Okay, that's it! I renounce Atheism!

[4est_4est_Gump]

FORT BRAGG, N.C. -- For the first time in history, a U.S. military base will play host to an event aimed at service personnel and their families who don't believe in God.

The Rock Beyond Belief concert, scheduled to happen Saturday at Fort Bragg, will bring together bands, speakers and events intended for families and young children.

It's not even a religion and the idiots among us are worse than any other special interest group that I can think of when it comes to being OH!fended ©busybody 2009 and wanting "special" privileges. Fucking retards.

I'm taking up Ba'al, Zoroastrianism, Janism, GIVE ME SOMETHING TO BELIEVE IN!




Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/03/3...oward-atheists/?test=latestnews#ixzz1qmuDQiAb

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Everybody believes in something.


I believe I'll have another cup of coffee.


And that Timmah!!!! will rise again in NYC.


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[4est_4est_Gump]

Would you like to Supersize than Sanchise?





All Hail the TIMMAH!

Believe in the Self!

ROCK Chalk JAYHAWK!!! KU

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

The Redemption is coming, and the clowns will be rounded up and returned to the circus, and the insanitards will be herded back to The Home.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Would you like to Supersize than Sanchise?





All Hail the TIMMAH!

Believe in the Self!

ROCK Chalk JAYHAWK!!! KU

Anybody but Kentucky . . . .

 

[rosco rathbone]

In the early 19th century, the various competing religious denominations all supported separation of church and state in order to prevent any of their opponents from gaining a foothold in government. None of them could imagine a secular society, but that's what they were paving the way for.

Of course the problem really goes back to the Reformation. That's why Catholicism has a creeping seductive pull on the conservative soul.

 

[Bidin~Time]

Once a person believe so strongly in nothing that they begin to preach the virtues of the nothing, it becomes a something. Once it becomes a something, it develops tenants and doctrines, and becomes a religion. They might as well go to church.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Once a person believe so strongly in nothing that they begin to preach the virtues of the nothing, it becomes a something. Once it becomes a something, it develops tenants and doctrines, and becomes a religion. They might as well go to church.

Amen Sistah and pass the plate, I need some hope and change!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Anybody but Kentucky . . . .

Well, the problem has been half solved.

 

[Bidin~Time]

Amen Sistah and pass the plate, I need some hope and change!

Just please don't make change in the collection plate, it's gauche.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Just please don't make change in the collection plate, it's gauche.

I should make the the Holy Secular Government and just take it all?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I do feel more important now that Bá'al zebub has a devil set aside for me...




Maybe I should hang out at the airport.

 

[Bidin~Time]

I should make the the Holy Secular Government and just take it all?

Then will you redisburse the plate?

None if that 1 for me and 2 for you stuff please

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Then will you redisburse the plate?

None if that 1 for me and 2 for you stuff please

I get my overhead.


It is my royal right.


:smug: & :satisfied:

 

[Saint Peter]

I put all the cash in a collection plate and toss it into the air.

Whatever part of it God wants to take, he can take.

I keep all the leftovers that fall back to Earth.

 

[Bidin~Time]

I get my overhead.


It is my royal right.


:smug: & :satisfied:

I put all the cash in a collection plate and toss it into the air.

Whatever part of it God wants to take, he can take.

I keep all the leftovers that fall back to Earth.

No titties for either of you!!!


And may the Great Cardinal of Interrupted Sleep camp his legions on both your windowsills.

 

[Saint Peter]

No titties for either of you!!!


And may the Great Cardinal of Interrupted Sleep camp his legions on both your windowsills.

They have been camping there longer that the old folks at Walmart.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Old folks at Walmart?



They all seem my age or younger...

 

[doctor_insanus]

I put all the cash in a collection plate and toss it into the air.

Whatever part of it God wants to take, he can take.

I keep all the leftovers that fall back to Earth.

Render unto Peter...

 

[Bidin~Time]

They have been camping there longer that the old folks at Walmart.

wow, that's one strong curse. I'll have to be more careful, I didn't know it was retroactive.

Old folks at Walmart?



They all seem my age or younger...

This was some sort of Revelation?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

OH! the Atheist Rapture!




I would not want to wake up, look around and find the only other guy left on earth was DCL...

I'd go all Cain on his unAble ass...

 

[Bidin~Time]

You and DCL trying to kill one another for eternity??


and you people say there's no hell. . .

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You and DCL trying to kill one another for eternity??


and you people say there's no hell. . .

Oh, it would be Nirvana...



All we need is a shotgun.

 

[fair_warning]

why can't those who don't believe in a big guy have a day off too?

 

[Bidin~Time]

You realize it'll be filled with birdshot?