Okay, lets get this fucking over with.

[sch00lteacher]

999

 

[Halx]

I have a ways to go... help meeee

 

[sch00lteacher]

1000

Whoop te fucking doo. Now I are a man.

 

[Halx]

And your title?

 

[scylis]

you mean you weren't one before?

what were you, then? that goat? a green-skinned, triple-breasted alien woman? (two in the front, one in the back... it's for dancing, you see)

 

[sch00lteacher]

you mean you weren't one before?

what were you, then? that goat? a green-skinned, triple-breasted alien woman? (two in the front, one in the back... it's for dancing, you see)

Hell just ask anyone on the board, your not shit until you have a thousand. Then to those who have five, eight thousand, your still not shit.

Isn't that fucking stupid?

 

[JaymesBlond007]

Only 813 posts to go until in mediocre-shit!!

Whooooo! See ma, and you said I wouldn't to squat!

 

[Halx]

I come from a community where 1000+ is seen as obsessive.. and thus only sought after by those who's reputation can 'take it'

 

[sch00lteacher]

I come from a community where 1000+ is seen as obsessive.. and thus only sought after by those who's reputation can 'take it'

If I had a life I would agree with you 100%.

But I have been home 'recovering' from a total hip replacement. So I gots lots of time to kill.

I really wonder about people who have a million posts on here, in less than a year. They have some serious issues.

 

[Halx]

I have a job where I sit and wait for stuff to happen. While I do that, I can browse the boards. I was able to get up to 100 in a week or so. I kinda cooled down though. One or two posts a day is ok for me now.

 

[MissTaken]

I cruised into the status of "Having serious issues" when I was off work for six weeks this fall.

However, we ALL have issues, teach!


You know that!

 

[MissTaken]

By the way...

Congrads on hitting a thousand posts....

Where's the party?

 

[GuyJD]

That's exactly what we need. Another pathetic "LOOK, I HAVE 1000 POSTS" thread.

Now let's throw a fucking block party over it.

 

[Desdemona]

Literotica Curmudgeon??? It does have a certain ring to it. I like it Teach!

 

[Cheyenne]

Curmudgeon? That's Lasher's title.

Oh, how I wish search was working. I did a thread probably 1 1/2 years ago about who was the biggest curmudgeon at Lit. You wouldn't be it, teach. You're on drugs, but that doesn't make you a curmudgeon. Just a sick person trying to get well.

 

[seXieleXie]

i agree with Chyenne, sch00lteacher you are a sick, sick person.


*hugs*

 

[sch00lteacher]

Curmudgeon? That's Lasher's title.

Oh, how I wish search was working. I did a thread probably 1 1/2 years ago about who was the biggest curmudgeon at Lit. You wouldn't be it, teach. You're on drugs, but that doesn't make you a curmudgeon. Just a sick person trying to get well.

The medication is making me 'nice' .

You came up with the sig line, you can come up with title. I really don't care, curmudgeon was all I could think of at the time.

 

[Ayaka]

The medication is making me 'nice' .

You came up with the sig line, you can come up with title. I really don't care, curmudgeon was all I could think of at the time.

The picture of the dog is nice

 

[Mensa]

Don't sweat it, man

Hell just ask anyone on the board, your not shit until you have a thousand. Then to those who have five, eight thousand, your still not shit.

Isn't that fucking stupid?

To some of us, you will always be shit!

 

[sch00lteacher]

Re: Don't sweat it, man

To some of us, you will always be shit!

*wiping a tear away*

Thank you Mensa. It is so important to be loved like this.

 

[Mensa]

Re: Re: Don't sweat it, man

*wiping a tear away*

Thank you Mensa. It is so important to be loved like this.

Just doing my bit to let you know your place here, bud!

 

[sch00lteacher]

Re: Re: Re: Don't sweat it, man

Just doing my bit to let you know your place here, bud!

I can always count on three or four people to let me know my place here. At least they are all men. And your not one of them, so there

 

[Mensa]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Don't sweat it, man

I can always count on three or four people to let me know my place here. At least they are all men. And your not one of them, so there

But I do so enjoy telling people where to go!

 

[sch00lteacher]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Don't sweat it, man

But I do so enjoy telling people where to go!

Yeah, but your not an asshole about it.

And I think you are older than 15.

 

[Mensa]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Don't sweat it, man

Yeah, but your not an asshole about it.

And I think you are older than 15.

Would you please keep that under your hat!