Okay....let's talk about big ass jumping spiders!

[MissTaken]

Ack!

I just found one in my bathtub!

I sprayed it with heavy duty rust and hard water stain remover.

Do you think it is dead?

Can I go pee now?

 

[Kajira Callista]

Ack!

I just found one in my bathtub!

I sprayed it with heavy duty rust and hard water stain remover.

Do you think it is dead?

Can I go pee now?

i wouldnt risk it without a shoe to finish the job

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

Uh, I'd say it's probably dead. Get something to serve as a swatter, though, just in case.

 

[Kajira Callista]

then run the shower and wash it down the drain ....just to be sure

 

[MissTaken]

Yep, you are both right.

I should kill it twice to be certain.

We watched Eight Legged Freaks a few weeks ago. It was a funny, B sort of film, but those spiders were big!!!!!!!!!!!!



Now, where is my strapping big subbie when I really need him?

 

[kittyinbondage]

eeeeep! kill it twice. i don't mind the small ones but the big ones must die, die, die! survival of the fittest, you know.

 

[MissTaken]

Phew!

I just went an checked the little bugger and he is belly up in the bathtub.

*humming Taps*

 

[incubus'_sub]

Well, as we live in the sub tropics, very large spiders are an unpleasant reality of our daily lives for most of the year. so, as one who knows, ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS kill them twice or three times. Big hairy spiders are the arachnoid version of Jason. Just when you think you are safe, they rise again to get you.

 

[MissTaken]

I should have done exactly that, incubus' sub.

The damn thing is still alive, back from the dead and giving me the hairy eyeball!

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

And plotting it's revenge too, no doubt. Perhaps you should move, MissT.

 

[Xelebes]

Ack!

I just found one in my bathtub!

I sprayed it with heavy duty rust and hard water stain remover.

Do you think it is dead?

Can I go pee now?

Move to Canada. Less spiders.

Prolly the only downside is cold winters, blackflies and junebugs. But those aren't scary.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Ack!

I just found one in my bathtub!

I sprayed it with heavy duty rust and hard water stain remover.

Do you think it is dead?

Next time, use Lysol. Flick a Bic in the path of the aerosol spray and you have an instant flame thrower.

Rinsing Hairy Legs down the pipe works. Gets half a shot at surviving that way. That or leave the thing be and the other insect vermin population in your house will take a nosedive.

*Eases Hairy onto the palm of one hand, cups the body with the other and glides out of the room singing softly*

She said, "I don't like spiders and snakes
And that ain't what it takes to love me
You fool, you fool
I don't like spiders and snakes
And that ain't what it takes to love me
Like I want to be loved by you"

Edited: After correcting a typo caused by all the cleaning product fumes in the bathroom.

 

[FungiUg]

Can I go pee now?

You mean you didn't pee yourself already?

Besides, if you sprayed it with rust and stain remover, it will just be stunned as it mutates from the chemicals, and will be growing twice as big and four times as nasty!

 

[bound]

Just a friendly FYI, most spiders when shot at with chemicals will curl up into said ball with their legs. All they've done is conserved what bit of air is in their personal space beneath them which they can live on for 24 hours, which is why they never seem to die.

 

[FungiUg]

Nothing that a litre of napalm won't fix, I'm sure!

 

[WriterDom]

If you have one spider, you have 100s. And those 100s will make 100s. One day you'll wake up and they will be everywhere.

And now you have pissed them off. You might better start sleeping with panties on. They like warm moist areas.

 

[Kajira Callista]

i had a dream about spiders last night ya know.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Opens his hands

and lets Hairy back in the thread ...

 

[Kajira Callista]

Re: Opens his hands

and lets Hairy back in the thread ...

quickly curls her feet under her on the chair and watches the icky thing crawl off of AAs hand.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Someone forgot ...

Hairy's a jumping spider.

Glides out of the thread having armed Hairy with his own can of Lysol and mini Bic lighter.

 

[Kajira Callista]

Re: Someone forgot ...

Hairy's a jumping spider.

Glides out of the thread having armed Hairy with his own can of Lysol and mini Bic lighter.

shows hairy my spiked heel shoe so he knows not to come close and leaves thread ...never turning my back on the icky spider.

 

[kittyinbondage]

If you have one spider, you have 100s. And those 100s will make 100s. One day you'll wake up and they will be everywhere.

*looks nervously around room*

i wish i had not read that. aaaaaack!

 

[bound]

I adore spiders, I don't understand everyone's disdain of them... Just think. They eat ROACHES.

Now THOSE are a disgusting blight on my peace of mind.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

... Just think. They eat ROACHES ...

and flies, and gnats, and mosquitos, and pill bugs, and ants, and ...

 

[snowy ciara]

[B
And now you have pissed them off. You might better start sleeping with panties on. They like warm moist areas. [/B]

Now there's a visual I could have done without. Thanks heaps, WriterDom..