Okay, I had sex

[Champakian]

under a canoe, in a pond, while smoking a joint, with a crowd of people up on the hill.

She was a good and proper Catholic girl.

She told me that it was safe.



Your turn.



[For the idiots amongst us, that's not you're...]

 

[oggbashan]

On horseback, on a motorcycle going cross country, halfway down a cliff...

None of it was safe but we enjoyed it.

Your turn...

 

[Champakian]

Was the horse controlling the throttle?

 

[oggbashan]

Was the horse controlling the throttle?

The horse was cantering. The motorcycle - she was controlling the speed, me the direction. As she got more aroused, the faster we went.

 

[Champakian]

I used to bicycle...



... but I just don't trust things between my legs that aren't female in every way.

 

[bellisarius]

I can see a market for "custom" bicycle seats now. Wifi enabled even. *chuckle*

 

[Champakian]

Being able to buzz her panties is a real turn-on.



Especially when you know it's a business meeting.

 

[Sean]

Main dish control room at Jodrell Bank radio telescope.

 

[HisArpy]

Ummm...



Yay?

 

[rae121452]

under a canoe, in a pond, while smoking a joint, with a crowd of people up on the hill.

She was a good and proper Catholic girl.

She told me that it was safe.



Your turn.



[For the idiots amongst us, that's not you're...]

did the police ever find out you had killed her?

 

[Comshaw]

Okay I had ssex...

On a motorcycle, a few times, once while riding through a summer rainstorm in Nebraska; like a couple of pretzels in a Triumph TR4; while driving down the road with her parents following in their car; on her parent's couch while watching TV while they were (we thought) asleep, digital coitus to climax in a movie theater. She was a good girl (and still is, dammmmmn good!) so good I had to marry her just so we could do more of those things. WhoooWaaa!

Comshaw

 

[FantasyXY]

Okay, I see how this game goes...

I had sex, in the back seat of a car, in the parking lot of a night club. She hadn't worn any panties that night, and I have no idea if her husband was there.

Now you...

 

[y=mx+b]

Sober

With my nondominant doormat of a left hand.

Your turn

 

[thør]

Outside,
In the snow,
Below 0°F,
And,
It was hot.

Go.

 

[Conager]

Quietly.
In a tent.
On the shore. . .
. . of Lake Powell
While. . . .
(as it turned out)
Conceiving a new sibling
. . .for the ones. . .
playing nearby.

No one Drown(d)

Go forth and procreate. .
. . .or at least fornicate.

 

[hobbit.]

Main dish control room at Jodrell Bank radio telescope.

Didnt golden earing write a song about that? 'Radar Love'





in Wales with a human.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Yes..

 

[Liar]

Surrounded by the King's sheep.

 

[Hypoxia]

* Atop a coastal lookout tower after the tent blew away.
* In the back of a pickup rolling through redwood groves.
* On the carpeted floor of a mirror-lined bathroom.
* In a Honduran hotel room while gunshots rang nearby.
* Atop a classy Malibu Beach bar after closing time.
* In a Ferris-wheel carriage, stopped at the top.
* Hastily, on a park table, as the brushfire approached.
* In a San Francisco newspaper office's broom closet.

* Not in the canoe; it would have overturned.
* Not next to the chicken coop; it stank.
* Not on a motorcycle; kickstand problems.
* Not at the police station, but that was close.
* Not on the porch roof; cats occupied that.

 

[y=mx+b]

Oh also...

First Gulf War ontop of a launching Patriot Missile.

Good times.
Good times.

 

[rae121452]

under a canoe, in a pond, while smoking a joint, with a crowd of people up on the hill.

She was a good and proper Catholic girl.

She told me that it was safe.



Your turn.



[For the idiots amongst us, that's not you're...]

the big take away from this thread is that chompy has to reassure us that he had sex...once.

 

[Champakian]

*chuckle*



Bitter old faggot just has to snark.
Never knew one that wasn't that way...

 

[toeskr]

Not Nirvana.

Doesn't smell like teen spirit in here.

Rest home fumes.

 

[Tasman69]

In the water, at a beach, in front of hundreds of people, in broad daylight.
I married her too.

 

[oneblueye]

hey...

under a canoe, in a pond, while smoking a joint, with a crowd of people up on the hill.

She was a good and proper Catholic girl.

She told me that it was safe.



Your turn.



[For the idiots amongst us, that's not you're...]

In a swimming pool, the Atlantic ocean, Lake Erie (ok yeah, I know), River Raisin, a gas station bathroom, in gas station stock room, back stage, Lincoln Elementary, France Stone Quarry, tripland, dog-lady island, in the car back seat--, car front seat, truck bed, truck roof, under I75 viaduct in Florida, Alligator Alley Florida, 66 Pontiac back seat cruising down Monroe St, St Mary's Park, Sterling State Park, Nike Park, look out tower, fire control tower, in a tree, in a treehouse, inside a hollow tree, in a boat, on a boat, under a boat in a trailer, on the trunk of a 65 Ford Custom, inside the trunk of a 63 Cadillac at the drive in, handjob in the back seat of a Grayhound Bus, front seat of semi truck going down a trucker on southbound 75, sleeper of semi truck w/ drivers girlfriend, standing up at the band shell St Mary's Park, attic of gf parents house, basement of gf house, kitchen of gf house...