Okay smartiepants...

[SpecialK]

Bored and looking for a bit of innocent fun?

Here's a little in the spirit game for you. Apparently some government officials have gotten a hold of these popular Christmas carols and have changed the titles. Can you guess what they were originally?

1.Move Hither The Entire Assembly Of Those Who Are Loyal In Their Belief
2.Embellish Interior Passageways
3.Vertically Challenged Adolescent Percussionist
4.First Person Singular Experiencing An Hallucinatory Phenomenon Of A Natal Celebration Devoid Of Color
5.Soundless Nocturnal Period
6.Majestic Triplet Referred To In The First Person Plural
7.The Yuletide Occurance Preceding All Others
8.Precious Metal Musical Devices
9.Omnipotent Supreme Being Elicit Respite To Ecstatic Distinguished Males
10.Caribou With Vermillion Olfactory Appendage
11.Allow Crystalline Formations To Descend
12.Jovial Yuletide Desired For The Second Person Singular Or Plural By The First Person Plural
13.Commence Auditory Reception The Announcing Cherubs Vocalize
14.Kris Kringle Will Be Arriving In The City In The Not Too Distant Future
15.Bipedal Traveling Through An Amazing Acreage During The Period Between December 21st And March 21st In The Northern Hemisphere
16.Its Arrival Occurred At Twelve O'Clock During A Clement Nocturnal Period
17.Exclamatory Remark Concerning A Diminutive Municipality In Judea Southwest Of Jerusalem

Good luck!
K

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

Make the bad man stop!!

Ok your scarying me

 

[Bobtoad777]

1.Move Hither The Entire Assembly Of Those Who Are Loyal In Their Belief

2.Embellish Interior Passageways

Deck the Halla

3.Vertically Challenged Adolescent Percussionist

Little Drummer boy

5.Soundless Nocturnal Period

Silent Night

10.Caribou With Vermillion Olfactory Appendage

Rudolf The Red Nose Rein deer

14.Kris Kringle Will Be Arriving In The City In The Not Too Distant Future

Santa Claus is coming to town

17.Exclamatory Remark Concerning A Diminutive Municipality
In Judea Southwest Of Jerusalem

Oh little town of bethelehem

 

[forgetunome]

AARRRRGHH!

Oh God now my head hurts!!! Make it stop!!!

lets see....

4.First Person Singular Experiencing An Hallucinatory Phenomenon Of A Natal Celebration Devoid Of Color - I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas

5.Soundless Nocturnal Period - Silent Night

6.Majestic Triplet Referred To In The First Person Plural - We Three Kings of Orient Are

11.Allow Crystalline Formations To Descend - Let It Snow Let It Snow Let It Snow

13.Commence Auditory Reception The Announcing Cherubs Vocalize - Hark the Herald Angels Sing

14.Kris Kringle Will Be Arriving In The City In The Not Too Distant Future - Santa Claus is Coming to Town

 

[Mustang Sally]

I got 'em all!

1. Come All Ye Faithful
2. Deck the Halls
3. Little Drummer Boy
4. I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas
5. Silent Night
6. We Three Kings
7. The First Noel
8. Silver Bells
9. God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
10. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
11. Let it Snow
12. We Wish You a Merry Christmas
13. Hark Now Hear the Angels Sing
14. Santa Claus is Coming to Town
15. Walking in a Winter Wonderland
16. It Came Upon a Midnight Clear
17. Oh Little Town of Bethleham

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

3.Vertically Challenged Adolescent Percussionist
Little Drummer Boy.

Well Forget already picked the others I knew.

 

[forgetunome]

Re: I got 'em all!

1. Come All Ye Faithful
2. Deck the Halls
3. Little Drummer Boy
4. I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas
5. Silent Night
6. We Three Kings
7. The First Noel
8. Silver Bells
9. God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
10. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
11. Let it Snow
12. We Wish You a Merry Christmas
13. Hark Now Hear the Angels Sing
14. Santa Claus is Coming to Town
15. Walking in a Winter Wonderland
16. It Came Upon a Midnight Clear
17. Oh Little Town of Bethleham

Pftttthhhhhhhh....you big Ol' Smartie pants!!! I bet you were teachers pet too...huh!

Great job...so what didja win??

Okay...now don't tell me it was the satisfaction of accomplishment....geez..I'm glad I didn't kill myself on it!!

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Mustang Sally]

LOL

I WAS teacher's pet in public school. Not high school. That's when I developed severe procrastination syndrome and never handed things in on time.

You're right about 13, CB, but at least I was thinking of the right song.

 

[Ezzy]

OOOOOOOOOOOPS

13 is "Hark the Herald Angels Sing."

And I thought it was Hark Wierd Harolds' angels' sing


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[forgetunome]

Ezzy...

ROTFLMAO!!!

