Yep yep got you.... and a rolld up New York Times >

don't forget the yarn