Ok Whose dildo shut down the freeway?

CharlotteNCguy

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The suspicious object that jammed traffic Monday on Interstate 75 and Daniels Parkway was not an explosive pipe bomb, according to the Lee County Sheriff's Office -- it was a prosthetic penis..

There's no word yet on whether the device — found on the side of Daniels under the northbound I-75 overpass — was designed to serve medical or recreational needs.

A motorist called the Lee County Sheriff’s Office shortly after 3 p.m. about the suspicious package on the side of the road under the northbound Interstate 75 overpass.

The cylinder was more than a foot long in a plastic bag and wrapped with duct tape. It looked like pipe bomb.

Deputies arrived and alerted the bomb squad, which used a robot to disable the cylinder. The north- and southbound lanes of Intestate 75 were closed for about an hour between Alico Road and Colonial Boulevard. Traffic was blocked on Daniels Parkway at the overpass for an hour while the device was removed.

The closures left the heart of Lee County's road system without any vehicles as rush hour approached. After the drama ensued there were back-ups for about 15 minutes, but then traffic cleared to its normal levels.

I-75 is the main north-south artery in the region and Daniels is one of the major east-west corridor in south Fort Myers, connecting Gateway, Lehigh Acres and Southwest Florida International Airport with the region's retail power centers and tens of thousands of homes along the way.


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CharlotteNCguy said:
The suspicious object that jammed traffic Monday on Interstate 75 and Daniels Parkway was not an explosive pipe bomb, according to the Lee County Sheriff's Office -- it was a prosthetic penis..

There's no word yet on whether the device — found on the side of Daniels under the northbound I-75 overpass — was designed to serve medical or recreational needs.

A motorist called the Lee County Sheriff’s Office shortly after 3 p.m. about the suspicious package on the side of the road under the northbound Interstate 75 overpass.

The cylinder was more than a foot long in a plastic bag and wrapped with duct tape. It looked like pipe bomb.

Deputies arrived and alerted the bomb squad, which used a robot to disable the cylinder. The north- and southbound lanes of Intestate 75 were closed for about an hour between Alico Road and Colonial Boulevard. Traffic was blocked on Daniels Parkway at the overpass for an hour while the device was removed.

The closures left the heart of Lee County's road system without any vehicles as rush hour approached. After the drama ensued there were back-ups for about 15 minutes, but then traffic cleared to its normal levels.

I-75 is the main north-south artery in the region and Daniels is one of the major east-west corridor in south Fort Myers, connecting Gateway, Lehigh Acres and Southwest Florida International Airport with the region's retail power centers and tens of thousands of homes along the way.


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DAMMIT HUSKIE!!!!!
 
You might want to go back and read your link. It was a wad of paper and NOT a prosthetic penis or dildo...
 
ksmybuttons said:
You might want to go back and read your link. It was a wad of paper and NOT a prosthetic penis or dildo...


Now they have changed it...Damn whats the fun in that???

Oh well.
 
CharlotteNCguy said:
Now they have changed it...Damn whats the fun in that???

Oh well.


Think of it this way, at least someone isn't being deprived of their dildo tonight. :p
 
CharlotteNCguy said:
It seems some know where thiers are, some don't, and somepeoples landlords are NOSY !


I feel so out of the loop. I don't own one... :cool:
 
cookiejar said:
I feel so out of the loop. I don't own one... :cool:

Tsk, tsk...now Cookie, didn't we have a conversation about this a while ago? ;)
 
bootgrrl said:
Tsk, tsk...now Cookie, didn't we have a conversation about this a while ago? ;)
she is just trying to act like a good grrl....Some of us know better
 
CharlotteNCguy said:
she is just trying to act like a good grrl....Some of us know better
Gee...I wonder who corrupted her in the first place. :p

cookiejar said:
Shhhhh...I have bootlady almost fooled. ;)
LOL...when you used Ms. Bow as your AV it was alot easier to believe. Now...not so much. :D
 
Extreme Bohunk said:
Barney?
Here Barney!
Barrrrr-neeeeeey!

Well, I tried.
You realize, of course, that he's not gonna answer to you.

He's jealous. :devil:
 
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