 

[Purple Haze]

1.Move Hither The Entire Assembly Of Those Who Are Loyal In Their Belief
"Get Over Here You Stubborn Folk"
2.Embellish Interior Passageways
"Paint the Damn Corridors"
3.Vertically Challenged Adolescent Percussionist
"That 12 Inch Pianist Wants a Skateboard"
4.First Person Singular Experiencing An Hallucinatory Phenomenon Of A Natal Celebration Devoid Of Color
"I Thought I Saw a Black and White Baby"
5.Soundless Nocturnal Period
"Late Night at Literotica"
6.Majestic Triplet Referred To In The First Person Plural
"We are Royal Stooges"
7.The Yuletide Occurance Preceding All Others
"Let's Shop Til We Drop"
8.Precious Metal Musical Devices
"My Car Stereo Kicks Big Ass"
9.Omnipotent Supreme Being Elicit Respite To Ecstatic Distinguished Males
"Sit Your Asses Down You Well Dressed Old Farts"
10.Caribou With Vermillion Olfactory Appendage
"Have A Bloody Nose My Deer"
11.Allow Crystalline Formations To Descend
"Knock Over My China Hutch Again"
12.Jovial Yuletide Desired For The Second Person Singular Or Plural By The First Person Plural
"We Hope You Laugh Your Stupid Ass Off This Christmas"
13.Commence Auditory Reception The Announcing Cherubs Vocalize
"Hey Shut the Hell Up, The Cherubs Are Screaming"
14.Kris Kringle Will Be Arriving In The City In The Not Too Distant Future
"The Fat Guy Will Be Arriving At La Guardia"
15.Bipedal Traveling Through An Amazing Acreage During The Period Between December 21st And March 21st In The Northern Hemisphere
"Run Like Hell, It's Cold Outside"
16.Its Arrival Occurred At Twelve O'Clock During A Clement Nocturnal Period
"Why is My Dick Inside A Pumpkin?"
17.Exclamatory Remark Concerning A Diminutive Municipality In Judea Southwest Of Jerusalem
"Damn, The Terrorists are Hitting The Suburbs Too"

How'd I do?

 

[SpecialK]

roflmao!!

Purple Haze, you are a genius!

K

 

[Purple Haze]

I must have got them all right.

 

[Mustang Sally]

Purp, you're a riot!

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[Purple Haze]

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Jingle Balls,
Jingle Balls,
Dangling all the Way,

Oh What Fun it is to Ride,
The Purple One Today........Hey!

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Giddyap, Giddyap, Giddyap it's Slow,
Come Give Me a Blow,
We're Screwing On a Mattress Filled With Dough,

Giddyap, Giddyap, Giddyap, it's Grand,
My Cock in Your Hand.......

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Crusty The Scrotum,
Was A Nasty Boy One Day,
With A Pecker That Grows,
And Don't You Know,
How It Loves To Hide All Day......

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Lick Yourself Some Very Hairy Princess,
Make Her Heart Be Wild,
Hum A Tune And Leave Her Underwear On Fire...........

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Stick Your Wang In Something Furry,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la,
Make the Locals Gasp and Scurry,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la,
Cast aside your Gay Apparrel,
Fa-la-la-la, Fa-la-la-la, Fa-la-la-la,
Blow your Wad and Hope You're Sterile,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la,

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[forgetunome]

OMG!!!!!

Purple Haze, you...dear man are a riot!!! Oh GAWD...I must pick myself up from the floor....landed there laughing so hard!!!

 

[Mustang Sally]

He said scurry!

 

[pandora]

I've got to start buying my music where purple does

 

[Never]

Let's See..

1. Oh, Come all ye Faithfull
2. Deck the Halls
3. Little Drummer Boy
4. I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas. (Actually, black is the absence of color. White is all colors.)
5. Silent Night
6.Majestic Triplet Referred To In The First Person Plural
7. First Christmas
8.Precious Metal Musical Devices
9.Omnipotent Supreme Being Elicit Respite To Ecstatic Distinguished Males
10. Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer.
11. Let it Snow.
12.Jovial Yuletide Desired For The Second Person Singular Or Plural By The First Person Plural
13.Hark the Harold Angels sing.
14. Santa Claus is Coming to Town.
15. Walking through a Winter Wonderland.
16. It Occurred upon a midnight clear.
17. Oh Bethlehem.

 

[SeXy ReDHeD]

He said scurry!

NOT FUNNY!

 

[KillerMuffin]

He said scurry!

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

I wonder if he was playing with the Bitch and the game "I Never..."


By the way, Caribou don't look a thing like Reindeer, but I suppose that would ruin the point.

 

[SeXy ReDHeD]

He said scurry!

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

I wonder if he was playing with the Bitch and the game "I Never..."


By the way, Caribou don't look a thing like Reindeer, but I suppose that would ruin the point.

I'm laughing... but it's still not funny dammit!

 

[KillerMuffin]

LOL

Admit it Red, it's hysterically funny!!! LMAO

Scurry.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH snort HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

 

[Mustang Sally]

Scurry!

*giggle*

Nasty little word, ain't it Red?
And we sound like a bunch of lunatics, you do realize that, don't you?

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