Okay, I have HAD it!

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Now you've made me go and get the fireproof, poisonous, flame-spitting, mauve and orange Frogs of Hell (™ and patent pending).

Scarlett, for "Modern Love,"

TXRad, for "Sleeping Single (in a double bed),"

You are both sentenced to death-by-frog.

And the next person who gives me an earworm isn't gonna get a cigarette first, damnit!

Jammies, hun, you're scaring me. Is it time for a nap?

 

[kendo1]

It has come to our attention that the 'Frogs of Hell' tm and patent pending, have been blowing orange smoke rings in the air recently.
We do not believe that this was in the original specification asked for.

Please find enclosed 2 (two) 'Frogs of Hell' tm and patent pending, for you to study this remarkable development.

I look forward to your response on this matter at your earliest convenience.

Yours, etc.

Satan, Lord of Darkness, etc, etc.

This was forwarded to my PM box by mistake.

Ken

 

[Antfarmer77]

Deep breaths baby...deep breaths

 

[arienette]

Deep breaths baby...deep breaths

Innnnnn...
and ouuuutttttt.

Oh. You meant Jammies.

 

[kendo1]

Innnnnn...
and ouuuutttttt.

Eth! And I'm only thixteen.

Ken the butterfly

 

[Guest]

Eth! And I'm only thixteen.

Ken the butterfly

And such a pretty butterfly you are.

 

[kendo1]

And such a pretty butterfly you are.

Nice shoes, kitten.

Ken the butterfly

 

[Guest]

 

[FallingToFly]

Smoke rings or not, these are fierce froggies and they don't like earworms.

*really scary Jammies glare*

And I wasn't trying to scare you, Danielle, you haven't stuck earworms in my head.

Thanks for the advice, AF, but breathing regularly just goes along with those horribibble songs!

Fortunately for you, Kendo, the froggies don't eat butterflies (too much cholesterol).

The worms crawl in the worms crawl out the worms play pinochle on your snout...

 

[Quiet_Cool]

And such a pretty butterfly you are.

Yeah, he'll go nicely in my glass case.

(did I say that out loud?)

Anyway...

*takes out a Snickers bar and waves it back and forth in front of Kendo, cautiously hiding the fly-swatter behind my back*

C'mon, Kendo, over here in the dark alley you can have something sweet to eat. you know you're hungry. Why wait?

Okay, I've HAD it!

Yeah. I've had it too, but not enough of it, and it's been a while. *sigh*

Something tells me I'm off-topic.

Q_C

 

[kendo1]

*flutters pretty red wings just out of range of the nasty one*


Ken the red butterfly smelling of lavander.

 

[Guest]

 

[kendo1]

Acme Fireproof Butterfly Wings

ken the red butterfly

 

[Guest]

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

*watches a Frog of Hell (™ and patent pending) spit flame at a certain butterfly*

Which raises the question, should the theme song for a fire-breathing "Frog of Hell (™ and patent pending) be:

"Light My Fire"

"You Light Up My Life" or

Froggie Went a'Torching"

Rumple "asbestos" Foreskin

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Feh. I'm being silly, so there is no off-topic.

I haven't had that for a long time, either.

*watches a Frog of Hell (™ and patent pending) spit flame at a certain butterfly*

You don't suppose the Frogs of Hell might be frightening away any prospects, do you?



Q_C

 

[Guest]

I don't have any earworms, Jammies but I do have some moths that like blankies and socks... I keep them as a just in case blanky and sock monsters start coming out of my closet.

I love red butterfly wings. Those must be smoking....(sorry that was really really bad)

Froggie went a torchin...snort.

Could their be a halloween story in the making there?

 

[kendo1]

Ken flutters his bright red wings to keep the blanky monsters at bay.

Ken the red butterfly

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Acme Fireproof Butterfly Wings

ken the red butterfly

Um, not to put a damper on your defenses, Ken, but I've gotten word from a reliable coyote friend, and long-time Acme customer, that many of their products are defective. Especially their high-powered rocket packs.

Just thought you'd like to know.

It may be wise to remember he is trying to gain support for a class-action lawsuit against the aforementioned corporation.

Q_C

 

[kendo1]

Um, not to put a damper on your defenses, Ken, but I've gotten word from a reliable coyote friend, and long-time Acme customer, that many of their products are defective. Especially their high-powered rocket packs.

Just thought you'd like to know.

It may be wise to remember he is trying to gain support for a class-action lawsuit against the aforementioned corporation.

Q_C

I was in a shop in the Grassmarket last week and found an 'Acme Catalogue'.
Flicking through it brought back memories of watching the Roadrunner cartoons.

ken the red butterfly who must fly away 'cause it is late.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

F R E E B I R D !​

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Now you've made me go and get the fireproof, poisonous, flame-spitting, mauve and orange Frogs of Hell (™ and patent pending).

Scarlett, for "Modern Love,"

TXRad, for "Sleeping Single (in a double bed),"

You are both sentenced to death-by-frog.

And the next person who gives me an earworm isn't gonna get a cigarette first, damnit!

*sings*
because you had a bad day...you sing a sad song just to turn it around...ooh..you had a bad day...lalalalalala!!!!!

 

[Guest]

F R E E B I R D !​

*snicker*


There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold

And she's buying a stairway to heaven​

And when she gets there she knows if the stores are closed​

With a word she can get what she came for​

wwwwweeeeeeeeeee~~~~~

 

[TxRad]

Sowwy Jammies.... I wasn't aiming at you honest..... and i gave it to myself so......

CALL OFF THe DaMN FROGS>>>>> I've got enough problems keeping these fools from burning this rig down as is........ BTW I love the smoke rings..... lulls you in to a false sense of security just before ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE........