Okay, Lit'ers, a little help here. Sunstruck has two men passed out drunk...

[KillerMuffin]

What should she do to them while they're sleeping it off?

So far, the idea is to strip them naked and put them in bed together.

 

[scrymettet]

What should she do to them while they're sleeping it off?

So far, the idea is to strip them naked and put them in bed together.

and shave them

 

[HeavyStick]

Put a dildo between them and then take a pic

 

[Nora]

Would she be able to move them on her own?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

What should she do to them while they're sleeping it off?

So far, the idea is to strip them naked and put them in bed together.

get a camera first off...this is surely a perfect opportunity to create a new "Priceless" ad for her very own! Consider the following props as potentially worth the effort...

1. Spent condom
2. Vibrating "egg"
3. Handcuffs
4. Whip
5. Blindfold
6. Bananas

That should do it...let the "director" create the perfect shot with those...

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Then file their federal income taxes early for them, but don't take out any deductions for charitable donations.

Hoo... that would be Hi-larious.

 

[Ham Murabi]

Put bits of mayo running out of their mouths.

 

[HeavyStick]

How close are they sleeping together?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Would she be able to move them on her own?

Good point. She could roll them onto the floor and strip them there. Cover them with a blanket and get some pillows for them. It would give her a good chance to "set the scene" as it were.

That's if she's not to drunk to do it and hasn't passed out, drooling, on her keyboard.


I love drunk people. They are just so much fun!

 

[P. B. Walker]

five... no six words:

hand in bowl of warm water.


Then....

get out your dildos and put on some jeans... leave the dildo hang out of your fly and squat down til the tip of the dildo is against their lips and have someone take a pic. Bonus points if you dab a little lotion on the side of their face to make it look like you just gave them a facial. LOL

Finally: Complete and utter shaving of the pubic region!

PBW "I nominate Muffin to do the shaving"

 

[Nora]

Then file their federal income taxes early for them, but don't take out any deductions for charitable donations.

Hoo... that would be Hi-larious.

That's just cruel.

 

[Nora]

Good point. She could roll them onto the floor and strip them there. Cover them with a blanket and get some pillows for them. It would give her a good chance to "set the scene" as it were.

That's if she's not to drunk to do it and hasn't passed out, drooling, on her keyboard.


I love drunk people. They are just so much fun!

She's an adorable drunk, that's for sure.

Otherwise, there's always the good ol' stand-by of making them up...but maybe use magic markers instead of Estée...

 

[HeavyStick]

Does she have a webcam?

 

[Pyper]

Ol' slumber party trick:

Remove their underwear, stuff each pair in a glass, fill the glass with water, and stick it in the freezer. Heh heh heh.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Shave off one eyebrow...just one!

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Does she have access to a bisexual octopus?

 

[P. B. Walker]

Do something subtle... like shave each of their legs from the knee down. see how long it takes for them to notice.

lol

PBW

 

[Coca~Cola]

Does she have access to a bisexual octopus?

One question:

Do You??

ha ha

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Coke,

don't ask questions that you don't want the answer to.

 

[sunstruck]

Would she be able to move them on her own?

They are both on my bed. That's where the game stopped.

 

[KillerMuffin]

You should definately put some of your lingerie on one of them.

 

[sunstruck]

She's an adorable drunk, that's for sure.

Awww! Thank you Nora!

 

[Nora]

They are both on my bed. That's where the game stopped.

oh sweet, SunStruck! That makes it SO much easier!!

Ok, so first get your bisexual octopus....

 

[HeavyStick]

Get them naked, get out some condoms get out some hand lotion, unroll the condoms fill it with lotion. have a couple about the bed

try to put one guys arm on the other.

 

[sunstruck]

You should definately put some of your lingerie on one of them.

Oh that's a good one!! I'm thinking thong.