Okay, that's a new one...

[BiscuitHammer]

In one of my stories, I had the characters playing anal roulette. Someone just PM'd me and said they'd been inspired to try it out because of my story.

Apparently he sprained something near his groin and his gf got a bacterial infection in her lower colon after the fact.

If I had a guy getting his dick sucked by a giant, flying lizard, would you immediately go out and get a beej from an iguana or a komodo dragon?

Why is this my fault?

Remind me to not have my characters take the Tide Pod Challenge. Because a lot of my readers are apparently morons.

I'm going to bed. Sorry for ranting, I just need to express some wtf...

 

[ausfet]

Hah, that's hilarious.

As for trying out stuff you read about, why not? I get inspiration from smut all the time.

 

[TarnishedPenny]

Um, any chance you could write a Russian Roulette story?

 

[DragonCat91]

Did he outright blame you and say it was your fault?

 

[MelissaBaby]

Uh oh.

To my readers:

Do not not use ecstasy, cocaine or any other illegal drugs.

Do not sell illegal drugs.

Do not suck dick to get drugs.

Do not shortchange drug dealers.

Do not dispose of evidence of your boyfriend's crimes.

Do not become someone's prison bitch.

Do not have sex in rest area men's rooms.

I think that covers the big stuff.

 

[CoffeeWithMonkeys]

Covering my bases

Do not...um...

I guess that about covers it. My characters are too fucking sweet and innocent...

 

[Kojak01]

In one of my stories, I had the characters playing anal roulette. Someone just PM'd me and said they'd been inspired to try it out because of my story.

Apparently he sprained something near his groin and his gf got a bacterial infection in her lower colon after the fact.

If I had a guy getting his dick sucked by a giant, flying lizard, would you immediately go out and get a beej from an iguana or a komodo dragon?

Why is this my fault?

Remind me to not have my characters take the Tide Pod Challenge. Because a lot of my readers are apparently morons.

I'm going to bed. Sorry for ranting, I just need to express some wtf...

I'm trying to come up with a witty reply but I need to stop laughing first...

That so confirms the European prejudice about Americans: If you don't tell them to not do something, they'll do it and then sue you.

 

[Handley_Page]

Sounds like a candidate for Darwin ?

 

[MelissaBaby]

I'm trying to come up with a witty reply but I need to stop laughing first...

That so confirms the European prejudice about Americans: If you don't tell them to not do something, they'll do it and then sue you.

In a country that has virtually eliminated upward mobility, it's actually a sound economic strategy.

 

[BiscuitHammer]

In a country that has virtually eliminated upward mobility, it's actually a sound economic strategy.

So of course, they blame the Canadian...

 

[MelissaBaby]

So of course, they blame the Canadian...

https://i.imgur.com/6swwzUJ.gif

 

[BiscuitHammer]

Covering my bases

Do not...um...

I guess that about covers it. My characters are too fucking sweet and innocent...

Do not name a character Mara. CWM has a lock on it...

 

[lovecraft68]

Just keep in mind that people eating tide detergent pods is,actually a problem these days

 

[Gentleman_G]

If I had a guy getting his dick sucked by a giant, flying lizard, would you immediately go out and get a beej from an iguana or a komodo dragon.

Careful, someone might actually PM you asking to write that story. And then you'll be actually wondering if you need to put up a warning message

 

[Antryg_Windrose]

Uh oh.

To my readers:

Do not not use ecstasy, cocaine or any other illegal drugs.

Do not sell illegal drugs.

Do not suck dick to get drugs.

Do not shortchange drug dealers.

Do not dispose of evidence of your boyfriend's crimes.

Do not become someone's prison bitch.

Do not have sex in rest area men's rooms.

I think that covers the big stuff.

You didn't warn males against excessive masturbation, so when a guy's dick falls off, he'll sue you. That's the American Way. Imperial Romans were big on suing each other too but that's not what brought down the empire. If anything went wrong in bed, just blame the slaves.

 

[KindofHere]

..............

 

[SimonDoom]

Biscuit, obviously you need to preface your stories with a standard DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME disclaimer.

I had to look up "anal roulette", by the way. I learn something every day.

 

[rae121452]

i stopped having anal sex because i kept getting bacterial infections in my cock. now, i find out that it was your fault all along! i'm suing you for my doctor's bills.

 

[Gentleman_G]

That's a fuck-upped generalization of your readers because of one guy's email. Most of your readers don't contact you, unless you have an email account with over ten-thousand plus individual senders, in which case, Jesus.

People also ask him to write stories about subjects he can't even grasp to understand why they would look at him for, that's one or two other threads iirc. Apparently BiscuitHammer seems to attract odd people.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Dollie

I stopped having anal sex after several colon surgeries and my butt hole got too tight. I'm not sure if my husband wrote any stories about it.
We don't even use Tide Pods in the washer. That's as bad as those one cup coffee makers. Kids re so lazy.

 

[yukonnights]

And I'm just feeling stupid...I don't even know what anal roulette is

 

[Gentleman_G]

I have a feeling, based on the replies here, that BiscuitHammer has managed to start a meme ...

 

[BiscuitHammer]

And I'm just feeling stupid...I don't even know what anal roulette is

Well, without plugging my story, you can just read the opening part of chapter 3 of my story Mike and Karen in the I/T category if you want a demo of what anal roulette is. Otherwise, we can do straight explanation, which may squick some...

 

[YDB95]

Uh oh.

To my readers:

Do not not use ecstasy, cocaine or any other illegal drugs.

Do not sell illegal drugs.

Do not suck dick to get drugs.

Do not shortchange drug dealers.

Do not dispose of evidence of your boyfriend's crimes.

Do not become someone's prison bitch.

Do not have sex in rest area men's rooms.

I think that covers the big stuff.

Now I'm wondering what my disclaimer would look like..."Dear women, don't grow a big bush"? But why would I ever want to say that?!

 

[Axelotto]

"This is my own story, there are many like it but this is mine. There is hardly any truth in this story at all, though it is based in places I've lived and jobs I have done.

[Before I tell you this, I'd like to point out that I am not nor have I ever been a surveillance expert, ninja/Navy SEAL/murder hobo, or a super-lawyer, so many of the usual responses found on Literotica are off the table in this story.

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