rae121452
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is your secret, unusual same sex celebrity crush? the one who isn't a sex symbol except maybe to you?
for years, i had a mad pash on benjamin netanyahu.....his recent trump bromance has kind of cooled me on him though.
i still want to drink stanley tucci's bath water. i know, he's a married guy, but if i could get him alone in a hotel room for 53 minutes so that i could focus the full force of my gaysex super powers on him, he'd be my sex slave for life!
edgar bronfman, the canadian alcohol king, sets my adolescent heart afluttering every time i see him and i fantasize about the big kosher salami that i know he's packing. plus, he could keep me in booze for the rest of my life!
the other one is the guy who plays the warden on "orange is the new black". they joke on there about his dick size and his nickname "beer can". hell, who cares how big his dick is! you just know that when you bury your nose in his pubes the scent is going to be like a mega hit of poppers. and i bet he fucks like a wild gorilla.
okay, there's my true confessions. your turn.....................................
for years, i had a mad pash on benjamin netanyahu.....his recent trump bromance has kind of cooled me on him though.
i still want to drink stanley tucci's bath water. i know, he's a married guy, but if i could get him alone in a hotel room for 53 minutes so that i could focus the full force of my gaysex super powers on him, he'd be my sex slave for life!
edgar bronfman, the canadian alcohol king, sets my adolescent heart afluttering every time i see him and i fantasize about the big kosher salami that i know he's packing. plus, he could keep me in booze for the rest of my life!
the other one is the guy who plays the warden on "orange is the new black". they joke on there about his dick size and his nickname "beer can". hell, who cares how big his dick is! you just know that when you bury your nose in his pubes the scent is going to be like a mega hit of poppers. and i bet he fucks like a wild gorilla.
okay, there's my true confessions. your turn.....................................
