Okay, so what do we call you? Page? Pag? Lil' pc?

[KillerMuffin]

I'm clueless here. Pagancowgirl is long. I'm not like la sirenita to slap names on people, okay so maybe I am.

Pa, pag, pc, pagan, cow, girl, pgirl, pcgirl, pagie, page, paga, pn, argh! Help? Please?

Sugar

 

[Calamity Jane]

I'm clueless here. Pagancowgirl is long. I'm not like la sirenita to slap names on people, okay so maybe I am.

Pa, pag, pc, pagan, cow, girl, pgirl, pcgirl, pagie, page, paga, pn, argh! Help? Please?

Sugar

We could take suggestions...

i must make one request... NOT cow. Though my Chinese horoscope animal thingie is the ox. hmmm.... no, not cow.

PCG
pagan
cowgirl

anyone?

of course failing any actual responses, we could go with Jani

 

[Problem Child]

PC is taken.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Hey, you have two parts so not all of you is taken, PC. Your mouth might be taken by the muff, but I'm sure there might be a cowgirl around who could ride the wild stallion. Don't underestimate yourself darlin.

 

[Mensa]

Re: Re: Okay, so what do we call you? Page? Pag? Lil' pc?

i must make one request... NOT cow. Though my Chinese horoscope animal thingie is the ox. hmmm.... no, not cow.

Too bad! Guess which one I voted for?

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

I vote for PCG

Because it's simple and is also an abbreviation for the Pubococcygeus muscle (muscle of the pelvic floor used stopping the urinary stream during micturition as well as providing the lovely cock squeeze we all know and love).

You see? This medical knowledge isn't all wasted.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'm a boar. A pig and a cow. It's a good thing pc seems to have an animal fetish these days.

Dammit, you are going to have to quick smacking my ass, PC. I mean it or I'ma give you a holy what for and I ain't lyin. I tell you what.

 

[Problem Child]

You know how many times I've run different variations of this three-way through my head in the last half-hour or so?

Lots.

 

[Calamity Jane]

well then it's gotta be PCG

that 'cock squeeze' is kind of a trademark.

mensa... grrr

muffin... i think i'm up to some horse trainin

 

[Mensa]

Damn, that's tempting

I'm a boar. A pig and a cow.

But I'm going to let it go this time!

 

[Problem Child]

Re: I vote for PCG

Because it's simple and is also an abbreviation for the Pubococcygeus muscle (muscle of the pelvic floor used stopping the urinary stream during micturition as well as providing the lovely cock squeeze we all know and love).

You see? This medical knowledge isn't all wasted.

Ollie, I trust that you teach all your girlfriends how to Kegel, don't you?

If not, then that definitely proves you are a.....what? C'mon, say it with me, that's right, a phag!

 

[Calamity Jane]

he's dating the wrong women if they need to be taught

 

[Calamity Jane]

Re: Re: Re: Okay, so what do we call you? Page? Pag? Lil' pc?

Too bad! Guess which one I voted for?

I see how you are, 30 minutes ago, you're agreeing to father my children, and now you're callin me a cow... when the hell did we get married?

 

[Problem Child]

Good Lord, smart, sexy and she Kegels...be still my heart!

 

[Calamity Jane]

your heart would be poundin darlin

 

[Calamity Jane]

You know how many times I've run different variations of this three-way through my head in the last half-hour or so?

Lots.

are you gonna share?

 

[Problem Child]

your heart would be poundin darlin

That's not the only thing that would be pounding...


It's been fun but I'm off to beddy-bye.

Sweet dreams.

 

[p_p_man]

Re: I vote for PCG

...and is also an abbreviation for the Pubococcygeus muscle (muscle of the pelvic floor used stopping the urinary stream during micturition...

Is that right?

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Rambling Rose]

giddyup cowgirl!

that 'cock squeeze' is kind of a trademark.

like the freemason's handshake!

 

[Calamity Jane]

LMAO


That just left me with a visual of greeting people with the 'secret cock squeeze'... could make meeting new people quite interesting!

 

[Guest]

Hiya PCG, Pagan, Jani-

How was your solo trip????

bright blessings!

 

[Calamity Jane]

Hiya PCG, Pagan, Jani-

How was your solo trip????

bright blessings!

Hey there rain... the trip was not too bad. Not as solo as I had imagined... turns out there were about 400 people availing themselves of the same campground and trails...

it rained for three days, which gave me lots of time to contemplate, and the trails were gorgeous. i'll post pics sometime of where i was.

i don't know if i came back with any answers, but i have fewer questions now.

blessings to you too.

 

[KillerMuffin]

BC, darlin, don't take this the wrong way... but, I can kick your ass.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Re: Re: I vote for PCG

Posted by PCGhe's dating the wrong women if they need to be taught

Amen. "Do you regularly kegel?" is question number 47 on my pre-girlfriend screening form. Here are some others:

35. Would you do me?

14. Explain your blowjob philosophy and technique in detail. Please provide references.

43. Do you like it in the booty?

37. True or False: Your butt is firm enough to deflect thrown pocket change.

6. R U Hot?

18. Will you refer to my genitalia as "godlike"?

Any women interested in applying should send a self-addressed stamped envelope along with a pair of panties to Ollie.